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Zoyx ☑️
@zoyx.bsky.social
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 11h
One side effect of smelling salts is spontaneous barfing.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11h
This reminds me of the time Ryan Reaves thought the smelling salts weren't strong enough so he called for the hardcore stuff...
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 11h
One of my favorite podcasters just admitted he's been a bidet owner for the past 5 years. I feel like I belong.
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 18h
Talk more about Atari or suffer an extreme tickle attack!
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 1d
The robot assassins will bust the bubble.
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 1d
Bot videos are now guiding policy.
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 1d
Yep. Autism from car exhaust is actually a thing. Just like Tylenol, it is only an association. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 1d
Shhh... he's actually competent.
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 1d
The Amish don't have autism. BAN ALL CARS!
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 1d
The AI market is doing a big carry right now. Subtract AI from the US economy, and it is floundering.
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 1d
I actually liked this Gamer's Nexus investigative report. It's more fun when he picks on something I already despise.
The Shady Acquisition of EA Games
YouTube video by GNCA - GamersNexus Consumer Advocacy
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 3d
Birds aren't real.
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 4d
His center stepped on his foot. They'll have fun in the film room on this one.
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 5d
Nice to see Polanco help out the Mariners.
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 5d
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 5d
Quick civics lesson. This is why this is a Republican shutdown. Even though the source is MTG, it is correct.
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 5d
What if they had caught this in real-time? Do they replay the kick?
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 7d
Why can't Donovon Jackson play with something like this?
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 8d
Mike Conley is the first time I heard the term, "load management" being used in reference to a human.
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 9d
All comics should end like this.
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 9d
Ok Google, tell Rob how to use his phone.
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 9d
Everyone will get back pay when this is over. All essential employees will report to work. The military is considered essential.
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 10d
Ope, there's that funny number again!
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 11d
What does he pick up that triggered ICE?
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 12d
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
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Zoyx ☑️ @zoyx.bsky.social · 12d
Probably lost one of the tackles for the rest of the season.