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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 7d

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 18d

"I just need to tweet more" has never been the right answer for any circumstance

Peter Sterne @petersterne.com · 18d

Asked why he thinks he lost the Democratic primary, Cuomo said that he just learned that he needs to be on social media more but his agenda is the same as the primary.

“I’m the Democrat, though I’m not on the Democratic line” - Cuomo

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 18d

They need to ask Sliwa a question about cats

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will @yungajsoprano.bsky.social · 18d

Curtis Sliwa whenever Cuomo and Zohran are fighting

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 18d

they took Curtis Sliwa's little hat and he aged 40 years from it

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will @yungajsoprano.bsky.social · 18d

Even more insane is that he’s mentioned “Hamas” and “Hasan” in the same breath twice

will @yungajsoprano.bsky.social · 18d

Hasan being mentioned twice so far during the NYC Mayoral debate is insane.

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will @yungajsoprano.bsky.social · 18d

Based on his “definition of insanity” comment, Zohran has played Far Cry 3

will @yungajsoprano.bsky.social · 18d

The beret really does so much for Sliwas brand. He just looks like your uncle without it.

will @yungajsoprano.bsky.social · 22d

bacon egg and cheese on an egg everything OR cream cheese and bacon on an egg everything.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 24d

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 24d

One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.

will @yungajsoprano.bsky.social · Oct 1

Think I might pick up learning how to spit freestyles now that I’m solidly in my 30s

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Rick Perlstein @rickperlstein.bsky.social · Sep 22

Hookup tips from over at the other place.

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will @yungajsoprano.bsky.social · Sep 26

hilarious that the only thoughts i've decided to put out in public in the last month are about OSRS

will @yungajsoprano.bsky.social · Sep 26

wonder if my therapist will be able to tell I'm trying to grind mining in runescape during our zoom session

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Jan 19

BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this

MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere

BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

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will @yungajsoprano.bsky.social · Aug 24

Either they made it way easier to make money in old school RuneScape or I was an absolute moron at the age of 11.

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Worm Girl @worm-girl.bsky.social · Aug 23

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · Aug 18

2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On

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will @yungajsoprano.bsky.social · Aug 18

It’s going to fuckin suck when the powers that be merge forces to ratfuck him in the last week of October

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · Aug 18

Good morning!

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will @yungajsoprano.bsky.social · Aug 18

Splurged for “economy premium” on a flight two weeks ago and it felt like I had human dignity on an airplane for the first time. It felt like what I imagine flying Pan-Am felt like.

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will @yungajsoprano.bsky.social · Aug 18

Reminds me of that awful AI slop anti-Zohran ad the Whitney Tilson campaign put out lmao

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Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · Aug 18

“We live in capitalism, its power seems inescapable — but then, so did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted & changed by human beings. Resistance & change often begin in art.”

-Ursula K. Le Guin

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will @yungajsoprano.bsky.social · Aug 18

is the map any better in that one? I couldn't get off the first planet in Fallen Order bc of how annoying the map was. Would like to give them both another shot at some point

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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · Aug 18

Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Lettin' shit slip

KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · Aug 18

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 16

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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · Aug 18

Laura Loomer, who the president has consulted for decisions on who to fire, is arguing with a chatbot

You want to discuss “facts”? You said I am a problem. @grok, Just admit you’re programmed to behave like a leftist. There is nothing factual about what you just said about me, GROK.

Apologize. Now. And apologize to @elonmusk who wants to crack down on the destruction of the West.

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