The Velveteen Touch of a Dandy Fop
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There ain't no monorail, and there never was. All my opinions are mine and mine alone.
https://boxd.it/5c35D
There ain't no monorail, and there never was. All my opinions are mine and mine alone.
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My wife just told me I'm more handsome than Serge Gainsbourg
Pluribus answers an age old question: what if Shinji Ikari was a smug asshole
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Pluribus answers an age old question: what if Shinji Ikari was a smug asshole
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
Been noticing a thing lately where if there's a TV running quietly in the background at a group function some dude will eventually turn it to a sports game without asking anyone
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Been noticing a thing lately where if there's a TV running quietly in the background at a group function some dude will eventually turn it to a sports game without asking anyone
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
I think it's an extremely evil thing to do to ruin someone's livelihood because you want to become a wingnut welfare all star
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I think it's an extremely evil thing to do to ruin someone's livelihood because you want to become a wingnut welfare all star
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every time I see a picture of Trump visibly decaying
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
every time I see a picture of Trump visibly decaying
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a lotta yall still dont get it
Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth
so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths
Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth
so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
a lotta yall still dont get it
Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth
so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths
Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth
so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths
Concerned that the lasting impression my students this semester will have of me is "guy in a perpetual state of moderate disintegration"
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Concerned that the lasting impression my students this semester will have of me is "guy in a perpetual state of moderate disintegration"
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Posting is the only skill that you catch like a disease
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Posting is the only skill that you catch like a disease
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New at Burger King: the Unspeakable Meal, orderable via grim nod
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
New at Burger King: the Unspeakable Meal, orderable via grim nod
My ongoing struggle is trying to impress onto the people around me that AI has unleashed a global crisis of ethics, and that if we cannot maintain our own standards of ethical behavior we are stripped of the ability to credibly hold governments, despots, corporations, and oligarchs to one either
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My ongoing struggle is trying to impress onto the people around me that AI has unleashed a global crisis of ethics, and that if we cannot maintain our own standards of ethical behavior we are stripped of the ability to credibly hold governments, despots, corporations, and oligarchs to one either
Just read something so astonishingly stupid that I'm actually angry about it
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Just read something so astonishingly stupid that I'm actually angry about it
When I was in high school I knew a guy who wanted to be a cop because he "wanted to pack heat/open carry legally" and that struck me as a childish, antisocial attitude even for a teenager to possess. Anyway I'm pretty sure that's the same type of guy Pete Hegseth remains to this day
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
When I was in high school I knew a guy who wanted to be a cop because he "wanted to pack heat/open carry legally" and that struck me as a childish, antisocial attitude even for a teenager to possess. Anyway I'm pretty sure that's the same type of guy Pete Hegseth remains to this day
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Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
If you see this, post a monster
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If you see this, post a monster
My Dinner with Andre: The Sphere
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My Dinner with Andre: The Sphere
If you see this, post an anime you love!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If you see this, post an anime you love!!
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
I'm actually really mad that Elon ruined the idea 'grok' for the rest of us.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm actually really mad that Elon ruined the idea 'grok' for the rest of us.
Welp, feeling vindicated that they still don't have my money for this game and will probably never get it from me again.
For @aftermath.site, I spoke to @imodrew.bsky.social, the Sucker Punch dev fired after making a Charlie Kirk joke.
She paints a picture of an industry that all too often ignores bad actors until those bad actors threaten them financially.
aftermath.site/sucker-punch...
She paints a picture of an industry that all too often ignores bad actors until those bad actors threaten them financially.
aftermath.site/sucker-punch...
Two Months After Firing Over Charlie Kirk Comments, Ghost Of Yotei Dev Blames Harassment Campaign, Not ‘Bad Joke’
"I really don’t want this to happen to anyone else, because I feel like with the state of everything, it will absolutely happen to other people," says Drew Harrison
aftermath.site
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Welp, feeling vindicated that they still don't have my money for this game and will probably never get it from me again.
This is my most old headed opinion and every major city in the nation would dramatically benefit from doing so
Not kidding when I say they should fund the free buses by actually enforcing driving and parking rules. Walk around any neighborhood of NYC for an hour and you will witness ~30 ticketable offenses. Everyone will get around faster if people follow the rules. Iron-fist it. Cameras on every stoplight.
Hochul has said she would neither support a plan that would deprive the MTA of a key revenue stream — fares — nor would she raise taxes to make up for the missing swipes.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This is my most old headed opinion and every major city in the nation would dramatically benefit from doing so
I can't think of many activities less appealing than idly speculating about Marjorie Taylor Greene's inner life and conscience. I'd rather eat concrete
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I can't think of many activities less appealing than idly speculating about Marjorie Taylor Greene's inner life and conscience. I'd rather eat concrete