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Michelle
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I’m catching up on @nogodsnomayors.com and I’m so glad @mattielubchansky.com mentioned the only tweet from or about New York that has ever mattered

Katie McDonough, voice of a municipality
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If you go to the press and talk about how the computer can feel, your computer license should be revoked. Elephants call each other by their names. Life is too precious. We don’t need the computer that drinks water
June 13, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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Finally finished the largest piece of bobbin lace I’ve made so far. Very happy with how it came out.

I learned so much working on it and it’s fun to see my skills grow as I progressed 🧶
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What if we kissed in the blast furnace
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Joyce Carol Oates won’t catch me slacking. I will keep posting about how much I love making lace and mocking my cat
No lace project is complete without displaying it on the cat who did everything in her power to hinder its completion
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Joyce Carol Oates won’t catch me slacking. I will keep posting about how much I love making lace and mocking my cat
No lace project is complete without displaying it on the cat who did everything in her power to hinder its completion
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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No lace project is complete without displaying it on the cat who did everything in her power to hinder its completion
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
No lace project is complete without displaying it on the cat who did everything in her power to hinder its completion
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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💀💀
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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“Meta shut down internal research into the mental health effects of Facebook after finding causal evidence that its products harmed users’ mental health, according to unredacted filings in a lawsuit by U.S. school districts against Meta and other social media platforms.”
Meta buried 'causal' evidence of social media harm, US court filings allege - The Economic Times
Meta reportedly halted internal research into the mental health impacts of Facebook and Instagram after finding causal evidence of harm. Internal documents revealed users reported lower depression and...
m.economictimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I started this piece in august and only just finished it so expect that I will share different angles of this same piece for a while
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Finally finished the largest piece of bobbin lace I’ve made so far. Very happy with how it came out.

I learned so much working on it and it’s fun to see my skills grow as I progressed 🧶
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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i own this print and it’s probably my favorite pants
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Absolutely nobody is doing it like Mr. Joshua
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Heartbreaking stuff. And more good journalism from @charlotteobserver.com which has been a part of an incredible effort from local media to cover this past week’s attack on our city.
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I hope they talked about where they went to high school
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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you don’t believe me check this shit Out
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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New boot goof
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
you don’t believe me check this shit Out
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Cringe should only be legal for people 23 years and younger. After that,? Good luck sicko
November 16, 2023 at 5:16 AM
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
it’s really good when cats hold hands
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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His medical stuff has been stressing me out so badly but he’s so good
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Not a criticism of Mamdani in particular, but as long as we allow massively funded, heavily armed right-wing paramilitaries to have veto power over every aspect of public policy, it will be impossible to enact even the most basic social democratic reforms that a lot of liberals say they want.
Before his election, Mamdani was adamant: The CCRB should get final say in NYPD discplinary cases. Now, after retaining Tisch as NYPD commish, Mamdani's changing his tune, saying he's mainly focused on ensuring CCRB's "recommendations" are "taken seriously." www.nydailynews.com/2025/11/20/m...
Mamdani softens hard line on role of NYPD watchdog in discipline after Tisch agrees to stay on
in the wake of announcing Wednesday that NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch will stay in her post under his administration, Mayor-elect Mamdani took a step back.
www.nydailynews.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM