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Laura Lawrence
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Writer of fiction and football. #swfc Faber Academy alumni. Bridport Prize First Novel longlisted. Sheffielder in Berkshire.
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Back in 2018 I did a little film with Mundial magazine and Ladbrokes about #swfc. It disappeared off YouTube. I've just managed to find it through an old Mundial tweet. 💙 #SheffieldWednesday
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Heritage just seems to be the new word for 'white Christian'.
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Grand Designs House of the Year is where MDF came to die this year.
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Is this the solution to potholes?
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Author Sophie Kinsella, the pen name used by novellist Madeleine Wickham, has died aged 55 after being diagnosed with brain cancer in 2022
Author Sophie Kinsella dies aged 55
ebx.sh
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Oooo could this be our night? #swfc
Louza with the pen, smashes the bar and the rebound is swept in. HANG ON.
It doesn’t count!!!! Wednesday FK! Offiside / encroaching?
We still lead!!!
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🟨 🐝 0 - 1 🟣🦉 | #SWFC | 73’
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
There's a David Beckham advert on at the moment, I must have seen it about 40 times now and I still can't tell you what it's advertising.
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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New Home Office impact assessment finds that cutting skilled and social care visas will cost the UK up to £10 billion with a central estimate of -£5.4 billion.

It would be good if this got even a fraction of the coverage devoted to the endless debate about boats, flags and Turkish barber shops
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I've always said the Taliban are a great bunch of lads
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I've watched a few films in the past few weeks that happen to have Colin Firth in them and he genuinely looks like the worst kisser.
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Channel 4 and SUTC have just launched a screening checker where you can see what cancer screening programmes you are eligible for.

screeningchecker.co.uk
Screening Checker | Stand Up To Cancer
Stand Up To Cancer is a fundraising campaign that brings the UK together to speed up progress in life-saving cancer research. Find out more.
screeningchecker.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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David Hirst + Puma Kings = goals galore
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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An excellent piece by Yasmin Khan in @theguardian.com – and I’m very relieved the preposterous case against her has been dropped. www.theguardian.com/food/comment...
I called my recipe book Sabzi – vegetables. But the name was trademarked. And my legal ordeal began
The granting of patents and trademarks to foods and words from the global south is part of a long colonial grab. It’s time to realise we share what we cook, and what we call it
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'd like to be Hannah Fry's friend.
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Nurse!
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Have we not learned how damaging these non legally binding votes are?
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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One of my favourite things I've ever written. Lovely to see it still going.
The wonderful TV adaptation of Leonard and Hungry Paul has ended. Can I, therefore, advise those suffering from @ronanhession.bsky.social withdrawal symptoms that there is one of his short stories available on t'inter web... www.irishtimes.com/culture/book...
The Translator’s Funeral, a new short story by Rónán Hession
Part of the New Irish Writing series
www.irishtimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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🏆 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘀 𝗣𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶-𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗲

Featuring teams currently with a negative points tally:

🇧🇴 Aurora FC
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Sheffield Wednesday
🇮🇹 Triestina
🇹🇷 Adana Demirspor
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Choir singing carols. Xmas tree lights on. Jolly cheers.

Jon Craig on Sky: It's huge, more colourful, a better tree than we've seen in recent years. If I were to make a cynical point, I wonder if the PM is thinking whether he'll be switching it on next year.

These people are just exhausting. ~AA
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Another day of Chris Mason saying things and then proclaiming its news.
BBC 6 O'clock: LABOUR ACCUSED OF PUTTING PARTY BEFORE COUNTRY.

Watches report.

Chris Mason: Prime Minister are you putting party before country?

So, just Chris Mason accusing then?

God journalism is so piss poor these days.
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
There's a scene in Red Dwarf where Lister and Cat meet Caligula. Every time Cat insults Caligula, he slaps Lister.

Reminds me of how the EFL deals with #swfc
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Just the 53 points behind Coventry City. #swfc
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM