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I have no beef with peas.

But you've just described the components of a fry-up and that does not include peas (and absolutely should include black pudding.)

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 5d

Peas? You fucking monster.

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 6d

Make a movie food:

Breadator.

Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 6d

Make a movie food:

Free Biltong Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 6d

Make a movie food:

Dine Hard
Dine Hard 2: Dine Harder
Dine Hard with a Viennetta

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 6d

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 6d

All New Pot Spoodles obviously contain spoon-appropriate sized noodle pieces.

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 6d

I've got it!

ALL NEW POT SPOODLES. For the utensil scum-queen.

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 6d

Major Strasser: How about New York?
Rick: Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 6d

A picture of whatever-the-fuck-these-are (plants or some shit... ?). An idiot has scrawled some crude googly eyes on them.

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 6d

CLAMingtons.

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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 8d

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 8d

I've only just spotted that lamppost celebrating the destruction in the foreground.

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 8d

A view of the Whitehouse's demolished East Wing, utterly fucking fucked. An idiot has doodled some googly eyes over an arched window to crudely infer a sad face.

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 8d

Jesus, I'm getting Brian Glover "LOOK AT THE BOLLOCKS ON THAT PIG!" vibes from that...

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 9d

Sphincterrifying. 10/10
- Fangoria

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 11d

bsky.app/profile/wmcd...

Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 14d

🎵 Here Comes The Sum(o)

(oh ooh ooohoooh)

Rick Boo-rin @rickburin.bsky.social · 14d

Just to be even tangentially responsible for this is a thrill

Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 11d

"Yet here is a parking spot."

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 11d

Without downloading where are you mentally right now?

A tall, gray-faced zombie with a suspiciously square head stands by a light aircraft looking perplexed. (Dawn of the Dead (1978))

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 12d

On a trip to Fermanagh with my dad and sibs. Staying in a lovely little spot on Lough Erne that comes with the single best named boat I've ever encountered in my life.

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 13d

I have a sudden hankering for cheese on toast.

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Will McDonald @wmcdonald404.co.uk · 13d

Women don't like the vehicle

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