ZachSCARY Johnson 👁️ Wishlist Stage Fright!
@zachstronaut.com
Game and Network coder for @StageFrightGame.bsky.social by Ghost Town Games. Director of Joggernauts by @spacemacegames.com. Minneapolis creative dev (he/him)
Cat selfie enthusiast.
Visit: zachstronaut.com
Cat selfie enthusiast.
Visit: zachstronaut.com
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Hey, I’m new to Bluesky but here’s some things you might remember me from:
My shameful secret is that i swapped placement of ctrl key in Windows to match my muscle memory for copy paste on a Macbook
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My shameful secret is that i swapped placement of ctrl key in Windows to match my muscle memory for copy paste on a Macbook
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I’ve never campaigned for an award before but allow me to start now:
Please fill this out and give your #1 vote to the Zombie from Spooky Express. He’s just a lil guy who loves trains and brains.
I wanna see him do somewhat well on the final!!!
Please fill this out and give your #1 vote to the Zombie from Spooky Express. He’s just a lil guy who loves trains and brains.
I wanna see him do somewhat well on the final!!!
Its time to vote in the award for The Best Little Guy Introduced In A Game In 2025!
We have 33 options this year! All you need to do is rank them in order from MOST best little guy to LEAST best little guy. Click the images to see them bigger.
Hurry and vote now!
app.opinionx.co/1be28951-a7a...
We have 33 options this year! All you need to do is rank them in order from MOST best little guy to LEAST best little guy. Click the images to see them bigger.
Hurry and vote now!
app.opinionx.co/1be28951-a7a...
a spongebob squarepants scene with a mailbox and a flower
Alt: a spongebob squarepants scene with a mailbox
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I’ve never campaigned for an award before but allow me to start now:
Please fill this out and give your #1 vote to the Zombie from Spooky Express. He’s just a lil guy who loves trains and brains.
I wanna see him do somewhat well on the final!!!
Please fill this out and give your #1 vote to the Zombie from Spooky Express. He’s just a lil guy who loves trains and brains.
I wanna see him do somewhat well on the final!!!
Anybody actually tried GhostBSD instead of Mint Linux?
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Anybody actually tried GhostBSD instead of Mint Linux?
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Happy Creator Day on @itch.io
To celebrate, all of our games at Draknek & Friends are discounted for the next 24 hours. No better day than today to pick up some new thinky puzzle games. Enjoy!
draknek.itch.io
To celebrate, all of our games at Draknek & Friends are discounted for the next 24 hours. No better day than today to pick up some new thinky puzzle games. Enjoy!
draknek.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Happy Creator Day on @itch.io
To celebrate, all of our games at Draknek & Friends are discounted for the next 24 hours. No better day than today to pick up some new thinky puzzle games. Enjoy!
draknek.itch.io
To celebrate, all of our games at Draknek & Friends are discounted for the next 24 hours. No better day than today to pick up some new thinky puzzle games. Enjoy!
draknek.itch.io
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We're excited to announce YOUNG SUNS: a new narrative-rich co-op life sim set on Jupiter. Experience life in an optimistic future full of colorful characters. Play solo or with up to 3 friends. Visit planetoids, ruins, and stations. Craft and decorate. Help society heal.
youtu.be/rVEWbp1FiKg?...
youtu.be/rVEWbp1FiKg?...
KO_OP Game Reveal & Presentation
YouTube video by KO_OP
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November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We're excited to announce YOUNG SUNS: a new narrative-rich co-op life sim set on Jupiter. Experience life in an optimistic future full of colorful characters. Play solo or with up to 3 friends. Visit planetoids, ruins, and stations. Craft and decorate. Help society heal.
youtu.be/rVEWbp1FiKg?...
youtu.be/rVEWbp1FiKg?...
Sisyphus was like “Hey, you look like a guy who loves rocks…”
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Sisyphus was like “Hey, you look like a guy who loves rocks…”
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November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Game Dev Week 1 - Week 200:
This one brick in the railing of this one bridge looks a little wide relative to the mortar. Let me spend all day tweaking its proportions.
4 Weeks Before Launch:
Make ten bridges using upside down retextured car models as “bricks”
This one brick in the railing of this one bridge looks a little wide relative to the mortar. Let me spend all day tweaking its proportions.
4 Weeks Before Launch:
Make ten bridges using upside down retextured car models as “bricks”
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Game Dev Week 1 - Week 200:
This one brick in the railing of this one bridge looks a little wide relative to the mortar. Let me spend all day tweaking its proportions.
4 Weeks Before Launch:
Make ten bridges using upside down retextured car models as “bricks”
This one brick in the railing of this one bridge looks a little wide relative to the mortar. Let me spend all day tweaking its proportions.
4 Weeks Before Launch:
Make ten bridges using upside down retextured car models as “bricks”
I could kinda see Steam pulling off the hit Linux desktop nobody else has quite achieved. I mean as a workstation too, not just for playing games.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I could kinda see Steam pulling off the hit Linux desktop nobody else has quite achieved. I mean as a workstation too, not just for playing games.
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Don't get married for tax purposes, or even love. Get married so that when your partner says she likes to 'experiment with the ratios' of peanutbutter in her oatmeal, you can call her a peanutbutter scientist and then you both just sing a song called peanutbutter scientist at each other.
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Don't get married for tax purposes, or even love. Get married so that when your partner says she likes to 'experiment with the ratios' of peanutbutter in her oatmeal, you can call her a peanutbutter scientist and then you both just sing a song called peanutbutter scientist at each other.
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It's because you haven't taken the soda out of the machine yet, you're "saving" it for later.
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It's because you haven't taken the soda out of the machine yet, you're "saving" it for later.
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It's #ScreenshotSaturday & here's a look at our recently released puzzle game, Spooky Express!
All the passengers are dying to ride! Don’t let them miss their stops: they may be monsters, but they still have places to be and people to eat– er, we mean meet!
store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...
All the passengers are dying to ride! Don’t let them miss their stops: they may be monsters, but they still have places to be and people to eat– er, we mean meet!
store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
It's #ScreenshotSaturday & here's a look at our recently released puzzle game, Spooky Express!
All the passengers are dying to ride! Don’t let them miss their stops: they may be monsters, but they still have places to be and people to eat– er, we mean meet!
store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...
All the passengers are dying to ride! Don’t let them miss their stops: they may be monsters, but they still have places to be and people to eat– er, we mean meet!
store.steampowered.com/app/3352310/...
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I'm a veteran release expert in games who specializes in consoles, porting, audio, QA/UX + many other things through www.plasticfernstudios.com
If you want help from people who care deeply about games (and the health of their teams!) please reach out so we can help you! Check out some of our work
If you want help from people who care deeply about games (and the health of their teams!) please reach out so we can help you! Check out some of our work
September 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I'm a veteran release expert in games who specializes in consoles, porting, audio, QA/UX + many other things through www.plasticfernstudios.com
If you want help from people who care deeply about games (and the health of their teams!) please reach out so we can help you! Check out some of our work
If you want help from people who care deeply about games (and the health of their teams!) please reach out so we can help you! Check out some of our work
This is good game design.
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is good game design.
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
I sincerely hope those of you designing fart aliens for your games that attack with high pressure fart gas are doing your xenobiological design homework and creating lore for how said alien has evolved a frost tolerant butthole (because you see, the sudden drop in pressure of the gas…)
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I sincerely hope those of you designing fart aliens for your games that attack with high pressure fart gas are doing your xenobiological design homework and creating lore for how said alien has evolved a frost tolerant butthole (because you see, the sudden drop in pressure of the gas…)
Are we do style points for extra flourishes of track in our Spooky Express puzzle solutions?
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Are we do style points for extra flourishes of track in our Spooky Express puzzle solutions?
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Hi #PitchYaGame
Neighborhood Video is an escape room mystery game set in a video rental store in the year 1999.
Solve puzzles, comb the store database, and find clues along the way as to why all the employees keep going missing!
Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/4072630/...
Neighborhood Video is an escape room mystery game set in a video rental store in the year 1999.
Solve puzzles, comb the store database, and find clues along the way as to why all the employees keep going missing!
Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/4072630/...
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hi #PitchYaGame
Neighborhood Video is an escape room mystery game set in a video rental store in the year 1999.
Solve puzzles, comb the store database, and find clues along the way as to why all the employees keep going missing!
Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/4072630/...
Neighborhood Video is an escape room mystery game set in a video rental store in the year 1999.
Solve puzzles, comb the store database, and find clues along the way as to why all the employees keep going missing!
Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/4072630/...
Game Dev:
How in the fuck can /that/ change possibly be breaking anything?!
How in the fuck can /that/ change possibly be breaking anything?!
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Game Dev:
How in the fuck can /that/ change possibly be breaking anything?!
How in the fuck can /that/ change possibly be breaking anything?!
NOW they tell me when it is already too late
Everything about making video games is harder than you think.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
NOW they tell me when it is already too late
Minneapolis, the clear lesson in the Mayoral race is that we should be ashamed we didn’t run a woman against Frey
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Minneapolis, the clear lesson in the Mayoral race is that we should be ashamed we didn’t run a woman against Frey
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I might do a mailbag episode of the Draknek & Friends podcast to fill a gap in the schedule while Syrenne takes a vacation - anyone have any questions they want answered on a podcast? Bonus if you send it as a voice recording to [email protected]!
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I might do a mailbag episode of the Draknek & Friends podcast to fill a gap in the schedule while Syrenne takes a vacation - anyone have any questions they want answered on a podcast? Bonus if you send it as a voice recording to [email protected]!
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★★★★⯪ and a Gold Rating for Spooky Express from @pocketgamercom.bsky.social !
"Spooky Express is a very well-designed puzzler that's perfect for Halloween. It's got fun and challenging puzzles, great music, and even comic book elements to add a bit of story."
www.pocketgamer.com/spooky-expre...
"Spooky Express is a very well-designed puzzler that's perfect for Halloween. It's got fun and challenging puzzles, great music, and even comic book elements to add a bit of story."
www.pocketgamer.com/spooky-expre...
Spooky Express review - "Perfectly timed for Halloween"
Spooky Express is a very well-designed puzzler that's perfect for Halloween. It's got fun and challenging puzzles, great music, and even comic book elements.
www.pocketgamer.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
★★★★⯪ and a Gold Rating for Spooky Express from @pocketgamercom.bsky.social !
"Spooky Express is a very well-designed puzzler that's perfect for Halloween. It's got fun and challenging puzzles, great music, and even comic book elements to add a bit of story."
www.pocketgamer.com/spooky-expre...
"Spooky Express is a very well-designed puzzler that's perfect for Halloween. It's got fun and challenging puzzles, great music, and even comic book elements to add a bit of story."
www.pocketgamer.com/spooky-expre...
wow, George H.W. Bush vetoed FMLA twice?!?!
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
wow, George H.W. Bush vetoed FMLA twice?!?!
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Thank you, Ward 1! This strong vote of confidence is an affirmation of the work we’ve done together these last 4 years. I can’t wait to continue serving you for the next 4 years as your City Council Member.
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Thank you, Ward 1! This strong vote of confidence is an affirmation of the work we’ve done together these last 4 years. I can’t wait to continue serving you for the next 4 years as your City Council Member.