Bakery Cryptid
@zomothman.bsky.social
they/them/she/her; I babble on about games, art and cooking. Very gay and very tired. Pastry Chef. Hopefully I'll remember to post here.
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IT'S NOT TO LATE TO HELP MINNESOTA FAMILIES AND BE ENTERED IN A DRAWING FOR ONE OF ***FOUR*** BOOKS!
I probably should have said a time zone for "5 pm today" but obviously I mean Minnesota's
I probably should have said a time zone for "5 pm today" but obviously I mean Minnesota's
HEY I AM DOING A FUNDRAISER FOR MINNESOTA RENT FUNDS
AND GIVING AWAY A SIGNED ARC (advance review copy) OF OBSTETRIX
THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN HELP MINNESOTA FAMILIES AND MAYBE GET A FREE EARLY SIGNED COPY OF MY BOOK
AND GIVING AWAY A SIGNED ARC (advance review copy) OF OBSTETRIX
THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN HELP MINNESOTA FAMILIES AND MAYBE GET A FREE EARLY SIGNED COPY OF MY BOOK
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 PM
IT'S NOT TO LATE TO HELP MINNESOTA FAMILIES AND BE ENTERED IN A DRAWING FOR ONE OF ***FOUR*** BOOKS!
I probably should have said a time zone for "5 pm today" but obviously I mean Minnesota's
I probably should have said a time zone for "5 pm today" but obviously I mean Minnesota's
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Painted Bat looking for a home! 🦇 🏡
Info below! 👇
Info below! 👇
January 30, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Painted Bat looking for a home! 🦇 🏡
Info below! 👇
Info below! 👇
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I think we could all use a break so it’s my pleasure to welcome you to the happiest day of the week
My friends: welcome to Stroganoff Saturday
My friends: welcome to Stroganoff Saturday
alright, now that the one minute limit is gone...
UNLEASH THE STROGANOFF
UNLEASH THE STROGANOFF
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I think we could all use a break so it’s my pleasure to welcome you to the happiest day of the week
My friends: welcome to Stroganoff Saturday
My friends: welcome to Stroganoff Saturday
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I want bandai to make a kit of the artemie so badly...... funny bee... GN Drive bee abdomen..... little bee wings that are actually bits.... it's my friend...
January 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I want bandai to make a kit of the artemie so badly...... funny bee... GN Drive bee abdomen..... little bee wings that are actually bits.... it's my friend...
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Happy to have another excuse to write about Final Fantasy 11, which recently broke in the exact right way to force its Games Masters into doing something extremely funny:
After a server glitch, Final Fantasy 11 is dispatching Game Masters to manually assassinate bugged monsters just so the game knows they're really dead: 'God personally stepping in to correct the world...
Sometimes there's only one way to be sure.
www.pcgamer.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Happy to have another excuse to write about Final Fantasy 11, which recently broke in the exact right way to force its Games Masters into doing something extremely funny:
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Kodansha announced they released all 26 episodes of Mushishi Season 1 to watch for free on their Youtube Channel
(Availability limited to English Speaking Countries)
English Sub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvsA...
English Dub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXpg...
(Availability limited to English Speaking Countries)
English Sub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvsA...
English Dub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXpg...
January 28, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Kodansha announced they released all 26 episodes of Mushishi Season 1 to watch for free on their Youtube Channel
(Availability limited to English Speaking Countries)
English Sub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvsA...
English Dub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXpg...
(Availability limited to English Speaking Countries)
English Sub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvsA...
English Dub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXpg...
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Stones! Stones! Stones!
January 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Stones! Stones! Stones!
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Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
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LESBIANS HOW ARE WE FEELING
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 AM
LESBIANS HOW ARE WE FEELING
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Serebii Update: The next Pokémon Masters EX event has been announced. Adds Adaman & Shiny Sylveon and Rika & Shiny Quagsire into the game
Details @ www.serebii.net/index2.shtml
Details @ www.serebii.net/index2.shtml
January 28, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Serebii Update: The next Pokémon Masters EX event has been announced. Adds Adaman & Shiny Sylveon and Rika & Shiny Quagsire into the game
Details @ www.serebii.net/index2.shtml
Details @ www.serebii.net/index2.shtml
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goddamn, @adamserwer.bsky.social with an incredible dispatch from minneapolis. these people are so brave www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong
The pushback against ICE exposed a series of mistaken assumptions.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:29 PM
goddamn, @adamserwer.bsky.social with an incredible dispatch from minneapolis. these people are so brave www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Our Cozy Teddy Cropped Sweater and Sweatpants are made from soft, brushed cotton with just the right amount of warmth. Thoughtfully designed fits, playful details, and a tiny bear friend peeking out to say hi.
This is your sign to get comfy.
Shop here: store.mayakern.com/collections/... #store
This is your sign to get comfy.
Shop here: store.mayakern.com/collections/... #store
January 27, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Our Cozy Teddy Cropped Sweater and Sweatpants are made from soft, brushed cotton with just the right amount of warmth. Thoughtfully designed fits, playful details, and a tiny bear friend peeking out to say hi.
This is your sign to get comfy.
Shop here: store.mayakern.com/collections/... #store
This is your sign to get comfy.
Shop here: store.mayakern.com/collections/... #store
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so umm. pipe burst in my house and now we have to repair said pipe + fix the carpet (if we can…) so commissions are extremely appreciated… please and thank you… 🥲
‼️COMMS OPEN‼️
DO YOU 🫵 LIKE FAT GIRLS!?
do you want some art of fat girls for yourself...!?!?
then you're in luck, because i am finally opening comms again! 💃
for the first time, i am also now offering suggestive art through VGen! please check it out!!! 🙇♀️
vgen.co/CATASTROTHY
DO YOU 🫵 LIKE FAT GIRLS!?
do you want some art of fat girls for yourself...!?!?
then you're in luck, because i am finally opening comms again! 💃
for the first time, i am also now offering suggestive art through VGen! please check it out!!! 🙇♀️
vgen.co/CATASTROTHY
January 27, 2026 at 7:32 PM
so umm. pipe burst in my house and now we have to repair said pipe + fix the carpet (if we can…) so commissions are extremely appreciated… please and thank you… 🥲
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*Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle) by Limp Bizkit starts playing in the distance* #Pokemon #Pokecology #NHM
January 27, 2026 at 8:09 PM
*Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle) by Limp Bizkit starts playing in the distance* #Pokemon #Pokecology #NHM
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January 27, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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www.instagram.com/minamo.mizu/ shoutouts to Minamo Mizu, actual idol, whos been posting her seriously gorgeous builds for years now
January 27, 2026 at 6:03 PM
www.instagram.com/minamo.mizu/ shoutouts to Minamo Mizu, actual idol, whos been posting her seriously gorgeous builds for years now
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Whale fall mug. Incredibly time consuming and meticulous work, but stunning results
January 26, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Whale fall mug. Incredibly time consuming and meticulous work, but stunning results
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Old post!
Digging into the horror phenomenon Strange Houses (Hen na Ie) and how nothing in the world is scarier than architecture!
Digging into the horror phenomenon Strange Houses (Hen na Ie) and how nothing in the world is scarier than architecture!
Talking youtube | Hen na Ie
Constructing the architecture of our nightmares.
www.tsundokudiving.com
May 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Old post!
Digging into the horror phenomenon Strange Houses (Hen na Ie) and how nothing in the world is scarier than architecture!
Digging into the horror phenomenon Strange Houses (Hen na Ie) and how nothing in the world is scarier than architecture!
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That was awesome! And surprisingly pretty calm! Seems like each time slot has about 30 or so people and it wasn't hectic at all in the shop. The entrance has some infographics about ecology #Pokemon #NHM #NaturalHistoryMuseum 1/2
January 26, 2026 at 8:03 PM
That was awesome! And surprisingly pretty calm! Seems like each time slot has about 30 or so people and it wasn't hectic at all in the shop. The entrance has some infographics about ecology #Pokemon #NHM #NaturalHistoryMuseum 1/2
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Sometimes, you kiss a worm, and it turns into a girl?
Art from a month ago, inspired by a story on stream between @inabatomochan.bsky.social and @maplerubica.bsky.social, which then inspired the doodle I reposted from Tomo yesterday. It was really fun trying to make a design for young Maple.
Art from a month ago, inspired by a story on stream between @inabatomochan.bsky.social and @maplerubica.bsky.social, which then inspired the doodle I reposted from Tomo yesterday. It was really fun trying to make a design for young Maple.
January 26, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Sometimes, you kiss a worm, and it turns into a girl?
Art from a month ago, inspired by a story on stream between @inabatomochan.bsky.social and @maplerubica.bsky.social, which then inspired the doodle I reposted from Tomo yesterday. It was really fun trying to make a design for young Maple.
Art from a month ago, inspired by a story on stream between @inabatomochan.bsky.social and @maplerubica.bsky.social, which then inspired the doodle I reposted from Tomo yesterday. It was really fun trying to make a design for young Maple.
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snowstorm is an awesome excuse to bake (shrimp) bread
January 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
snowstorm is an awesome excuse to bake (shrimp) bread