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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 2d

In the Autumn I gather apples for the cows.

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 3d

We've got brand new Union Flags here in Stonehouse. One consolation is that the muppets are flying them upside down.

PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 3d

There are devices in most rooms emitting non ionizing radiation between 380 and 700nm. That is halfway between microwaves and X rays! Shouldn't we ban those first?

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 3d

Would that be a Scots Egg?

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 3d

Starmer is taking a balanced approach. Losing votes to Reform and the Greens equally.

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 6d

Go as Liza Minnelli, that would fool them.

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AdyBee 🐝 @adybee.bsky.social · 6d

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 6d

Implementing packet 28/0/1 in the wxTED #teletext editor which among other things adds the full set of languages including Ukranian.

A teletext editor page with a chart for typing Ukranian characters on a British keyboard.

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 7d

We got the Tories out. New stretch goal is to keep Reform out.

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 7d

Splitting? More like completely losing it.

PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 8d

I found your problem. Somebody put in an oversized spindle with no platters then put their greasy fingers all over it. #FieldsDataRecovery

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 9d

Updating my LEGO White House

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 10d

Maybe run a poll on X?

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 10d

That must be an old script. Regular 747 flights from Gatwick ended in 2020.

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 10d

That is saving low skilled jobs for British people. The Tories tried that.

PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 10d

This adds law to the departments being run by incompetent sycophants. It joins defence, health, treasury, homeland security etc.

PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 13d

Does that mean they cancelled "The Prince is Right"?

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 13d

#princeandrew #yeehah

17.00 NO LONGER THE DUKES OF HAZZARD
Bo and Luke renounce their titles due to a series of allegations, which they both strenuously deny and the fact they paid off Boss Hogg in no way implies guilt.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · Nov 14

Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 13d

Looks like he would pass Hegseth's fitness and grooming standards. Only let down by the lack of uniform.

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 14d

Implemented the 17 language font sets of #teletext in the Muttlee editor. Which is approximately 16 more than anyone will ever use.

Teletext editor page showing the user interface where language fonts can be selected. In this case Hebrew is selected and there is a Hebrew phrase.

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Peter Chilvers @peterchilvers.com · 15d

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 15d

Farmers have to adapt. Dig up those soybeans and plant coffee instead.

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PeterKVT80 @xenoxxx.com · 15d

Antifa is the excuse that Trump uses to harass anyone that he doesn't like.

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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 21d

I really enjoyed DIGITISER & Bubblegun Live at Chunky Fringe last weekend. Thanks to @mrbiffo.bsky.social, Sanja and @superpage58.bsky.social.

Biffo's 90min decline on the deflating sofa is really funny when you speed it up over 200x. He looks like he's at the dentist.

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