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history, comedy, video games, screaming into the void. staten island.
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"I just need to tweet more" has never been the right answer for any circumstance
Asked why he thinks he lost the Democratic primary, Cuomo said that he just learned that he needs to be on social media more but his agenda is the same as the primary.

“I’m the Democrat, though I’m not on the Democratic line” - Cuomo
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They need to ask Sliwa a question about cats
Curtis Sliwa whenever Cuomo and Zohran are fighting
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they took Curtis Sliwa's little hat and he aged 40 years from it
Even more insane is that he’s mentioned “Hamas” and “Hasan” in the same breath twice
Hasan being mentioned twice so far during the NYC Mayoral debate is insane.
Based on his “definition of insanity” comment, Zohran has played Far Cry 3
The beret really does so much for Sliwas brand. He just looks like your uncle without it.
bacon egg and cheese on an egg everything OR cream cheese and bacon on an egg everything.
Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
Think I might pick up learning how to spit freestyles now that I’m solidly in my 30s
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Hookup tips from over at the other place.
hilarious that the only thoughts i've decided to put out in public in the last month are about OSRS
wonder if my therapist will be able to tell I'm trying to grind mining in runescape during our zoom session
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BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this

MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere

BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
Either they made it way easier to make money in old school RuneScape or I was an absolute moron at the age of 11.
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On
It’s going to fuckin suck when the powers that be merge forces to ratfuck him in the last week of October
Splurged for “economy premium” on a flight two weeks ago and it felt like I had human dignity on an airplane for the first time. It felt like what I imagine flying Pan-Am felt like.
Reminds me of that awful AI slop anti-Zohran ad the Whitney Tilson campaign put out lmao
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“We live in capitalism, its power seems inescapable — but then, so did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted & changed by human beings. Resistance & change often begin in art.”

-Ursula K. Le Guin
is the map any better in that one? I couldn't get off the first planet in Fallen Order bc of how annoying the map was. Would like to give them both another shot at some point
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Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Lettin' shit slip
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Laura Loomer, who the president has consulted for decisions on who to fire, is arguing with a chatbot