XWASHERE
@xutils.org
an extremely unhealthy dose of cynicism
adult, homestuck/ss14/politics/etc, contributor to ss14/the genesis project/etc
adult, homestuck/ss14/politics/etc, contributor to ss14/the genesis project/etc
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if you look closely, all of my posts actually have a tiny time bomb attached to them, one day they will all blow up and you will never be able to see them again. all that will be left is the account header and a large pile of ash.
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
if you look closely, all of my posts actually have a tiny time bomb attached to them, one day they will all blow up and you will never be able to see them again. all that will be left is the account header and a large pile of ash.
i've been using witchsky.app for so long that clicking a link that takes me to bluesky and seeing square avatars feels really really off
Witchsky
witchsky.app
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
i've been using witchsky.app for so long that clicking a link that takes me to bluesky and seeing square avatars feels really really off
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this is really funny anti homeless architecture
January 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
this is really funny anti homeless architecture
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Lmao send us a photo of everyone at your house so you don't need to expend energy counting while ordering pizza from Papa John's is the funniest fed post I've ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Lmao send us a photo of everyone at your house so you don't need to expend energy counting while ordering pizza from Papa John's is the funniest fed post I've ever seen
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Israel and Arab nations are urging Donald Trump to hold off on any attack of Iran. But X user @cryptobeeftallow1488 says he must strike now to show America's alpha predator supremacy. For busy presidents of the United States, it can be hard to know who to trust.
January 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Israel and Arab nations are urging Donald Trump to hold off on any attack of Iran. But X user @cryptobeeftallow1488 says he must strike now to show America's alpha predator supremacy. For busy presidents of the United States, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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![Comic. Standard 16-Part Epoxy. [Epoxy applicator with multiple labeled chambers in different colors: resin; hardener; filler, softener; rosin; stuff that bonds permanently to skin and nothing else; stuff that will turn white and crack over a few days, for decorative appearance; placebo; minced duct tape; acetone Fragrance; powdered bar magnets; polyethylvinylesteracetate; 2-polyethylvinylesteracetate; salt and pepper to taste; blood sample from the Gorilla Glue gorillas; stuff that bonds to every known material except yours]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiamknds4yiai44hrtq3eiau3fqxjfzufclkb64uaxdnnig5klsck4@jpeg)
January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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The Modern John Henry
January 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The Modern John Henry
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theyre adding giant dick and balls to minecraft
January 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
theyre adding giant dick and balls to minecraft
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January 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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i’m creating a new conspiracy theory that the reason that there’s so much film discourse with people not understanding what they watch is because there’s two versions of every film and they show different theaters a different version at random
January 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
i’m creating a new conspiracy theory that the reason that there’s so much film discourse with people not understanding what they watch is because there’s two versions of every film and they show different theaters a different version at random
as a side project i think im going to set up one of those "math is beautiful!!!11!!1" accounts and only post bad math until somebody calls me out for it
January 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
as a side project i think im going to set up one of those "math is beautiful!!!11!!1" accounts and only post bad math until somebody calls me out for it
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I'm going to say something unhinged but it's a thought experiment for me. Yap session below, I just need to put these thoughts into words and discuss them.
January 13, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I'm going to say something unhinged but it's a thought experiment for me. Yap session below, I just need to put these thoughts into words and discuss them.
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my new fantroll. her name is Kasane Tetovn. #homestuck
January 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
my new fantroll. her name is Kasane Tetovn. #homestuck
dear god modded minecraft licensing is absolutely harrowing
January 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
dear god modded minecraft licensing is absolutely harrowing
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Danger! Crystal hyperstructure integrity faltering! Integrity: 33.22%
January 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Danger! Crystal hyperstructure integrity faltering! Integrity: 33.22%
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January 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
"OH THIS ONE IS GOING TO OWN THEM SO HARD THEY'RE GOING TO BE SO ANGRY," i shout as i spam the update button waiting for a reply
January 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
"OH THIS ONE IS GOING TO OWN THEM SO HARD THEY'RE GOING TO BE SO ANGRY," i shout as i spam the update button waiting for a reply
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Uh oh I took sativa today #libetsdelae #wip
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Uh oh I took sativa today #libetsdelae #wip
its too late, i've already depicted myself as the beautiful passoid and you as the seething hon
January 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
its too late, i've already depicted myself as the beautiful passoid and you as the seething hon
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“WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN STUN HIM WITH LINK'S BOW!!!!!!! THE ARROWS JUST MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR WHEN THEY HIT THE WATER!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS FUCKING BOSS AND ALL IT STANDS FOR, FUCK THIS TEMPLE FUCK THIS AREA FUCK THIS FISH”
January 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
“WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN STUN HIM WITH LINK'S BOW!!!!!!! THE ARROWS JUST MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR WHEN THEY HIT THE WATER!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS FUCKING BOSS AND ALL IT STANDS FOR, FUCK THIS TEMPLE FUCK THIS AREA FUCK THIS FISH”