Zintlion
@zintlion.bsky.social
Oh hey look, new void to yell into!
Late 30's
None gender, left queer
Late 30's
None gender, left queer
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This'll make fanfic discourse so funny
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This'll make fanfic discourse so funny
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
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The timeline is currently 75% “I may be at work, noun, but I am not at work, verb” and I agree.
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The timeline is currently 75% “I may be at work, noun, but I am not at work, verb” and I agree.
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As you’re doing holiday shopping, consider Amplitudes!
I’m proud of this project, and all our contributors—folks from more than 6 countries, each bringing unique perspectives and stories about queer/trans futurity, community, and survival even or especially through difficult times—did amazing work.
I’m proud of this project, and all our contributors—folks from more than 6 countries, each bringing unique perspectives and stories about queer/trans futurity, community, and survival even or especially through difficult times—did amazing work.
For #transawarenessweek, a bump for Amplitudes: Stories of Queer and Trans Futurity!
Featuring contributors from across the globe, including both familiar and fresh voices, it gathers 22 speculative stories about queer and trans futures—and I hope at least one of them will hit for you 🖤
Featuring contributors from across the globe, including both familiar and fresh voices, it gathers 22 speculative stories about queer and trans futures—and I hope at least one of them will hit for you 🖤
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
As you’re doing holiday shopping, consider Amplitudes!
I’m proud of this project, and all our contributors—folks from more than 6 countries, each bringing unique perspectives and stories about queer/trans futurity, community, and survival even or especially through difficult times—did amazing work.
I’m proud of this project, and all our contributors—folks from more than 6 countries, each bringing unique perspectives and stories about queer/trans futurity, community, and survival even or especially through difficult times—did amazing work.
Oh shit I might have new plans while stuck quarantined
13 years ago I invented Kicksgiving, an alternative to Thanksgiving where you Celebrate Bruce Lee's birthday by watching kung fu movies and sharing food with your friends, and it's somehow still going strong!
I do find it weird that one of my most useless skills is inventing holidays that go viral.
I do find it weird that one of my most useless skills is inventing holidays that go viral.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Oh shit I might have new plans while stuck quarantined
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13 years ago I invented Kicksgiving, an alternative to Thanksgiving where you Celebrate Bruce Lee's birthday by watching kung fu movies and sharing food with your friends, and it's somehow still going strong!
I do find it weird that one of my most useless skills is inventing holidays that go viral.
I do find it weird that one of my most useless skills is inventing holidays that go viral.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
13 years ago I invented Kicksgiving, an alternative to Thanksgiving where you Celebrate Bruce Lee's birthday by watching kung fu movies and sharing food with your friends, and it's somehow still going strong!
I do find it weird that one of my most useless skills is inventing holidays that go viral.
I do find it weird that one of my most useless skills is inventing holidays that go viral.
Sitting here with my pepper jack, salami, and mustard sandwich and musing that maybe working in a paint factory for a few years did in fact fuck up my taste buds
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sitting here with my pepper jack, salami, and mustard sandwich and musing that maybe working in a paint factory for a few years did in fact fuck up my taste buds
I do not know why YT is recommending me dance videos from over 10 years ago but this shit absolutely rules
youtu.be/-Rot9uaVO8s?...
youtu.be/-Rot9uaVO8s?...
Amazing Tron Dance performed by Wrecking Crew Orchestra
YouTube video by Rushgarroth
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I do not know why YT is recommending me dance videos from over 10 years ago but this shit absolutely rules
youtu.be/-Rot9uaVO8s?...
youtu.be/-Rot9uaVO8s?...
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Device…hoarding. Because you don’t go get a new one while yours is still fine.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Device…hoarding. Because you don’t go get a new one while yours is still fine.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
On the one hand: my partner having a nasty fever sucks and also means I can't go to Thanksgiving for fear of infecting elderly relatives
On the other: I basically have an excuse to stay inside Thurs and Friday and play games all day instead now...
On the other: I basically have an excuse to stay inside Thurs and Friday and play games all day instead now...
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
On the one hand: my partner having a nasty fever sucks and also means I can't go to Thanksgiving for fear of infecting elderly relatives
On the other: I basically have an excuse to stay inside Thurs and Friday and play games all day instead now...
On the other: I basically have an excuse to stay inside Thurs and Friday and play games all day instead now...
Regretfully... I might be "parentification"
NEW AO3 CANONICAL TAGS!!!! tag yourself i’m identity crisis
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Regretfully... I might be "parentification"
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Trying to decide on a career for when the economy crashes and we return to the ancient times. I'm leaning toward soothsayer but I'm also open to banditry
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Trying to decide on a career for when the economy crashes and we return to the ancient times. I'm leaning toward soothsayer but I'm also open to banditry
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it’s not a phase
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
it’s not a phase
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November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I paused, out of breath. The Void had taken all my frustrated screaming and absorbed it.
"I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times."
'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do'
I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled.
"Thanks."
"I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times."
'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do'
I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled.
"Thanks."
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I paused, out of breath. The Void had taken all my frustrated screaming and absorbed it.
"I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times."
'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do'
I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled.
"Thanks."
"I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times."
'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do'
I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled.
"Thanks."
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Honestly I would really love to take the odd poetry commission every now and then. 🤔 Hit Me Up For Your Next Occasion.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Honestly I would really love to take the odd poetry commission every now and then. 🤔 Hit Me Up For Your Next Occasion.
This too, is yuri
I paused, out of breath. The Void had taken all my frustrated screaming and absorbed it.
"I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times."
'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do'
I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled.
"Thanks."
"I'm sorry," I whispered. "You must have heard all this before, countless times."
'only you,' said the Void, 'scream your frustration like you do'
I took a deep breath to resume, then smiled.
"Thanks."
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This too, is yuri
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#AO3 tag wranglers have canonized some new "No Fandom" additional tags. Check out the latest news post for details: otw-news.org/2p9cue9r
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
#AO3 tag wranglers have canonized some new "No Fandom" additional tags. Check out the latest news post for details: otw-news.org/2p9cue9r
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today's prompt: gender neutral/NB names inspired by nature, the more unhinged the better. go go go.
For real though, bibliographic terms make great nonbinary names. I have genuinely considered changing my name to Deckle
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
today's prompt: gender neutral/NB names inspired by nature, the more unhinged the better. go go go.
It's nice to know that even 100% remote I can still instigate coworker shenanigans. Slack has cheesy seasonal statuses (like "🦃 turkey trotting to my next meeting") you can select, and I mentioned this in my team's chat. I've been having fun seeing coworkers slowly succumb to the silly since
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It's nice to know that even 100% remote I can still instigate coworker shenanigans. Slack has cheesy seasonal statuses (like "🦃 turkey trotting to my next meeting") you can select, and I mentioned this in my team's chat. I've been having fun seeing coworkers slowly succumb to the silly since
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"What are you working on?"
I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.
"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."
"Do you have a transmitter too?"
I plugged the power in. "Not yet."
A newspaper appeared in the machine.
"I will, next year."
I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.
"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."
"Do you have a transmitter too?"
I plugged the power in. "Not yet."
A newspaper appeared in the machine.
"I will, next year."
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"What are you working on?"
I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.
"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."
"Do you have a transmitter too?"
I plugged the power in. "Not yet."
A newspaper appeared in the machine.
"I will, next year."
I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.
"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."
"Do you have a transmitter too?"
I plugged the power in. "Not yet."
A newspaper appeared in the machine.
"I will, next year."
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vietnam war protestors loaded their supermarket carts to the brim with perishable meats like hams, turkeys. at checkout they'd ask 'do you have saran wrap? Dow manufactures napalm. we won't shop here.' then leave hundreds of dollars of unsellable merchandise.
saran wrap was off the shelves in days.
saran wrap was off the shelves in days.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
vietnam war protestors loaded their supermarket carts to the brim with perishable meats like hams, turkeys. at checkout they'd ask 'do you have saran wrap? Dow manufactures napalm. we won't shop here.' then leave hundreds of dollars of unsellable merchandise.
saran wrap was off the shelves in days.
saran wrap was off the shelves in days.
I have wandered into like 5 different industries that have basically nothing to do with each other. What is this "choosing" you speak of
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I have wandered into like 5 different industries that have basically nothing to do with each other. What is this "choosing" you speak of