TREY’S PENIS
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I can’t believe it’s already Toyotathon
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I can’t believe it’s already Toyotathon
MSG, Mexico and The Sphere just aren’t expensive enough for me. I hope Phish’s entire summer tour takes place in Saudi Arabia and Qatar.
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
MSG, Mexico and The Sphere just aren’t expensive enough for me. I hope Phish’s entire summer tour takes place in Saudi Arabia and Qatar.
I still can’t stand let me lie
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I still can’t stand let me lie
The first dump on Black Friday is no joke
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The first dump on Black Friday is no joke
Life is a fart walk
Feeling gassy after Thanksgiving? Take a fart walk.
Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Light exercise after a big meal can help. Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
Column | Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Life is a fart walk
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This needs to get a LOT of traction.
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This needs to get a LOT of traction.
RIP Todd Snider
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
RIP Todd Snider
How crazy is it that the rapist the Trailblazers hired as head coach, turned out to be shady?
October 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
How crazy is it that the rapist the Trailblazers hired as head coach, turned out to be shady?
Bought a Gucci Fleshlight from Sex Fifth Avenue
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Bought a Gucci Fleshlight from Sex Fifth Avenue
ass 2 ass
October 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
ass 2 ass
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The President of the United States is lying and/or delusional, and it seems like we should be talking about this and nothing else.
The protests are on one block. Nothing is burning down. His justification for sending in troops is all based on lies.
October 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The President of the United States is lying and/or delusional, and it seems like we should be talking about this and nothing else.
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Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
September 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
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Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.
September 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.
My right thumb is so sore from playing Mario Kart that I may need to ice it
September 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My right thumb is so sore from playing Mario Kart that I may need to ice it
More like Charlie Jerk
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
More like Charlie Jerk
9-10 was Charlie Kirk’s 9-11
September 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
9-10 was Charlie Kirk’s 9-11
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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat
September 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat
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Heroin Overdose Serves As Wake-Up Call To Keep Doing Heroin But Smarter
https://theonion.com/heroin-overdose-serves-as-wake-up-call-to-keep-doing-heroin-but-smarter/
https://theonion.com/heroin-overdose-serves-as-wake-up-call-to-keep-doing-heroin-but-smarter/
Heroin Overdose Serves As Wake-Up Call To Keep Doing Heroin But Smarter
CINCINNATI—Claiming that the horrifying near-death experience really put things into perspective, area man Leo York announced Tuesday that a recent heroin overdose served as a wake-up call to keep on ...
theonion.com
August 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Heroin Overdose Serves As Wake-Up Call To Keep Doing Heroin But Smarter
https://theonion.com/heroin-overdose-serves-as-wake-up-call-to-keep-doing-heroin-but-smarter/
https://theonion.com/heroin-overdose-serves-as-wake-up-call-to-keep-doing-heroin-but-smarter/
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I don't know why we're still talking about Cracker Barrel, but I thought this was pretty good
August 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I don't know why we're still talking about Cracker Barrel, but I thought this was pretty good
National Guard? More like National Tard!
August 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
National Guard? More like National Tard!
ACAB ALSO INCLUDES THE TROOPZ
August 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ACAB ALSO INCLUDES THE TROOPZ
LOL
The owner of Trump Burger has been arrested by ICE for overstaying his visa and is now facing deportation proceedings
Trump Burger owner faces deportation after ICE arrest in Houston
Roland Mehrez Beainy, owner of Trump Burger in Houston, is facing deportation after overstaying his non-immigrant visitor visa, which expired on February 12, 2024.
www.click2houston.com
August 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
LOL
New King of the Hill just dropped!!!
August 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
New King of the Hill just dropped!!!
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congrats to your mom on her big opening
August 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
congrats to your mom on her big opening