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@serenityfails.bsky.social
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i'm gabe (they/them). i draw elves and titties and elf tittes. ⭒ #serenityfailsart you can also find me other places: ⭒ https://serenityfails-art.tumblr.com/ ⭒ https://archiveofourown.org/users/serenityfails ⭒ https://serenityfails.neocities.org/
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aria.labeledrude.online
getting reticulated must feel so good if you're a spline
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crunchyncrumbly.bsky.social
zevran first meeting my beloved
#dragonageorigins
#commissionopen
#illustration
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shaunvids.bsky.social
i saw people saying '6 7' and didn't get the reference so i searched for it on here and the first thing i saw was a picture of two buff furry wolfmen jacking off into a urinal. good night
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discord12395.bsky.social
This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript
@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal]

@MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job. Mastercard

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serenityfails.bsky.social
cool enough to open the windows \o/
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bombsfall.bsky.social
It was an all american everyone, we didn't even lock our boys, everybody knew door
serenityfails.bsky.social
i have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars
broken egg on the floor
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beckpoppins.bsky.social
Scary movie cocktail week 4 of 5:

"The bathtub" from "saw"

Make the choice to spice up your bourbon drinking experience with tobacco bitters.

The novelty drink light IS mandatory, please don't lose it down the sink.

#sawposting #cocktailrecipe

Recipe below ⏬
A cocktail in an amber glass with a steel straw and blue ice cube light In front of a hack saw inspired by 'saw' 2004. Please don't judge how fucked up the blade is I only use this for cutting Styrofoam and dowel rods.
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secase.bsky.social
did you know when you grab a copy of Rigsby WI book 2 thru the kickstarter you can get a special Book 2-style commission as an add-on? There are 9 of these commissions left — this style is only available through the kickstarter, so snag one before they’re gone!!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...
serenityfails.bsky.social
she doesn't do it every night but sometimes willow walks into my room when i'm going to bed, not to sneak in with me but because she expects me to take her back to the hall and she wants to be held for a minute. she just purrrrrs in my arms and then accepts being put down. it is very fucking cute
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markpopham.bsky.social
Sometimes a house just sucks! I'm Shirley Jackson and you're watching Hill House Haunters
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serenityfails.bsky.social
i’m looking forward to it
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
TONIGHT (and especially for followers outside of NYC who want to get involved):

Join @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on a special phonebank at 6pm!

Sign up: volunteer.zohranfornyc.com/phonebank-fo...
A graphic with a photo of Brennan Lee Mulligan that says "Phone Bank with Zohran, Wednesday, October 8th at 6pm."
serenityfails.bsky.social
tv jaime: maimed a kid and smirked about it
book jaime: maimed a kid but made a big frowny face about it
crimes ABSOLVED #gameythrones
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secase.bsky.social
What if we got to 300 backers today? That would be pretty cool

www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...
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nemerevermore.bsky.social
Prime who? It's free shipping day at Bookshop.org! If you haven't read this book yet, I am told it's pretty good
These Violent Delights: A Novel
A Novel
bookshop.org
serenityfails.bsky.social
i stopped reading when i lost my daylight but i am still thinking about one of the scenes that actually had more sex than the show, where cat is getting that secret message about jon arryn and walking around naked immediately post creampie. like okay wow #gameythrones
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beckpoppins.bsky.social
Scary movie cocktail week 2 of 5:

'Love Spell' lemonade from 'Midsommar'

An herbal and refreshing easy drinker, garnish with your own DNA if you want it more potent.

#midsommar #cocktailrecipe

Recipe below ⏬
A reddish pink bubbling lemonade Infront of tulips
serenityfails.bsky.social
so far the most difficult actor vs. book appearance to get in my head is joffrey being really tall and long haired #gameythrones
serenityfails.bsky.social
reading would be ideal if i could do it submerged in a bath and i could turn the pages with my mind