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wahoo, again
you know what this has been the shittiest end of the year of my life by far, so I deserve this win
December 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
c'est vraiment criminel de mettre un train Paris > Lyon au même prix qu'un Paris > Clermont alors que le trajet est plus de 2x plus court et beaucoup plus certain de pas se taper des heures de retard. On est vraiment les putes de ce pays
December 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
if that Gen 10 leak about them waiting to see how the ZA battle system was gonna be received to settle on which one to use for the next game is true then I hope they never go back because damn. first Pokemon game to ever make me look at Rare Candies thinking "yeah i need these"
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
damn they gave Zygarde the sauce it never had huh
December 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i find it hilarious that the subplot of Pokemon ZA is essentially that the country's most wanted man who was presumed dead has been sighted in the city multiple times with his dog and somehow the police can't find him
December 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
so far Pokemon ZA seems to have gotten everything right about Paris:

- get your shit stolen upon landing
- exorbitant rent
- permanent construction work
- public uprising in the streets
- the mafia is here
- the sewers are haunted
- toxic sludge blocking the way everywhere
- Rachida Dati
December 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
j'arrête pas de le dire
December 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
borrowed Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu off of my cousin to try it out

why are there so many fucking Poison Pokémon in Kanto again. literal trash region
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
yeah this is the nightmare scenario
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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guy who just learned it's not polite to call an artist's work "content": hey man it's cool to meet you i'm a huge fan of your slop
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It's a three way battle between:

- I singlehandedly killed Steam Support
- that fuckass Slider Flintstones video
- me fathering this monstrosity youtu.be/RJxxoCgQi_c
December 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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what Kind of SMISER fan are you!??! Upvote what kind of FAN of SNOW MISER you are!!!
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
lmfao apparently someone used AI to "recreate" (for lack of a better word) the Avengers Doomsday leaked trailer, and it's literally shot for shot

if this isn't karmic justice then idk what is
December 16, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Forever Qwarktastic
Rest in Peace, Jim Ward.
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Friendly reminder that in hogwarts legacy your professor eleazar fig dies no matter which ending you get and also anne was cursed by rookwood
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
i have proof that Toby Fox is a FRAUD and a CHEAT

this is a cut character from A Hat In Time 🤫
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
next Pokemon mythical battle gonna be against the Blender default cube taking place directly in the modelling software
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
> Game Awards
> no games
> somehow still gets coerced every year into watching it
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
there's a mission to assemble a specific legendary machine in offline City Trial, I had BOTH the Hydra active and two of the three pieces I needed

the CPU who had the last missing piece straight up ran away from me for 3 minutes

how the fuck are you supposed to do this
December 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Wario is offering his vocal services for "his" low low price! Available to order at ko-fi.com/shawnster! #Wario #Voiceover #Kofi
December 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i remain impressed that FZero 99 has managed to stay relevant for so long, it's unironically the strongest entry in the franchise and it's fucking free with an online subscription with zero bullshit added on top of it
December 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
ngl if that was my job at Nintendo i would definitely have made that exact same trailer
Ready to rumble with Wario? You’d BETTER be ready! Throw punches, charge through crowds, and pummel foes in Wario World, available now on #NintendoSwitch2 for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members.
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM