Thomas Awful 🇵🇸
@thomasawful.bsky.social
Events Manager @ Greedy Reads. Gus McRae super-fan. I did the Bucks Tweet.
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Bombing at an open mic with a bit about a guy named Pepperidge Farm who gets Alzheimer’s
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Bombing at an open mic with a bit about a guy named Pepperidge Farm who gets Alzheimer’s
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Lol. I love Rory Scovel. You're always glad to see him. Rare.
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Lol. I love Rory Scovel. You're always glad to see him. Rare.
Who would you cast as Ray Midge
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Who would you cast as Ray Midge
Show that legitimately changed my life.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Show that legitimately changed my life.
Unhinged Grok, do a vulgar roast on my best friend. He's going through a divorce and his dog just died. Use forbidden words.
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Unhinged Grok, do a vulgar roast on my best friend. He's going through a divorce and his dog just died. Use forbidden words.
I've had some amazing editors, some good ones, some perfectly acceptable, and one or two meh ones. I appreciate them all, because I cannot do what they do.
By the way, it's National Editor Appreciation Day.
Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.
So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.
So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I've had some amazing editors, some good ones, some perfectly acceptable, and one or two meh ones. I appreciate them all, because I cannot do what they do.
Men in the 90s only loved three things: Marisa Tomei, the Chicago Bulls, and freeing Tibet.
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Men in the 90s only loved three things: Marisa Tomei, the Chicago Bulls, and freeing Tibet.
Do you get the impression Noah Baumbach is a happy guy
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Do you get the impression Noah Baumbach is a happy guy
People should be named "Seleucus" and "Ptolemy" again
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
People should be named "Seleucus" and "Ptolemy" again
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
The rounder his face gets, the bigger the loser DiCaprio has to play.
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The rounder his face gets, the bigger the loser DiCaprio has to play.
So the freaks on the right were correct. All the elites are pedophiles. And now the freaks on the right also think that's fine, which is a fun plot twist.
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
So the freaks on the right were correct. All the elites are pedophiles. And now the freaks on the right also think that's fine, which is a fun plot twist.
Sorry, WHO took this photo?
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Sorry, WHO took this photo?
Gotta say. This IS a LITTLE bit WEIRD.
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Gotta say. This IS a LITTLE bit WEIRD.
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He was a Whopper, I was a McRib—back for a limited time, only at participating locations. He told me to "have it your way," I was content enough to say "I'm lovin' it." Could I really be his Burger Queen? He doesn't have a worm in his brain by the way. So the memes are wrong, the ones about the worm
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He was a Whopper, I was a McRib—back for a limited time, only at participating locations. He told me to "have it your way," I was content enough to say "I'm lovin' it." Could I really be his Burger Queen? He doesn't have a worm in his brain by the way. So the memes are wrong, the ones about the worm
Brooke Adams reference from @davidjroth.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Brooke Adams reference from @davidjroth.bsky.social
Fun to make your friends do a table read on Zoom of your time travel black comedy script about falling in love and also killing Elon Musk.
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Fun to make your friends do a table read on Zoom of your time travel black comedy script about falling in love and also killing Elon Musk.
Zohran is extremely Obama coded (complimentary and derogatory) but even at his most palatable and cool and before it all went to shit you are actually an asshole Obama would never open a victory speech quoting fucking Euguene Debs. Like, that would be an impossibility.
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Zohran is extremely Obama coded (complimentary and derogatory) but even at his most palatable and cool and before it all went to shit you are actually an asshole Obama would never open a victory speech quoting fucking Euguene Debs. Like, that would be an impossibility.
This guy sucks!
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This guy sucks!
Lucky 13
October 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Lucky 13
Drone strike the ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Drone strike the ballroom
I think it's the best DiCaprio, Penn, and Del Toro have ever been. That's crazy, man. That's fucking crazy.
October 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I think it's the best DiCaprio, Penn, and Del Toro have ever been. That's crazy, man. That's fucking crazy.
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This is definitely one of those things that people would’ve called you hysterical for predicting a year ago.
Trump is going to destroy the East Room of the White House without even asking Congress and build a ballroom with funds from private companies that are seeking favors? Settle down, lib.
Trump is going to destroy the East Room of the White House without even asking Congress and build a ballroom with funds from private companies that are seeking favors? Settle down, lib.
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is definitely one of those things that people would’ve called you hysterical for predicting a year ago.
Trump is going to destroy the East Room of the White House without even asking Congress and build a ballroom with funds from private companies that are seeking favors? Settle down, lib.
Trump is going to destroy the East Room of the White House without even asking Congress and build a ballroom with funds from private companies that are seeking favors? Settle down, lib.
I want to start a new life. With my valuable...hunting knife.
October 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I want to start a new life. With my valuable...hunting knife.
Joe McCarthy:
Commies...cmon man
October 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Joe McCarthy: