2ndEzekiel
@2ndezekiel.bsky.social
Zeke. Any Pronouns. 18+ only.
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“Krampus is known to beat those that don’t behave with a birch branch and kidnap them in his sack, taking them to his lair” 🐐
December 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“Krampus is known to beat those that don’t behave with a birch branch and kidnap them in his sack, taking them to his lair” 🐐
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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I got a headshot bonus like 10 seconds after Lara's first traumatic kill and got bonus XP from it. It's the most ludonarrative dissonant game to the point where it becomes super *super* funny.
I always hear about how the beginning of the first one is awful in tone from the gameplay. As soon as you gain control from a cutscene where Lara doesn't want to kill, you get EXP from killing.
It's weird, but the gameplay of those first two are fun
It's weird, but the gameplay of those first two are fun
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I got a headshot bonus like 10 seconds after Lara's first traumatic kill and got bonus XP from it. It's the most ludonarrative dissonant game to the point where it becomes super *super* funny.
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💥When he heard the gunshot, it was still Christmas Eve!!!🎄
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🎅 It's Almost Christmas @aceattorney.capcomusa.com !!!
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
💥When he heard the gunshot, it was still Christmas Eve!!!🎄
🎅 It's Almost Christmas @aceattorney.capcomusa.com !!!
🎅 It's Almost Christmas @aceattorney.capcomusa.com !!!
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I always hated people using the term PDF File as a euphemism for pedophile but Trump being 100% confirmed as a pedophile because of the sloppy retractions in a PDF file is making me lose my mind
December 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I always hated people using the term PDF File as a euphemism for pedophile but Trump being 100% confirmed as a pedophile because of the sloppy retractions in a PDF file is making me lose my mind
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"fuck it I ate the op"
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"fuck it I ate the op"
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![Futurama screenshot of the episode where fry dates a robot Lucy liu, the Lucy liubot says to fry “I love the way you [robotic voice] notice two things”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vlab2xuub3e54xkveys72cta/bafkreifjovu5ykjsk3lwvdob4mpn56mtjlnosfqel2jf55emm6ahcvlhfu@jpeg)
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The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind (Xbox, 2002)
December 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind (Xbox, 2002)
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perfect for when your local 40 year old needs a nap
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
perfect for when your local 40 year old needs a nap
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Promise Mascot Agency (2025)
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Promise Mascot Agency (2025)
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Happy Christmas (War Is Over) is the rare anti-war song that is actually worse than war
December 2, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Happy Christmas (War Is Over) is the rare anti-war song that is actually worse than war
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Hey I used my scan visor on you because I wanted 100% completion and I couldn't help but notice the logbook assigned you different pronouns than the ones you currently use.
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey I used my scan visor on you because I wanted 100% completion and I couldn't help but notice the logbook assigned you different pronouns than the ones you currently use.
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It's possible that I've been following the games business for so long and have become *so* jaded (rightfully so!) that I am baffled at the idea of anyone not being as jaded as I am.
December 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It's possible that I've been following the games business for so long and have become *so* jaded (rightfully so!) that I am baffled at the idea of anyone not being as jaded as I am.
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December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Babies need a gallon of snake oil to survive a day
I would genuinely love to hear @patstaresat.bsky.social and @wooliewoolz.bsky.social's takes on this, being new parents who have been logging at least a portion of their progress on their podcast. Even through all their struggles they seem to be doing a great job, so clearly there's hope out there.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Babies need a gallon of snake oil to survive a day
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls.
Killing of a Sacred Deer.
Killing of a Sacred Deer.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls.
Killing of a Sacred Deer.
Killing of a Sacred Deer.
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December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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and some how im the villain.
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
and some how im the villain.
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Imagine drunk driving this
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Imagine drunk driving this
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SO... I'm pretty much done with Fortnite. There were statements made by Tim Sweeney saying that AI usage doesn't need to be disclosed, and then AI usage was found all over this current season- from art to sprays to in-game songs. Between that, and the upcoming shitty wizard collab... Yeah, I'm done.
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
SO... I'm pretty much done with Fortnite. There were statements made by Tim Sweeney saying that AI usage doesn't need to be disclosed, and then AI usage was found all over this current season- from art to sprays to in-game songs. Between that, and the upcoming shitty wizard collab... Yeah, I'm done.