Nolan Zugernat
@zugernat.bsky.social
“I’m a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been.”
— David Letterman
— David Letterman
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No way he worte this or even told someone else to write it. Trump is CRAZY but we need to start putting the focus on Miller and Vought.
They are the master minds. Pushing Trumps buttons and executing the plan.
They are the master minds. Pushing Trumps buttons and executing the plan.
January 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
No way he worte this or even told someone else to write it. Trump is CRAZY but we need to start putting the focus on Miller and Vought.
They are the master minds. Pushing Trumps buttons and executing the plan.
They are the master minds. Pushing Trumps buttons and executing the plan.
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EXCLUSIVE: In a moment that sources said led to stunned reactions and dropped jaws, Bari Weiss excitedly introduced herself to the president and leaned in for a kiss on the cheek following his ‘60 Minutes’ interview.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss and Trump exchanged kisses on the cheek following ‘60 Minutes’ interview
EXCLUSIVE: In a moment that sources said led to stunned reactions and dropped jaws, Bari Weiss excitedly introduced herself to the president and leaned in for a kiss on the cheek following his ‘60 Min...
www.the-independent.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:12 PM
EXCLUSIVE: In a moment that sources said led to stunned reactions and dropped jaws, Bari Weiss excitedly introduced herself to the president and leaned in for a kiss on the cheek following his ‘60 Minutes’ interview.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
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gee, maybe they shouldn't have made a business model out of fleecing artists with expensive subscriptions
From Dare Obasanjo on Mastodon. Adobe is hitting the floor. #AI
January 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
gee, maybe they shouldn't have made a business model out of fleecing artists with expensive subscriptions
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It's really impossible to overstate how much *everyone* is watching the US threats towards Greenland, not just Europe. If you want to break not just NATO but Five Eyes and maybe our Asian defense alliances too, taking Greenland is how you do it.
Forcibly annexing Greenland would be a strategic catastrophe—for Europe, for Canada, and perhaps most especially for the United States itself.
My latest in @foreignpolicy.com on how we're all sleep-walking into a disaster: foreignpolicy.com/2026/01/06/g...
My latest in @foreignpolicy.com on how we're all sleep-walking into a disaster: foreignpolicy.com/2026/01/06/g...
Annexing Greenland Would Be a Strategic Catastrophe
Any attempt by the United States to claim the island would quickly spiral out of control.
foreignpolicy.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
It's really impossible to overstate how much *everyone* is watching the US threats towards Greenland, not just Europe. If you want to break not just NATO but Five Eyes and maybe our Asian defense alliances too, taking Greenland is how you do it.
You suck, Dokoupil, eat shit!
CBS News 'MAGA anchor' torched after complaining about hard job to steelworkers
CBS News anchor Tony Dokoupil, whose “MAGA-approved” takeover of “CBS Evening News” saw ratings for the storied show plummet, was brutally mocked Saturday after a clip of him complaining to steelworke...
www.rawstory.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM
You suck, Dokoupil, eat shit!
We need to do less bemoaning about how Democratic politicians, the media, and our fellow citizens are not understanding the true severity of the situation and more MAKING them understand.
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
We need to do less bemoaning about how Democratic politicians, the media, and our fellow citizens are not understanding the true severity of the situation and more MAKING them understand.
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Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey: “Starmer’s US policy lies in tatters. Trump is now punishing the UK and NATO allies just for doing the right thing.
Time for the PM to stand firm against the bully in the White House, and work with European and Commonwealth allies to make him back down…”
Time for the PM to stand firm against the bully in the White House, and work with European and Commonwealth allies to make him back down…”
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey: “Starmer’s US policy lies in tatters. Trump is now punishing the UK and NATO allies just for doing the right thing.
Time for the PM to stand firm against the bully in the White House, and work with European and Commonwealth allies to make him back down…”
Time for the PM to stand firm against the bully in the White House, and work with European and Commonwealth allies to make him back down…”
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They might actually need to write that out. Plainly.
It would be helpful, if SCOTUS rules against the tariffs, as it should, they sort of added “also you can’t use them to coerce some people to sell their country to you” to the opinion
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 PM
They might actually need to write that out. Plainly.
Respond by banning X. Ban all shit-sucking fascist American social media.
New tariff just dropped.
Americans set to pay an additional 10% tax on all goods from Germany, the UK, France, the Netherlands, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, and Finland.
It starts in two weeks, rising to 25% by June.
(Aside: A trade war with one EU country is a trade war with the entire EU).
Americans set to pay an additional 10% tax on all goods from Germany, the UK, France, the Netherlands, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, and Finland.
It starts in two weeks, rising to 25% by June.
(Aside: A trade war with one EU country is a trade war with the entire EU).
January 17, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Respond by banning X. Ban all shit-sucking fascist American social media.
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Don’t share ai slop even if it makes fun of Trump. It is the tool of the enemy.
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Don’t share ai slop even if it makes fun of Trump. It is the tool of the enemy.
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I found this very interesting perspective thread on FB.
January 17, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I found this very interesting perspective thread on FB.
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Whenever I've encountered ICE they seem genuinely puzzle that a 40-something white dude isn't on their side.
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Whenever I've encountered ICE they seem genuinely puzzle that a 40-something white dude isn't on their side.
They expected all the white people to join in their race war.
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
They expected all the white people to join in their race war.
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Trump says he’s adding a 10% tariff to all the countries that sent troops to defend Greenland against an American invasion, increasing to 25% in June if he’s not allowed to buy Greenland.
“This is a very dangerous situation for the Safety, Security, and Survival of our Planet.”
“This is a very dangerous situation for the Safety, Security, and Survival of our Planet.”
January 17, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Trump says he’s adding a 10% tariff to all the countries that sent troops to defend Greenland against an American invasion, increasing to 25% in June if he’s not allowed to buy Greenland.
“This is a very dangerous situation for the Safety, Security, and Survival of our Planet.”
“This is a very dangerous situation for the Safety, Security, and Survival of our Planet.”
Republicans are evil and irredeemable totalitarians, Exhibit #1200897
The latest from YouGov (n ~ 8k). GOP attacks on the midterm elections are deeply underwater - even among Rs.
Approve/disapprove of Trump's "we shouldn't have an election" statement:
All: -50
Dems: -87
Inds: -56
Reps: -7
Which party will win midterms?: Dems +8
today.yougov.com/topics/overv...
Approve/disapprove of Trump's "we shouldn't have an election" statement:
All: -50
Dems: -87
Inds: -56
Reps: -7
Which party will win midterms?: Dems +8
today.yougov.com/topics/overv...
January 17, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Republicans are evil and irredeemable totalitarians, Exhibit #1200897
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If a conservative anywhere has to hear, encounter, or be subject to judgement based on an opinion they disagree with that’s maoism but if conservatives use state power to prosecute, defund, or censor you that’s fine because they’re just entitled to do that for reasons
January 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
If a conservative anywhere has to hear, encounter, or be subject to judgement based on an opinion they disagree with that’s maoism but if conservatives use state power to prosecute, defund, or censor you that’s fine because they’re just entitled to do that for reasons
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Today in Minnealopolis 👀👇
Folks: there is a far-right march in Minneapolis tomorrow organized by Jake Lang, who “spent four years in prison for his role in the Jan. 6, 2021, attack…He was convicted on 11 charges including assault for attacking Capitol police officers with a baseball bat.”
www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...
www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...
Minneapolis prepares for ‘March Against Minnesota Fraud’ led by right-wing influencer
At a weekly public safety meeting, residents raised fears that a Saturday march led by conservative influencer Jake Lang could result in Somali residents being harassed on the street.
www.startribune.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Today in Minnealopolis 👀👇
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Israel has killed nearly five Palestinians per day, on average, since it agreed to a U.S.-brokered so-called ceasefire deal on October 10, bringing the death toll to 451 Palestinians and the number of injured to more than 1,250.
January 17, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Israel has killed nearly five Palestinians per day, on average, since it agreed to a U.S.-brokered so-called ceasefire deal on October 10, bringing the death toll to 451 Palestinians and the number of injured to more than 1,250.
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If a Democratic president had done something like this, Fox and the GOP would have turned Adriana Camberos into a household name à la Willie Horton or, yes, Hunter Biden.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
January 17, 2026 at 2:33 PM
If a Democratic president had done something like this, Fox and the GOP would have turned Adriana Camberos into a household name à la Willie Horton or, yes, Hunter Biden.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
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Trump lets another drug trafficker out of prison because his father happens to be a Republican member of Congress.
January 17, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Trump lets another drug trafficker out of prison because his father happens to be a Republican member of Congress.
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The images and stories coming out of Minneapolis are extraordinary. We can't say we did not know what was happening. Lots of people are putting their bodies on the line to make sure we do.
Getty photographer was tackled by about 50 agents while covering Whipple.
He threw his camera at another photographer to prevent it from being confiscated.
📸: Pierre Lavie
He threw his camera at another photographer to prevent it from being confiscated.
📸: Pierre Lavie
January 17, 2026 at 2:20 PM
The images and stories coming out of Minneapolis are extraordinary. We can't say we did not know what was happening. Lots of people are putting their bodies on the line to make sure we do.
Lol, yeah she’s just as gross and detestable as he is, so there’s no fear of her “humanizing” him.
January 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Lol, yeah she’s just as gross and detestable as he is, so there’s no fear of her “humanizing” him.
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MN ICE watch is measurably de-escalating violence. Attraction to ICE for newbies is social approval & group power. Now, larger group meets them with social censure. They're using more agents (taken from elsewhere) to conduct relatively fewer arrests, lowering abductions there & beyond.
January 17, 2026 at 4:47 AM
MN ICE watch is measurably de-escalating violence. Attraction to ICE for newbies is social approval & group power. Now, larger group meets them with social censure. They're using more agents (taken from elsewhere) to conduct relatively fewer arrests, lowering abductions there & beyond.
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Hi guys!
CBS “News” blatantly lied to us about the fictitious “internal injuries” of Jonathan Ross to help spread propaganda for the admin.
That should piss you off.
CBS “News” blatantly lied to us about the fictitious “internal injuries” of Jonathan Ross to help spread propaganda for the admin.
That should piss you off.
January 17, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Hi guys!
CBS “News” blatantly lied to us about the fictitious “internal injuries” of Jonathan Ross to help spread propaganda for the admin.
That should piss you off.
CBS “News” blatantly lied to us about the fictitious “internal injuries” of Jonathan Ross to help spread propaganda for the admin.
That should piss you off.