Toni Snark
@withaniplease.bsky.social
Happy to be back with my pocket pals.
Waikato.
Waikato.
"Puppy defends home, wrestles croc."
The puppy just ran past at high speed with a green Croc in his mouth 🤣
The shoe is almost as big as he is.
The shoe is almost as big as he is.
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"Puppy defends home, wrestles croc."
Reposted by Toni Snark
Mamdani is gonna implement Shihad law. Clocks WILL go back in the winter, whether they like it or not
Mamdani is gonna implement shakshuka law. Everyone gets distributed a delicious pan of simmering tomatoes, onions, garlic, spices, and gently poached eggs, which they get as state-sponsored breakfast.
Mamdani is gonna implement sharpei law. The state will now issue every family their very own wrinkle dog.
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Mamdani is gonna implement Shihad law. Clocks WILL go back in the winter, whether they like it or not
Reposted by Toni Snark
**PRICE DROP ON BUTTER!!!**
It's $7.90/500g at Woolworths. $7.89/500g at New World.
It's $7.90/500g at Woolworths. $7.89/500g at New World.
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
**PRICE DROP ON BUTTER!!!**
It's $7.90/500g at Woolworths. $7.89/500g at New World.
It's $7.90/500g at Woolworths. $7.89/500g at New World.
Warning folks. There's another fucking Skinny ad on.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Warning folks. There's another fucking Skinny ad on.
Reposted by Toni Snark
The existence of pet peeves implies the existence of wild, undomesticated peeves
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The existence of pet peeves implies the existence of wild, undomesticated peeves
Reposted by Toni Snark
Me seeing an older Falcon parked up: I reckons that's an 84, hmmmm maybe an 82.
Car backs out identifying the model on the number plate. Quick Google puts it at 84-88.
Not bad Toni, still got it.
Car backs out identifying the model on the number plate. Quick Google puts it at 84-88.
Not bad Toni, still got it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Me seeing an older Falcon parked up: I reckons that's an 84, hmmmm maybe an 82.
Car backs out identifying the model on the number plate. Quick Google puts it at 84-88.
Not bad Toni, still got it.
Car backs out identifying the model on the number plate. Quick Google puts it at 84-88.
Not bad Toni, still got it.
I got it.
It's giving "The Lettering Book" from when we were kids.
It's giving "The Lettering Book" from when we were kids.
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I got it.
It's giving "The Lettering Book" from when we were kids.
It's giving "The Lettering Book" from when we were kids.
Jae Carpet Cleaners have just left, we booked them for a full house steam clean (thanks Mum for covering this).
Love getting the professionals in 🥰
Love getting the professionals in 🥰
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Jae Carpet Cleaners have just left, we booked them for a full house steam clean (thanks Mum for covering this).
Love getting the professionals in 🥰
Love getting the professionals in 🥰
Reposted by Toni Snark
ITS NOT EVEN APPLIQUÉ
IT'S
ACTUALLY
PAPER
ACTUALLY
PAPER
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
ITS NOT EVEN APPLIQUÉ
Reposted by Toni Snark
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Reposted by Toni Snark
“WHAT IS THE CHARGE? THROWING A SANDWICH??? A SUCCULENT SUBWAY SANDWICH?????”
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“WHAT IS THE CHARGE? THROWING A SANDWICH??? A SUCCULENT SUBWAY SANDWICH?????”
Great maps. A+ Mapping. Would map again.
back on the old site i had a running thread where i would post a bunch of different maps of the US interior and point out that they're all the same map. climate, population, voting, some others. anyway do y'all want to see a series of different world maps that are all the same map?
November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Great maps. A+ Mapping. Would map again.
@brokenstarfish.bsky.social
Um, this is for you.
Um, this is for you.
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
@brokenstarfish.bsky.social
Um, this is for you.
Um, this is for you.
