Innocent Bystander
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Not angry, mostly just disappointed. Living in Ireland and distracted by music, reading and writing stuff, messing around in boats ... but mostly Everton (cos that's a laugh a bloody minute) and trying to teach Rico how to whistle Z-Cars.
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Even by my low expectations for Kemi Badenoch ‘violence against women and girls is something done by immigrants and nobody else’ has shocked me.
Dog-whistle and factually incorrect. Ladies, raise your hand if you were sexually assaulted by a boy at school? I’d wager this or a family member is most women’s first experience of sexual violence
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Even by my low expectations for Kemi Badenoch ‘violence against women and girls is something done by immigrants and nobody else’ has shocked me.
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We need a venn diagram of patriots who are prepared to line the beaches of Dover to fight Asylum seekers getting off boats and patriots who openly state they aren't going to fight when Putin invades Western Europe.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We need a venn diagram of patriots who are prepared to line the beaches of Dover to fight Asylum seekers getting off boats and patriots who openly state they aren't going to fight when Putin invades Western Europe.
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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This is mental illness.
December 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is mental illness.
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Ka$h Patel’s Christmas tree.
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Ka$h Patel’s Christmas tree.
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This could have been an email.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This could have been an email.
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very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight
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Rob Reiner wearing a hat knitted by his daughter, Romy.
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Rob Reiner wearing a hat knitted by his daughter, Romy.
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Religion answers the fear of death by promising a luxury resort where you’ll never have to check out.
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Religion answers the fear of death by promising a luxury resort where you’ll never have to check out.
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Fact-check: true
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Fact-check: true
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Report Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. Is God Needing Another Angel
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Report Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. Is God Needing Another Angel
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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
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So the US just hijacked an oil tanker and the president casually says “I guess we keep the oil”
Is this not just theft
Is this not just theft
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
So the US just hijacked an oil tanker and the president casually says “I guess we keep the oil”
Is this not just theft
Is this not just theft
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Farage just said “I didn’t wear a mask last time and I won’t wear them this time. This is nonsense.”
Here he is, not only wearing a mask, but also getting vaccinated…
Here he is, not only wearing a mask, but also getting vaccinated…
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Farage just said “I didn’t wear a mask last time and I won’t wear them this time. This is nonsense.”
Here he is, not only wearing a mask, but also getting vaccinated…
Here he is, not only wearing a mask, but also getting vaccinated…
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Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara to US citizen detained by ICE: "I apologize that this happened to you in my city with people wearing vests that say 'police.' That's embarrassing."
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara to US citizen detained by ICE: "I apologize that this happened to you in my city with people wearing vests that say 'police.' That's embarrassing."
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Sometimes I read poems too quickly. This one deserves to be read slowly, to be read more than once, with attention paid to every word...
and 'we should be careful of each other, we should be kind while there is still time'
#poetry
#poemoftheday
and 'we should be careful of each other, we should be kind while there is still time'
#poetry
#poemoftheday
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Sometimes I read poems too quickly. This one deserves to be read slowly, to be read more than once, with attention paid to every word...
and 'we should be careful of each other, we should be kind while there is still time'
#poetry
#poemoftheday
and 'we should be careful of each other, we should be kind while there is still time'
#poetry
#poemoftheday
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This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.