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Brad Ford
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my life is like a mystery novel where I am both the detective and the victim and the killer
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I'm 3 years old
April 19, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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dogs 4 dinner
two plain hot dogs with a side of french fries
April 10, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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my cat just started talking in a language neither of us know but both of us understand
April 8, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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Good morning, baseball
March 20, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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Hello baseball
March 20, 2024 at 10:33 AM
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omg it's vietnam
March 18, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I Call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. I ask "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" The rat bush squeaks en masse. I say "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush squeaks, seemingly in agreement.
March 18, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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A Jewish man holds out a contract and says to an Italian man "Time to finally sign this binding agreement between Jews and Italians." Contract reads "Agreement between all Jewish and Italian Peoples. 1. We can play each other in Movies/TV. 2. We're weird about out mothers. 3. Joint custody of Macho Man Randy Savage." The Jewish and Italian man both sign the document. An overjoyed Macho Man Randy Savage comes up behind them, embraces them both and says "Ooh Yeeah"
March 17, 2024 at 12:42 PM
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"himility"
naptime.theolive.garden happy holiJes 🎄grampy radish @naptime.theolive.garden · Mar 15
they should invent humility for men
March 15, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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A Mexican artist has used cranes to drop a nine-ton sculpture of an Olmec head onto a Tesla 3
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Mexican artist crushes Tesla under giant stone head
A giant stone head resembling an ancient Indigenous sculpture sits on top of a crushed Tesla car."Look what I do to your lousy car with this wonderful head.
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March 15, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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March 15, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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As promised: I’ve never played Final Fantasy VII. It’s complicated. aftermath.site/final-fantas...
The Very Dumb Reason Why I Can't Play Final Fantasy VII - Aftermath
I want to make it clear that this is one of the dumber things that has ever happened to me, and that it also happened when I was sixteen.
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March 15, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Lucy pulls the football away from a running Charlie Brown who flings himself into the air while saying AAUGH!. Instead of landing, Charlie Brown drifts further into the sky. He says "haha yes, it is finally happening..." He goes up further and says "I am ascending to the real of God to take my fated place at his right hand." He is now a speck in the atmosphere and says "this is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!" Lucy looks on the whole time in awed disbelief.
March 15, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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Shel Silverstein doesn’t get nearly enough credit for predicting ChatGPT.
March 14, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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frutiger pharaoh
March 14, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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USUALLY IIII AM
bricked up
noxious
too Dutch
but I love you like you need me to
imperfect for you
March 13, 2024 at 11:54 AM
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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 8
March 13, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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A vacantly smiling man is applying to mortar to a brick. Another man, also vacantly smiling, stares out from behind an unfinished hole in a brick wall. The man applying the mortar says "whatup gamers? we're doing the cask of amontillado challenge." The man behind the wall says "remember to like, comment & subscribe." The mortar man lays down a brick. The hole in the wall gets smaller, the man behind it still smiling with a blank expression in his eyes. The wall is complete. The man's face is now obscured.
March 10, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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March 10, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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About to throw it all away for a girl who looks like this
March 10, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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A man says "yes, it's true. I was a test tube baby. He then points to a man with a conical body and says "and Jim here was an erlenmeyer flask baby."
March 9, 2024 at 1:35 PM