Zoe
@zmcadler.bsky.social
she/her. 32 y/o nerd, Twitter migrant, actor/singer/writer and enjoyer of too many things.
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this was funnier in my head
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
this was funnier in my head
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Transphobes talk about wanting to "protect women and girls", but when was the last time you saw one jump in the way of a boss's attack and risk critical damage and possibly one or more status changes? Never, that's when. So shut up.
February 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Transphobes talk about wanting to "protect women and girls", but when was the last time you saw one jump in the way of a boss's attack and risk critical damage and possibly one or more status changes? Never, that's when. So shut up.
What bothers me the most is why is he mad at the other person’s sushi choice, he’s not eating it
If this angers you, you should see what Japan does with spaghetti and ketchup
February 3, 2026 at 7:07 AM
What bothers me the most is why is he mad at the other person’s sushi choice, he’s not eating it
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i heard "pearl forrester" and blacked out #mintgiver
In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 5:01 AM
i heard "pearl forrester" and blacked out #mintgiver
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Director: You de-age those actors for the Jurassic Park bit?
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Director: You de-age those actors for the Jurassic Park bit?
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
Colbert is unironically doing the best rundown of what’s in the Epstein files that I’ve seen anywhere
February 3, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Colbert is unironically doing the best rundown of what’s in the Epstein files that I’ve seen anywhere
I didn’t know I needed this
In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
February 3, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I didn’t know I needed this
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This is huge.
Massachusetts is home to tens of thousands of hardworking Haitian TPS recipients who enrich the culture of our state, contribute to our economy, and help ensure we meet the needs of elders and patients in our health care and elder care industries - this victory belongs to them.
Massachusetts is home to tens of thousands of hardworking Haitian TPS recipients who enrich the culture of our state, contribute to our economy, and help ensure we meet the needs of elders and patients in our health care and elder care industries - this victory belongs to them.
BREAKING: Judge Ana Reyes, in DC, issues a stay of DHS Sec. Noem’s decision to end Haiti’s temporary protected status (TPS) designation, a decision that was to go into effect on Tuesday and could have ended legal status for up to 350,000 people overnight. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
This is huge.
Massachusetts is home to tens of thousands of hardworking Haitian TPS recipients who enrich the culture of our state, contribute to our economy, and help ensure we meet the needs of elders and patients in our health care and elder care industries - this victory belongs to them.
Massachusetts is home to tens of thousands of hardworking Haitian TPS recipients who enrich the culture of our state, contribute to our economy, and help ensure we meet the needs of elders and patients in our health care and elder care industries - this victory belongs to them.
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this is a very cool thing to do and also highlights one of the biggest keys to Zohran's appeal: he just thinks New York City is really neat
people who live somewhere want to vote for someone who likes it there and wants to make it better, not someone who wants to use it as a springboard
people who live somewhere want to vote for someone who likes it there and wants to make it better, not someone who wants to use it as a springboard
It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.
February 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
this is a very cool thing to do and also highlights one of the biggest keys to Zohran's appeal: he just thinks New York City is really neat
people who live somewhere want to vote for someone who likes it there and wants to make it better, not someone who wants to use it as a springboard
people who live somewhere want to vote for someone who likes it there and wants to make it better, not someone who wants to use it as a springboard
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WOMP WOMP
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
WOMP WOMP
Mom’s side: potato famine probably??
Dad’s side: leaving the shtetl through Ellis Island
Dad’s side: leaving the shtetl through Ellis Island
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Mom’s side: potato famine probably??
Dad’s side: leaving the shtetl through Ellis Island
Dad’s side: leaving the shtetl through Ellis Island
There’s an old story that one of my relatives was a horse thief in Ireland and he had to leave or they’d hang him, but I don’t know how true that is
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
There’s an old story that one of my relatives was a horse thief in Ireland and he had to leave or they’d hang him, but I don’t know how true that is
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If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
As they should!
The Rams have signed GM Les Snead and HC Sean McVay to mutli-year contract extensions:
www.therams.com/news/rams-si...
www.therams.com/news/rams-si...
Rams sign general manager Les Snead and head coach Sean McVay to multi-year contract extensions
Rams general manager Les Snead and head coach Sean McVay have signed multi-year contract extensions with the franchise.
www.therams.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
As they should!
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Bracing for ICE to ramp up in our backyard when they come to terrorize our Haitian community this week. Stay safe, keep your neighbors safe, and stay informed. #iceout #iceoutcomics
February 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Bracing for ICE to ramp up in our backyard when they come to terrorize our Haitian community this week. Stay safe, keep your neighbors safe, and stay informed. #iceout #iceoutcomics
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In case you were wondering what joke Trevor Noah told at the Grammys that now has President Trump threatening to sue him…
February 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
In case you were wondering what joke Trevor Noah told at the Grammys that now has President Trump threatening to sue him…
Cmon former Daily Show host, you got the ultimate chance here
President Trump is threatening to sue Trevor Noah over a joke at last night's Grammy Awards, saying that Noah's crack claiming he visited Jeffrey Epstein's island was "false and defamatory."
Trump threatens to sue Trevor Noah over joke about Epstein's island
President Donald Trump called the joke, which Noah made at last night's Grammy Awards, "false and defamatory," again insisting he has never visited Jeffrey Epstein's island.
www.nbcnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Cmon former Daily Show host, you got the ultimate chance here
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Greetings from inside the economic blockade zones of Minneapolis and St Paul! Don’t look away, please. We need you. It’s been a month and they’re trying to destroy us.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Greetings from inside the economic blockade zones of Minneapolis and St Paul! Don’t look away, please. We need you. It’s been a month and they’re trying to destroy us.
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They invented a slot machine for rich people to pull while they’re asleep, and called it AI.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
They invented a slot machine for rich people to pull while they’re asleep, and called it AI.
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I like how with “is said” the AP leaves wiggle room for Phil’s translators to be lying sacks of shit.
Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather. Follow AP for live updates.
Groundhog Day live updates: Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more weeks of winter
Tens of thousands of people are gathering for Punxsutawney Phil, a groundhog that lives in a tree stump, to predict if the already long and cold winter across much of the United States will go on for another six weeks or if an early spring is around the corner.
bit.ly
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I like how with “is said” the AP leaves wiggle room for Phil’s translators to be lying sacks of shit.
I love how she thinks “lol that woman has a dick” is some insult. Like if she does/did, literally who cares outside of weirdos like you
Nicki Minaj reacts to Chrissy Teigen seemingly taunting her through the camera after Trevor Noah joked about her supporting Trump:
“Everyone knows Chrissy Tiegan has/had a dik. Allegedly”
“Everyone knows Chrissy Tiegan has/had a dik. Allegedly”
February 2, 2026 at 6:40 AM
I love how she thinks “lol that woman has a dick” is some insult. Like if she does/did, literally who cares outside of weirdos like you
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Trans women every time a mediocre has been grasps for relevance and citizenship/pardons for her sex offender family
February 2, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Trans women every time a mediocre has been grasps for relevance and citizenship/pardons for her sex offender family
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so because truth is a complete defense to defamation, discovery would reasonably entail all communications between DJT/all his employees/associates and Epstein/all his
because the Grammys were in LA, CA's anti-SLAAP law really ought to come into play
because the Grammys were in LA, CA's anti-SLAAP law really ought to come into play
February 2, 2026 at 6:07 AM
so because truth is a complete defense to defamation, discovery would reasonably entail all communications between DJT/all his employees/associates and Epstein/all his
because the Grammys were in LA, CA's anti-SLAAP law really ought to come into play
because the Grammys were in LA, CA's anti-SLAAP law really ought to come into play