Brian Takle
@wylfing.bsky.social
UX designer, writer, TTRPGs, sci-fi, books and films. Oxford comma optional. Hard left. Once semi-famous for The Matrix - http://blogs.wylfing.net/coronas/
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I want a fucking 70 yarder in my lifetime.
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I want a fucking 70 yarder in my lifetime.
App ads: Would you like menopause meds?
Me: Nah.
Ad: Are you sure?
Me: I’m sure.
Ad: Really?
Me: Yes!
Ad: What if I open Amazon for you?
Me: Still no!
Ad: Here’s a tiny X that you can’t possibly tap.
Me: Nah.
Ad: Are you sure?
Me: I’m sure.
Ad: Really?
Me: Yes!
Ad: What if I open Amazon for you?
Me: Still no!
Ad: Here’s a tiny X that you can’t possibly tap.
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
App ads: Would you like menopause meds?
Me: Nah.
Ad: Are you sure?
Me: I’m sure.
Ad: Really?
Me: Yes!
Ad: What if I open Amazon for you?
Me: Still no!
Ad: Here’s a tiny X that you can’t possibly tap.
Me: Nah.
Ad: Are you sure?
Me: I’m sure.
Ad: Really?
Me: Yes!
Ad: What if I open Amazon for you?
Me: Still no!
Ad: Here’s a tiny X that you can’t possibly tap.
December 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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I mean, yeah, Picard seems like the main character in TNG, the movies, and the series named after him. But secretly I think the main character is Data.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I mean, yeah, Picard seems like the main character in TNG, the movies, and the series named after him. But secretly I think the main character is Data.
I spend a stupid amount of time thinking about the relationship between Elves and Men in Middle Earth.
#ttrpg #tor #lotr
blogs.wylfing.net/coronas/2022...
#ttrpg #tor #lotr
blogs.wylfing.net/coronas/2022...
Elrond the Dad – Coronas Hide
blogs.wylfing.net
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I spend a stupid amount of time thinking about the relationship between Elves and Men in Middle Earth.
#ttrpg #tor #lotr
blogs.wylfing.net/coronas/2022...
#ttrpg #tor #lotr
blogs.wylfing.net/coronas/2022...
That childhood cartoon crush that isn't Velma or Daphne.
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That childhood cartoon crush that isn't Velma or Daphne.
Boules for soup later on.
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Boules for soup later on.
I'm watching The Goonies while I make bread and soup, and, my friends, this is about as close to a perfectly constructed movie as you can get.
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm watching The Goonies while I make bread and soup, and, my friends, this is about as close to a perfectly constructed movie as you can get.
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UBI in the states would have to cover housing, food, & healthcare. With that covered, I’d sew & write & teach & volunteer & just do everything I could to help make my home, my town, my state, my country, my world a kinder, more creative, more vibrant place.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
UBI in the states would have to cover housing, food, & healthcare. With that covered, I’d sew & write & teach & volunteer & just do everything I could to help make my home, my town, my state, my country, my world a kinder, more creative, more vibrant place.
Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film.
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film.
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My #dnd take on "Who's the Boss"
Tony: Lawful good paladin, no question, lays on hands all the time.
Angela: Chaotic good cleric, healer in a pinch.
Mona: Lawful evil thief, heart in there somewhere but mostly selfish
Sam: Neutral good fighter, arcane archer
Jonathan: NPC
Tony: Lawful good paladin, no question, lays on hands all the time.
Angela: Chaotic good cleric, healer in a pinch.
Mona: Lawful evil thief, heart in there somewhere but mostly selfish
Sam: Neutral good fighter, arcane archer
Jonathan: NPC
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My #dnd take on "Who's the Boss"
Tony: Lawful good paladin, no question, lays on hands all the time.
Angela: Chaotic good cleric, healer in a pinch.
Mona: Lawful evil thief, heart in there somewhere but mostly selfish
Sam: Neutral good fighter, arcane archer
Jonathan: NPC
Tony: Lawful good paladin, no question, lays on hands all the time.
Angela: Chaotic good cleric, healer in a pinch.
Mona: Lawful evil thief, heart in there somewhere but mostly selfish
Sam: Neutral good fighter, arcane archer
Jonathan: NPC
If Star Wars taught me anything it's that if I ever swallow a tiny bug I should be on alert for an equally tiny Millennium Falcon to zoom back out between my teeth.
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If Star Wars taught me anything it's that if I ever swallow a tiny bug I should be on alert for an equally tiny Millennium Falcon to zoom back out between my teeth.
I love a clean email inbox, but lately I just haven't had the energy to do manage it. It got...crazy. Like a feces-covered yeti rolled in burnt dog hair and sprayed with patchouli.
(Those are the worst things I can think of.)
(Those are the worst things I can think of.)
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I love a clean email inbox, but lately I just haven't had the energy to do manage it. It got...crazy. Like a feces-covered yeti rolled in burnt dog hair and sprayed with patchouli.
(Those are the worst things I can think of.)
(Those are the worst things I can think of.)
I think about this a lot::
"To one side of it was death: the sick bay where Zeke, the last man alive, had given up the ghost a day and a half ago, after making a joke about what a shame it all was: being the only man alive, with eight women to choose from."
-Neal Stephenson, SEVENEVES
"To one side of it was death: the sick bay where Zeke, the last man alive, had given up the ghost a day and a half ago, after making a joke about what a shame it all was: being the only man alive, with eight women to choose from."
-Neal Stephenson, SEVENEVES
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I think about this a lot::
"To one side of it was death: the sick bay where Zeke, the last man alive, had given up the ghost a day and a half ago, after making a joke about what a shame it all was: being the only man alive, with eight women to choose from."
-Neal Stephenson, SEVENEVES
"To one side of it was death: the sick bay where Zeke, the last man alive, had given up the ghost a day and a half ago, after making a joke about what a shame it all was: being the only man alive, with eight women to choose from."
-Neal Stephenson, SEVENEVES
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
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Daaaaang.
I wonder what the GOP response will be. I imagine they'll need to hose down the ketchup on the walls of the White House.
I wonder what the GOP response will be. I imagine they'll need to hose down the ketchup on the walls of the White House.
What we know so far, 9:30pm
—Dems flip VA-Gov & VA-LG.
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani up
—Dems seem to flip 2 statewide offices in GA
—JD Vance's half-brother loses in Cincy.
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—PA: Dem justices up big
—Maine anti-mail vote measure down
—Krasner wins
—Dems flip VA-Gov & VA-LG.
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani up
—Dems seem to flip 2 statewide offices in GA
—JD Vance's half-brother loses in Cincy.
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—PA: Dem justices up big
—Maine anti-mail vote measure down
—Krasner wins
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Daaaaang.
I wonder what the GOP response will be. I imagine they'll need to hose down the ketchup on the walls of the White House.
I wonder what the GOP response will be. I imagine they'll need to hose down the ketchup on the walls of the White House.
I'm having a beer while coding a site, and this little, tiny bug comes and lands on the edge of the beer and clearly takes a sip. Dude's gonna be wasted.
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm having a beer while coding a site, and this little, tiny bug comes and lands on the edge of the beer and clearly takes a sip. Dude's gonna be wasted.