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#Trans #Gaymer. Hella #queer.

Is the Muffin filled with Spiders? Or is the Spider made of Muffins?

All we know is that we scream.
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It's another Wednesday, and so another episode of Dungeon Majeure!

Night has fallen far too quickly, and the laughter of the Headless Hogsman rings out - can Snoozy Basin survive the largest assault yet even with the aid of our peculiar protagonists?
Dungeon Majeure: The Myth of Snoozy Basin E05 - The Siege of Snoozy Basin
Night has fallen far too quickly, and the laughter of the Headless Hogsman rings out - can Snoozy Basin survive the largest assault yet even with the aid of our peculiar protagonists? Cast! Your GM is...
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January 21, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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Of course everyone loves tall girls but where is the love for the short queens, the girls 6’2” and under?
January 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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I wasn't going to pay it any mind but Tommy Robinson just deleted his angry gay love youtube ad post after multiple people pointed out that youtube ads are personalized based on your search history
January 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Very excited today, we're recording the next batch of episodes for season 9 and y'all, this season is shaping up so well already! Can't wait to see what happens today 😁
January 11, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Important first aid tip here.
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Dear Lord,
Grant me the imposter-syndrome-proof confidence of Ben Ryan opining about trans people.
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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why are you giving concessions to zuckerberg, musk and altman? the reason they know they can get away w making CSAM using AI or have LLMs tell your kids to kill themselves is the exact same as why they know they can take every spare drop of water capacity in a desert and tell you to suck their dick
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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The UK government that made it harder for people to access adult porn sites is the same UK government that uses a social media site that creates child porn.
January 2, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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"The Human's world ends soon," said the cat.

"Again?" said the dog.

"They are fond of endings and beginnings. Even if nothing changes."

The dog whined.

"Same procedure as last year?" said the cat.

"Please."

The cat lay on the dog's head and purred, muffling the fireworks.
#CrossRepost
December 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Head Home For The Night
(rerun)
December 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Because we love you, there's no fortnight wait for the next Dungeon Majeure episode - weekly doses of mayhem to take you through the new year!

Episode 2 is right here and waiting for you!
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Having survived the first encounter with the skeletal threat, our heroes press on through the forest towards the beleaguered settlement of Snoozy Basin - what mysteries await them there?

Dungeon Majeure season 3 continues!
Dungeon Majeure: The Myth of Snoozy Basin E02 - Welcome to Snoozy Basin
Having survived the first encounter with the skeletal threat, our heroes press on through the forest towards the beleaguered settlement of Snoozy Basin - what mysteries await them there? Cast! Your GM...
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December 31, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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As a rule in trauma recovery, if you're calling yourself names like "stupid" or "lazy," you've lost the plot. Push pause, back up, & gently re-engage w/ yourself in a way that doesn't echo your bullies & abusers.

Old patterns die hard, & our job is to catch & scramble them.
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Oh, Its all FINE when you say "Forgive me father for i have sinned".

But its "sinful" and "disrespectful" when I say "I'm sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl"

#DoubleStandards #JesusWouldForgiveMe #ReligiousHotTake
December 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Android girl that downloaded a hypnosis subroutine so powerful, static white noise leaks out of every speaker and radio as she passes by. Her very presence affecting technology and dulls the minds of those around her.
December 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Warlock patron consoles you after corrupting your soul.

"Shhhh baby it's ok, the horns will go away after a while. I mean I think they look cute on you of course~ I could make them bigger if you want? Ok ok I'm just teasing~ I guess the realm's hero having demonic horns brings too many questions~"
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
An uncurated post.

I am loved.

My loves are telling me to add more colour.

#goth #GothGirl
December 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Wanna be sexed up, abusive lesbians?
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Beawmas
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My partner is a Fae, she asked if i could give her what pronouns i used and I said she/her.

Now I am unreferrable till she gives me them back.
person who keeps referring to trans women as "fae women" because they either do look like elves or keep referring to themselves as having some kind of animal or inorganic features
December 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM