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Joel Kreissman
@zarpaulus.bsky.social
Author, comic writer and TTRPG developer. Mid-30s they/them. Creator of the Para-Imperium setting and the webcomic "Joanna: Ghost Hunter".

See my works at https://zarpaulus.carrd.co/
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Hi, I'm Zarpaulus, writing as Joel Kreissman, I'm a writer juggling multiple projects. I have a webcomic titled Joanna: Ghost Hunter, a sci-fi worldbuilding project known as the Para-Imperium or Parahuman Space, and the occasional Korps story.
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Thoughts? Thanksgiving plate mashed together or separated? #animation #thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Jack Skellington's fursona tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Keep the ships flying.

#mereanimals #riverforge
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Having a dad with the Lego autism is so cool honestly. In my bedroom I have an intricate steel bed frame and a bird cage, both of which he willingly came over to assemble free of charge, doing so in record time. 60 year old autistic dads are the best
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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My #cyberpunk -ish #dystopian #webcomic, "Not What I Was", just updated at the sites linked in this account's pinned post!

This week: More rats and cats.

#comic #furry #furryart #nwiw
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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what
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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It's a Black Friday DORK TOWER WEDNESDAY! Cheap at half-price, new strip up now at the Mothership:

www.dorktower.com/2025/11/26/1...

Repost/Reblog/Repeat, thanks so much!
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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This is an accurate representation of Nana v Grandma. These are the two templates for every southern grandmother.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"

"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

"About as intelligent as a border collie."

"So, intelligent. Why?"

"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I'm not dead! Last month has been super busy but I'm getting back in the saddle now with new comics. Here's a sneak peak at the next one (it's already on Patreon though).
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Cutting-edge research shows language is not the same as intelligence. The entire AI bubble is built on ignoring it.

Read more from @benjaminriley.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Oh really? "they/them" pronouns are woke? Did you know "they/them" comes from Old Norse, whereas "he/she" come from old English? They/them are the pronouns of Vikings.

Would you call Sweyn Forkbeard "woke"? And Eric Bloodaxe? Woke too? And I suppose even Ivar the Boneless was woke. Get real.
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Without self-sealing hulls, anti-grav tech or fusion reactors, the smallest air leak suddenly becomes a major event.

Pioneer, the RPG of space exploration in the very near future, has its Kickstarter project end this Saturday!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...

#ttrpg #TravellerRPG
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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A rare actual animal joke from me lol.

Please support Firefly City Stories on Patreon! www.patreon.com/FireflyCityS...

#art #furryart #webcomics
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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the majestic forest doofus
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a heteromultivalent nanogel capable of killing some of the most dangerous bacteria known to medicine- with over 99.9% effectiveness against P. aeruginosa. It also showed strong antibacterial effects against other major threats, including E. coli and MRSA.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’d appreciate it if you bought my and Thiger’s comic: Joanna Ghost Hunter, from @fenrispublishing.bsky.social

www.fenrispublishing.com/product.php?...
I’ve got medical bills and I’d like to see the next volume published too.
#webcomic #furrycomic #horror
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Life
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/life-8 (click through for bonus panel and because by god it's the right thing to do)
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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This week on #RunawayToTheStars: Yao probes, Adam escalates, Talita is alone.

Catch up: https://runawaytothestars.com
Read ahead: https://patreon.com/jayrockin
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Happy Tanuki Tuesday
A good day to play Burnout Revenge for the PS2
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Landlords could no longer rely on rent-pricing software to quietly track each other's moves and push rents higher using confidential data, under a settlement between RealPage Inc. and federal prosecutors. n.pr/3XiBDAJ
New limits for rent algorithm that prosecutors say lets landlords drive up prices
Landlords could no longer rely on rent-pricing software to quietly track each other's moves and push rents higher using confidential data, under a settlement between RealPage Inc. and federal prosecutors.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Would I rather be a pet or food you mean?

For recommendations I'd say Robin's Fairy Tales, a fae-obsessed influencer accidentally unleashes a swarm of pixies, causing some trouble for the local witch.
baddogbooks.com/product/fair...
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Hello, new followers! I kid because I love.
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM