Alexis Berndt
@a-bit-alexis.bsky.social
She/they. Chicken mom. Drug maker.
Calling now that the next stupid reason dems fumble an election season is refusal to be against AI
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Calling now that the next stupid reason dems fumble an election season is refusal to be against AI
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agree or disagree with school shootings, you can't help but be in awe of the efficiency of the AR-15
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
agree or disagree with school shootings, you can't help but be in awe of the efficiency of the AR-15
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I feel like Trump is jealous of Obama for taking out Bin Laden. He wants his own heavily publicized victory against a monstrous enemy of the people who killed huge numbers of U.S. citizens.
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
If Maduro is in custody my expectation is the admin will try to hold Dumb Nuremberg. They'll make it a judicial referendum on fentanyl and try to blame Maduro for the deaths from the opiate crisis.
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I feel like Trump is jealous of Obama for taking out Bin Laden. He wants his own heavily publicized victory against a monstrous enemy of the people who killed huge numbers of U.S. citizens.
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
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The running theme between the Epstein story, banning trans healthcare for minors, religious homeschooling and the complaints about adult children estranging themselves is a fundamental American belief that children are property with no rights of their own
America is a culture of child abuse. Ask any survivor - we find one another, we form networks and communities.
The true scale of it would stagger and sicken you, and so it is buried, it is swept under the rug, it is denied and the survivors are silenced by whatever means are necessary.
The true scale of it would stagger and sicken you, and so it is buried, it is swept under the rug, it is denied and the survivors are silenced by whatever means are necessary.
Government of pedophiles. They're all tainted with this for the rest of their lives.
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The running theme between the Epstein story, banning trans healthcare for minors, religious homeschooling and the complaints about adult children estranging themselves is a fundamental American belief that children are property with no rights of their own
Over under XLR cable wrapping son or finger curling her hair daughter?
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Over under XLR cable wrapping son or finger curling her hair daughter?
Corporate Nuremberg for this one
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Corporate Nuremberg for this one
Growing up autistic in a conservative church so much of my early adulthood was spent being like wait you meant none of this?? Not even a little bit?
as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.
October 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Growing up autistic in a conservative church so much of my early adulthood was spent being like wait you meant none of this?? Not even a little bit?
I love working on a project that might get cancelled in 10 days it's the best
October 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I love working on a project that might get cancelled in 10 days it's the best
"The Portland Police are now colluding with Antifa"
October 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"The Portland Police are now colluding with Antifa"
They're announcing tomorrow that Charl*e K*rk causes autism.
Thought it was weird they were combining the autism announcement and the memorial? Makes sense now right?
1/x
Thought it was weird they were combining the autism announcement and the memorial? Makes sense now right?
1/x
September 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
They're announcing tomorrow that Charl*e K*rk causes autism.
Thought it was weird they were combining the autism announcement and the memorial? Makes sense now right?
1/x
Thought it was weird they were combining the autism announcement and the memorial? Makes sense now right?
1/x
COVID shot didn't draw any blood or bubble up and pharmacist was like tbh you don't need a band aid. OK... how do I virtue signal then??
September 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
COVID shot didn't draw any blood or bubble up and pharmacist was like tbh you don't need a band aid. OK... how do I virtue signal then??
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the present shortcoming is not that people protesting are cringe it's that there isn't presently a mass commitment to the kind of action that would force regime change.
that isn't a criticism, just an observation. these things take time. and with time all things are possible.
that isn't a criticism, just an observation. these things take time. and with time all things are possible.
April 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
the present shortcoming is not that people protesting are cringe it's that there isn't presently a mass commitment to the kind of action that would force regime change.
that isn't a criticism, just an observation. these things take time. and with time all things are possible.
that isn't a criticism, just an observation. these things take time. and with time all things are possible.
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looking to crowdfund the purchase of FBI headquarters by a broad coalition of leftists in order to create a sort of fed-jacketing singularity
The list includes the headquarters of the FBI, the DOJ, the USDA, HUD, HHS, DOL, DOE, FAA, GSA, FTC, State, ACF, and the VA. It also includes the Court of Military Appeals, the building housing the DC Public Defender Service, the Diplomacy Museum, and the literal goddamn steam tunnels.
March 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
looking to crowdfund the purchase of FBI headquarters by a broad coalition of leftists in order to create a sort of fed-jacketing singularity
You will simply not believe who Ezra just called "Jesus of the whimsy of confusion"
February 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You will simply not believe who Ezra just called "Jesus of the whimsy of confusion"
I have a problematic microsoft word competence to microsoft excel competence implied brain age gap relationship inside my own head
February 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I have a problematic microsoft word competence to microsoft excel competence implied brain age gap relationship inside my own head
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damn if that ain't some bars
Colombian President Gustavo Petro's full post ordering an increase of import tariffs on U.S. goods, says he doesn't really like traveling to the U.S. because it's “a bit boring” and invokes the ancestors
January 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
damn if that ain't some bars