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Toni Snark
@withaniplease.bsky.social
Happy to be back with my pocket pals.
Waikato.
"Puppy defends home, wrestles croc."
The puppy just ran past at high speed with a green Croc in his mouth 🤣

The shoe is almost as big as he is.
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Mamdani is gonna implement Shihad law. Clocks WILL go back in the winter, whether they like it or not
Mamdani is gonna implement shakshuka law. Everyone gets distributed a delicious pan of simmering tomatoes, onions, garlic, spices, and gently poached eggs, which they get as state-sponsored breakfast.
Mamdani is gonna implement sharpei law. The state will now issue every family their very own wrinkle dog.
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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**PRICE DROP ON BUTTER!!!**

It's $7.90/500g at Woolworths. $7.89/500g at New World.
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Warning folks. There's another fucking Skinny ad on.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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The existence of pet peeves implies the existence of wild, undomesticated peeves
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Me seeing an older Falcon parked up: I reckons that's an 84, hmmmm maybe an 82.

Car backs out identifying the model on the number plate. Quick Google puts it at 84-88.

Not bad Toni, still got it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I got it.
It's giving "The Lettering Book" from when we were kids.
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Jae Carpet Cleaners have just left, we booked them for a full house steam clean (thanks Mum for covering this).
Love getting the professionals in 🥰
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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ITS NOT EVEN APPLIQUÉ
IT'S

ACTUALLY

PAPER
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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WHY TF DID YOU TEAR THE HOUSE DOWN TO IT'S FOUNDATIONS!? RESIGN!
#NZPol #WorstMinFinEva
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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“WHAT IS THE CHARGE? THROWING A SANDWICH??? A SUCCULENT SUBWAY SANDWICH?????”
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Great maps. A+ Mapping. Would map again.
back on the old site i had a running thread where i would post a bunch of different maps of the US interior and point out that they're all the same map. climate, population, voting, some others. anyway do y'all want to see a series of different world maps that are all the same map?
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
@brokenstarfish.bsky.social
Um, this is for you.
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Oh hey... that toasted Lambo a few days ago.. video of the idiot driver that caused the crash
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November 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Yay! It's Predator Badlands this week! Super excited. @sarahhbickerton.bsky.social is this one on your radar?
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
One of my faaaavourite #Andor parts is this, comparing the wheat feild scene to the wedding. S2 E3.
a woman in a yellow dress is dancing in front of a disney+ logo
Alt: a woman in a yellow dress is dancing in front of a disney+ logo
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November 2, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Surely through the powers of socials we can get Andrew connected?
Look what he's customised!
Argh!
Another season without a Kane appearance at McLean Park!
Will have to figure another way to get the Pop I customised to him...

www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360873...
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Surely through the powers of socials we can get Andrew connected?
Look what he's customised!
Argh!
Another season without a Kane appearance at McLean Park!
Will have to figure another way to get the Pop I customised to him...

www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360873...
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My hip/leg hurts.
My shoulders hurt.
My skin and hair oil has ramped up.
I've already gotten really angry at the kids this morning, and just had a cry.

Yep. Turns out the previous box of 50s were batch 17393 too
#PatchFails
November 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Sensational
October 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Holy shit, Neon has Interstellar, Inception, and Dunkirk.

I've been keeping and eye out for them for ages (because I couldn't be bothered hooking up the blu-ray). We've started Interstellar. Oh my heart I love this movie.
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM