WTBA
@wtba.bsky.social
I am, above all, a professional.
Comedy is a full time job.
Pragmatic Lib. 38. He/him. Cis/Pan.
Comedy is a full time job.
Pragmatic Lib. 38. He/him. Cis/Pan.
I will never subscribe to a sub stack, unless it's a stack of roast beef subs
December 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I will never subscribe to a sub stack, unless it's a stack of roast beef subs
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Hockey Pride nights are going to be SO fucking big in 2026 !
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hockey Pride nights are going to be SO fucking big in 2026 !
We on that white boy shit tonight
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
We on that white boy shit tonight
Definitely popped something in my arm earlier...
December 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Definitely popped something in my arm earlier...
None of these things are real
RFK Jr fucks up the CDC and now I gotta hear that Mr. Beast's MasturBEASTor brand male masturbator has been recalled for asbestos contamination from my BROTHER-IN-LAW?
December 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
None of these things are real
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also she's opposed to same sex marriage lol maybe she's just against all 3d marriages
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
also she's opposed to same sex marriage lol maybe she's just against all 3d marriages
The weird thing about being interested in someone but not understanding social signals is having no way to know which outcome is most likely:
A - Not interested but nice about it
B - Interested
C - Petrified and ready to call the fuzz
A - Not interested but nice about it
B - Interested
C - Petrified and ready to call the fuzz
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The weird thing about being interested in someone but not understanding social signals is having no way to know which outcome is most likely:
A - Not interested but nice about it
B - Interested
C - Petrified and ready to call the fuzz
A - Not interested but nice about it
B - Interested
C - Petrified and ready to call the fuzz
Very shocked that people are trying to make Christmas (named for Chris Cringle) about Jesus for some strange reason.
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Very shocked that people are trying to make Christmas (named for Chris Cringle) about Jesus for some strange reason.
You can burn in hell
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You can burn in hell
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We have near-final results in the 2 Florida legislative special elections. Neither flipped, but quite the swings toward Dems.
—Democrats kept HD90, winning it by 28%.
(Harris won here by 11%.)
—The GOP kept SD11, winning it by 18%.
(Trump won here by 40%.)
Plus, Dems flipped the Miami mayorship.
—Democrats kept HD90, winning it by 28%.
(Harris won here by 11%.)
—The GOP kept SD11, winning it by 18%.
(Trump won here by 40%.)
Plus, Dems flipped the Miami mayorship.
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
We have near-final results in the 2 Florida legislative special elections. Neither flipped, but quite the swings toward Dems.
—Democrats kept HD90, winning it by 28%.
(Harris won here by 11%.)
—The GOP kept SD11, winning it by 18%.
(Trump won here by 40%.)
Plus, Dems flipped the Miami mayorship.
—Democrats kept HD90, winning it by 28%.
(Harris won here by 11%.)
—The GOP kept SD11, winning it by 18%.
(Trump won here by 40%.)
Plus, Dems flipped the Miami mayorship.
I don't care if the gay hockey guys are hot...are they dumb? I've been told many times that hockey players are known to be very dumb.
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I don't care if the gay hockey guys are hot...are they dumb? I've been told many times that hockey players are known to be very dumb.
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finally, it is finished. my new favorite lego set oh my god
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
finally, it is finished. my new favorite lego set oh my god
Looks like insurance didn't cover everything beyond my co-pays, so I owe a few hundred more to physical therapy, and likely will again after the next few weeks are processed
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Looks like insurance didn't cover everything beyond my co-pays, so I owe a few hundred more to physical therapy, and likely will again after the next few weeks are processed
Feeling overheated
Home with a headache. I didn't get to sleep til almost 5, and woke up in pain at 930. No therapy no work.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Feeling overheated
Home with a headache. I didn't get to sleep til almost 5, and woke up in pain at 930. No therapy no work.
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Home with a headache. I didn't get to sleep til almost 5, and woke up in pain at 930. No therapy no work.
You all wanted to cut the cord. Look upon what your greed hath wrought.
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You all wanted to cut the cord. Look upon what your greed hath wrought.
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This is because the target isn't mature adults. By the numbers, the majority of birthrate decline is teenage mothers, a demographic that has been strongly impacted by increased knowledge and access to contraception ESPECIALLY post 2008. The point is to trap these women
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This is because the target isn't mature adults. By the numbers, the majority of birthrate decline is teenage mothers, a demographic that has been strongly impacted by increased knowledge and access to contraception ESPECIALLY post 2008. The point is to trap these women
They got us pizza at work. It's mostly gone now. I had seconds on break. 🍕 🍕 🍕
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
They got us pizza at work. It's mostly gone now. I had seconds on break. 🍕 🍕 🍕
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god, this Nuzzi book is so bad
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
god, this Nuzzi book is so bad
He's not allowed to stray more than a feet away from the tree
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
He's not allowed to stray more than a feet away from the tree
What if I was one of those empty-headed hotties who forgets to eat?
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What if I was one of those empty-headed hotties who forgets to eat?