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1CellBrain
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Kinda joker, good at poker, isa wicked toker.
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1cellbrain.bsky.social
Listen to music from the 90’s? YOU MUST BE 50! 🖕🖕 Glad I swapped to Apple Music #spotifywrapped
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
1cellbrain.bsky.social
I’m old enough to know what VHS is an acronym for
raynarvaezjr.sucks rayyy lmao @raynarvaezjr.sucks · Sep 1
I turn 36 in two weeks
September 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Worf, a Klingon warrior of great honor and ridgey forehead loaf, is standing in uniform holding up a tricorder. Directly in from of him is someone laying down underneath a sheet, knees up and in labor. Closed caption reads, "You may now give birth."
September 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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August 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Discovery scene. Pictured is Paul Stammets (Adventures in Babysitting). He's in a crisp blue uniform, on a starship, and looking wistful. Closed caption reads, "I always wanted to converse with my mushrooms."
August 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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annoyedobrien.bsky.social
It’s TRUE Worf, people celebrated “independence” even though they had never been free, and found themselves amidst the crumbling infrastructure of a fascist empire!!
July 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
1cellbrain.bsky.social
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Here we have Philomena Cunk showing blatant hypocrisy Americans use by calling themselves the land of the free. While using humans as free labor.
July 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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quotesfuturama.bsky.social
Thank you. That song doesn't usually last three hours, but we got into a serious thing, and then I forgot how it ended.

#Futurama
June 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Geordi sits on the bridge at a workstation, consoles of computer input screens at his fingertips and along the wall. Riker, a bit close from a personal bubble standpoint, is standing just behind, with an arm resting on the wall above geordi's head and his other on the back of Geordi's chair. Closed caption reads, "Nasty."
June 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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crobertcargill.bsky.social
"Bluesky is dead."

Meanwhile, on Bluesky
June 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
It's the weekend, baby
Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and anger. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"
June 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Lower Decks scene. Captain Freeman is pictured in Engineering near the warp core which glows blue and red behind her. There's another crew member working in the background. With her back to the previously mentioned warp core, Freeman stands looking down & reading a padd she's holding. Closed caption reads, "Her medical opinion is that you are "a [bleep] pile of stress."
June 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
ICE agents are chased and forced to leave their neighborhood by LA residents
June 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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incorrectffqts.bsky.social
June 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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dadair.bsky.social
Fitting for today’s cat fight.
June 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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retrogameart.bsky.social
Saints Row 2 ad (2008)

#retro #art #gaming #SaintsRow
Saints Row 2 ad THQ Multi Systems 2008
May 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
mowing the lawn implies larrying the lawn and curlying the lawn
May 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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docmidnight.bsky.social
You need to remember that these hoes wanna die with EVERYTHING. ALL OF IT.

None for you. Not meds, food, water, money, air, kidneys, housing, art, music, business, forests, lakes, sex, books, school, votes, kids, data packets, those original bananas they fn took over governments for.

FUCK THEM!
May 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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annoyedobrien.bsky.social
Well Julian, I can only ASSUME that the sign saying “Thirsty Thursday at Quark’s” is some kind of new DRINK promotion!! What ELSE could it POSSIBLY BE
May 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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camfinalmix.bsky.social
2 HBO 2 MAX
May 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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bradfhenderson.bsky.social
This town might just be big enough…
May 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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newscurrentnow.com
This will NEVER get old‼️🤣🤣🤣
May 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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mobilesuitmia.bsky.social
oh fuck he's learned instant transmission
May 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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annoyedobrien.bsky.social
I ONLY GOT 3 HOURS OF SLEEP

IT IS TO EARLY FOR CRAB METAL, ROM

I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL
May 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
May the fourth be with you
Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Nog is pictured up close and in Starfleet uniform in Quark's bar. He's a Ferengi, and has giant ear lobes significantly bigger than a humans and the top curve of the ear extends and connects across like a unibrow. Also from the front, his bald head is kind of shaped like a beluga whale. He's explaining something here with enthusiasm. Closed caption reads, "It's the force that binds the universe together."
May 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM