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David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · May 3

can’t stop won’t stop wish you could smelly he fragrance

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · May 3

que pasa hermano??

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · May 3

who up who up? hit my line

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me @camoflage.bsky.social · Feb 21

Kendrick two thirds through a song talking in some kind of robotic mantra voice:

You was in the club without clarity of purpose
Apple Bottom jeans the fruit of the loom of the serpent
Drinking Flaming Homers had you ignorant to Corinthians
In tavern sip and sin like father figure of Simpsons

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me @camoflage.bsky.social · Feb 21

this is the stuff Kendrick says on songs when he's being his own inner monologue

Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · Oct 23

You was in the club without clarity of purpose

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Feb 8

ayahuasca sunarai, sunarai a ti. this shit still kicks ass.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Feb 8

Not to get too intense about everything going on but it is really an ideology of death run by evil skeleton people who drink from a dread altar of blood

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Feb 6

i used to use one but my skin was weirder and more sensitive so i was always getting nicks and stuff. i should get one and check out how it feels now that my face is 40 and rugged and soft and beautiful

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Feb 6

that’s literally why

‮ེ[01;31m‭ threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · Feb 6

if your enemy is so stupid why are you losing

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Feb 6

fucking razors are so expensive

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Feb 2

god bless

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Feb 2

easier said than done

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Feb 1

periodic reminder that if you’re hot and you follow me you’re obligated to let me know

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Jan 31

wait is this real

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Jan 31

🫠😢😭

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Jan 31

legit it’s sick though they discovered this by studying fire walkers

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Jan 31

BOOOOORRINNNNGGGGGGGGGG

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Jan 31

no matter how tempting, no matter how real it feels, no matter how good it feels, do not premise your happiness on the feelings or approval of another person. it’s equally harmful and unhealthy for both parties.

luna @imlunahey.com · Jan 30

people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?

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Tom McH @tommchenry.bsky.social · Jan 31

the pact

PANEL 1: A pig in an empty green space. PIG: "Last night I dreamed I was one of the main gang on Seinfeld. It was Jerry and Elaine and George and Kramer and lil' ol' me."
PANEL 2: The pig is sitting (in color) in the iconic Monk's Cafe from the television show Seinfeld alongside the show's characters (in lineart only). PIG (v.o.): "They even had an extra chair at the iconic diner booth for me now."
PANEL 3: George close up. PIG (v.o.): "And they came to me with their/our suicide pact --" GEORGE: "A *real* pact -- not one of those that *some people* always wriggle out of!"
PANEL 4: Jerry putting his arms up in surrender. PIG (v.o.): "The 90s will never come back, they said. They said the acid of their observational irony had eaten away everything of value: love, friendship, sex, community, essential government services..." JERRY: Alright, alright--*no wriggling*!"
PANEL 5: Kramer gently patting the pig's arm. PIG (v.o.): "All that remained was to diminish and go into the west." KRAMER: "Let's all slide through this last door together. I'm too weak to go alone."

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · Jan 24

here’s my latest post. hope you give it a read and let me know what you think

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · Jan 24

My only rival is the person I was yesterday.

Last year I was different.

Last year I saw the Weapon of Choice music video.

I thought Christopher Walken could fly for real.

The doctors said my brain stopped for six minutes.

I've learned. I've grown. l've leveled up.

That's what counts.

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Jan 24

it’s not just going to be bad this time or worse it’s going to be incalculably worse.

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Jan 24

i see a lot of people saying we know what to expect because trump has already been president like it hasn’t been 4 years of the country rapidly falling apart and becoming massively more insane every single day.

Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · Jan 24

In 2019, when Trump wanted John Ratcliffe as his head of National Intelligence, Democrats called him shockingly unqualified, noting his only qualification was loyalty to Trump. Trump had to pull the nomination and do a recess appointment.

Today, only 25 Dems voted against him for head of the CIA.

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Jan 24

cool hack if you have enough money you can take over or start your own schools and just produce a legal “literature” that says whatever you want. that body of raw opinion bought and paid for by assholes and produced by unscrupulous morons now carried equal weight with the 14th amendment. hell yeah.

David Forum @zlinger.bsky.social · Jan 24

enjoyed reading this, the bits about matt made me cry, love that man so much. i also really enjoyed the inexplicable gossip rag section shitting all over virgil. i no longer have the chance to make fun of him to his face so that felt good.

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...

‘Chapo Trap House’ Isn’t Going to Save the Democrats

Trump’s takeover of the manosphere left liberals pining for their own Joe Rogan. But the hosts of ‘Chapo,’ still stung by Bernie’s defeats, would rather let the party establishment burn. “I’m not givi...

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