Reposted by Toni Snark
Oh hey... that toasted Lambo a few days ago.. video of the idiot driver that caused the crash
imgur.com
Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and ...
imgur.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Oh hey... that toasted Lambo a few days ago.. video of the idiot driver that caused the crash
Yay! It's Predator Badlands this week! Super excited. @sarahhbickerton.bsky.social is this one on your radar?
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Yay! It's Predator Badlands this week! Super excited. @sarahhbickerton.bsky.social is this one on your radar?
One of my faaaavourite #Andor parts is this, comparing the wheat feild scene to the wedding. S2 E3.
a woman in a yellow dress is dancing in front of a disney+ logo
Alt: a woman in a yellow dress is dancing in front of a disney+ logo
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 7:46 AM
One of my faaaavourite #Andor parts is this, comparing the wheat feild scene to the wedding. S2 E3.
Reposted by Toni Snark
Surely through the powers of socials we can get Andrew connected?
Look what he's customised!
Look what he's customised!
Argh!
Another season without a Kane appearance at McLean Park!
Will have to figure another way to get the Pop I customised to him...
www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360873...
Another season without a Kane appearance at McLean Park!
Will have to figure another way to get the Pop I customised to him...
www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360873...
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Surely through the powers of socials we can get Andrew connected?
Look what he's customised!
Look what he's customised!
Surely through the powers of socials we can get Andrew connected?
Look what he's customised!
Look what he's customised!
Argh!
Another season without a Kane appearance at McLean Park!
Will have to figure another way to get the Pop I customised to him...
www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360873...
Another season without a Kane appearance at McLean Park!
Will have to figure another way to get the Pop I customised to him...
www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360873...
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Surely through the powers of socials we can get Andrew connected?
Look what he's customised!
Look what he's customised!
My hip/leg hurts.
My shoulders hurt.
My skin and hair oil has ramped up.
I've already gotten really angry at the kids this morning, and just had a cry.
Yep. Turns out the previous box of 50s were batch 17393 too
#PatchFails
My shoulders hurt.
My skin and hair oil has ramped up.
I've already gotten really angry at the kids this morning, and just had a cry.
Yep. Turns out the previous box of 50s were batch 17393 too
#PatchFails
November 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My hip/leg hurts.
My shoulders hurt.
My skin and hair oil has ramped up.
I've already gotten really angry at the kids this morning, and just had a cry.
Yep. Turns out the previous box of 50s were batch 17393 too
#PatchFails
My shoulders hurt.
My skin and hair oil has ramped up.
I've already gotten really angry at the kids this morning, and just had a cry.
Yep. Turns out the previous box of 50s were batch 17393 too
#PatchFails
@ninjakitty.bsky.social I'm not saying you have to get this pink one, but also...I am.
www.hallensteins.com/p/vultures-m...
www.hallensteins.com/p/vultures-m...
Vultures Motorsport Relaxed Fit T Shirt in Lotus Pink | Hallensteins NZ
Check out Vultures Motorsport Relaxed Fit T Shirt in Lotus Pink by ABSENT. Shop and buy the latest in men's clothing online at Hallensteins NZ
www.hallensteins.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
@ninjakitty.bsky.social I'm not saying you have to get this pink one, but also...I am.
www.hallensteins.com/p/vultures-m...
www.hallensteins.com/p/vultures-m...
Holy shit, Neon has Interstellar, Inception, and Dunkirk.
I've been keeping and eye out for them for ages (because I couldn't be bothered hooking up the blu-ray). We've started Interstellar. Oh my heart I love this movie.
I've been keeping and eye out for them for ages (because I couldn't be bothered hooking up the blu-ray). We've started Interstellar. Oh my heart I love this movie.
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Holy shit, Neon has Interstellar, Inception, and Dunkirk.
I've been keeping and eye out for them for ages (because I couldn't be bothered hooking up the blu-ray). We've started Interstellar. Oh my heart I love this movie.
I've been keeping and eye out for them for ages (because I couldn't be bothered hooking up the blu-ray). We've started Interstellar. Oh my heart I love this movie.