Sanchez
@ztcsanchez.bsky.social
Catfishing bigballs for the backdoor codes to the US Treasury
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Sanchez
@ztcsanchez.bsky.social
· Mar 18
page xiii of The Mandate for Leadership contains the line "one set of eyes reading these passages will be those of the 47th President of the US" and I was deeply touched by modern Nazism's dewy-eyed optimistic delusion that Trump would make it past the first fucking paragraph
Until proven otherwise, I'm just assuming that every single redaction is a story about Trump doing something embarrassingly stupid that ends up with him covered in custard or broken crockery
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Until proven otherwise, I'm just assuming that every single redaction is a story about Trump doing something embarrassingly stupid that ends up with him covered in custard or broken crockery
We should be watching Andrew Tate in the dock but until we get there I'll take him being KOed by a guy that everyone says is a lame amateur but to me still looks violent and terrifying
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
We should be watching Andrew Tate in the dock but until we get there I'll take him being KOed by a guy that everyone says is a lame amateur but to me still looks violent and terrifying
In this timeline there will be no bless yous for Giacomo.
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In this timeline there will be no bless yous for Giacomo.
Shout out to VLC for being an amazing piece of software that just does everything. I want the VLC guys to take over from Microsoft and Apple, please.
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Shout out to VLC for being an amazing piece of software that just does everything. I want the VLC guys to take over from Microsoft and Apple, please.
How do religions happen, over the centuries there must have been hundreds of mad people wandering the desert or living in caves insisting that God was talking to them, why did everybody wake up one morning and suddenly just pick the same one
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
How do religions happen, over the centuries there must have been hundreds of mad people wandering the desert or living in caves insisting that God was talking to them, why did everybody wake up one morning and suddenly just pick the same one
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Look, if we're going to treat the 007 movies as consecutive sequels we need to take into consideration that Bond's cock will have fallen off some time around 1983
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Look, if we're going to treat the 007 movies as consecutive sequels we need to take into consideration that Bond's cock will have fallen off some time around 1983
You've got to be kiddling me
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You've got to be kiddling me
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If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
October 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
"Peen-Yatta", a new Japanese game show in which contestants yell in triumph while being smashed in the dick
October 9, 2025 at 7:35 AM
"Peen-Yatta", a new Japanese game show in which contestants yell in triumph while being smashed in the dick
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On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
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LISA: Baaarrrt! Your stupid prank got Taylor Swift put in the hospital! Now who's going to perform at the school dance?!
CHARLIE KIRK: I could do it... prove me wrong!
LISA AND BART: Wow! Charlie Kirk!
CHARLIE KIRK: I could do it... prove me wrong!
LISA AND BART: Wow! Charlie Kirk!
October 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
LISA: Baaarrrt! Your stupid prank got Taylor Swift put in the hospital! Now who's going to perform at the school dance?!
CHARLIE KIRK: I could do it... prove me wrong!
LISA AND BART: Wow! Charlie Kirk!
CHARLIE KIRK: I could do it... prove me wrong!
LISA AND BART: Wow! Charlie Kirk!
Guaranteed that everyone who supports Farage spells bastard with an e
September 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Guaranteed that everyone who supports Farage spells bastard with an e
Jonny Vegas is looking well
As a member of the Oversight Committee, I just questioned Alex Acosta, the US Attorney who negotiated Epstein’s sweetheart plea deal.
His answers were evasive and non-credible.
What is clear is that there is A LOT they are hiding. I won’t stop until the full Epstein files are released.
His answers were evasive and non-credible.
What is clear is that there is A LOT they are hiding. I won’t stop until the full Epstein files are released.
September 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Jonny Vegas is looking well
Inside us are two wolves
September 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Inside us are two wolves
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
September 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
I'm going to take everyone's advice and not watch the Charlie Kirk footage, and that includes any and all the Charlie Kirk footage since 2012
September 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm going to take everyone's advice and not watch the Charlie Kirk footage, and that includes any and all the Charlie Kirk footage since 2012
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There is, as of right now, no coverage of this protest on the WaPo website or in their @washingtonpost.com feed.
So, if you (you reading this) want people to SEE this protest, you must share it.
So, if you (you reading this) want people to SEE this protest, you must share it.
People from all over are showing up for DC. This is not a moment. It’s a movement. We are united in our demands. We are all DC! #FreeDC
September 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
There is, as of right now, no coverage of this protest on the WaPo website or in their @washingtonpost.com feed.
So, if you (you reading this) want people to SEE this protest, you must share it.
So, if you (you reading this) want people to SEE this protest, you must share it.
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After discussion with @soundingline.bsky.social and @keithpille.bsky.social I have come up with something important for dudes
September 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
After discussion with @soundingline.bsky.social and @keithpille.bsky.social I have come up with something important for dudes
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August 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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LLMs are purely statistical engines that operate on purely formal objects (character strings). We can “train” an LLM to distinguish true from false or fact from opinion or warranted from baseless just as soon as we can figure out how to reduce semantics and epistemology to syntax (which is never)
August 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
LLMs are purely statistical engines that operate on purely formal objects (character strings). We can “train” an LLM to distinguish true from false or fact from opinion or warranted from baseless just as soon as we can figure out how to reduce semantics and epistemology to syntax (which is never)
I would laugh really hard if JK Rowling spontaneously grew a big awkward cock that kept tenting her skirt and falling out of her pants at the most embarrassing moments
August 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I would laugh really hard if JK Rowling spontaneously grew a big awkward cock that kept tenting her skirt and falling out of her pants at the most embarrassing moments
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"Putin on the Ritz"
August 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
"Putin on the Ritz"