Eli 🍉
@a-landlocked-state.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ They/He
💉 11/19/21
Terfs and racists DO NOT interact or I will stomp you with my hooves
"How strange it is to be anything at all"
💉 11/19/21
Terfs and racists DO NOT interact or I will stomp you with my hooves
"How strange it is to be anything at all"
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Roadrunner
Swallow-Tailed Flycatcher
Coyote
Bald Eagle
Ringtail Cat
Roadrunner
Swallow-Tailed Flycatcher
Coyote
Bald Eagle
Ringtail Cat
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Coyote (obviously!)
Cascade red fox
Fisher
Pacific marten
Porcupine
Coyote (obviously!)
Cascade red fox
Fisher
Pacific marten
Porcupine
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Crested Caracara
Wild Turkey
Red-crested Cardinal
Bald Eagle
Scissor-tailed Flycatcher
Oops! all Birds!™
Crested Caracara
Wild Turkey
Red-crested Cardinal
Bald Eagle
Scissor-tailed Flycatcher
Oops! all Birds!™
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Roadrunner
Swallow-Tailed Flycatcher
Coyote
Bald Eagle
Ringtail Cat
Roadrunner
Swallow-Tailed Flycatcher
Coyote
Bald Eagle
Ringtail Cat
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(Updated availability!)
✨ BLACK FRIDAY SALE ✨
Everything here is now $25 each for a limited time!!
RTs greatly appreciated! 💜
✨ BLACK FRIDAY SALE ✨
Everything here is now $25 each for a limited time!!
RTs greatly appreciated! 💜
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
(Updated availability!)
✨ BLACK FRIDAY SALE ✨
Everything here is now $25 each for a limited time!!
RTs greatly appreciated! 💜
✨ BLACK FRIDAY SALE ✨
Everything here is now $25 each for a limited time!!
RTs greatly appreciated! 💜
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“But you can bounce lasers off of mirrors the Apollo astronauts put on the moon yourself!”
I mean; ok, pretty good, but have you tried, “Yeah, the government /did/ lie about the moon landings…for example, every time an Apollo astronaut said ‘sunofabitch’ the official transcripts read ‘garbled’.”
I mean; ok, pretty good, but have you tried, “Yeah, the government /did/ lie about the moon landings…for example, every time an Apollo astronaut said ‘sunofabitch’ the official transcripts read ‘garbled’.”
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“But you can bounce lasers off of mirrors the Apollo astronauts put on the moon yourself!”
I mean; ok, pretty good, but have you tried, “Yeah, the government /did/ lie about the moon landings…for example, every time an Apollo astronaut said ‘sunofabitch’ the official transcripts read ‘garbled’.”
I mean; ok, pretty good, but have you tried, “Yeah, the government /did/ lie about the moon landings…for example, every time an Apollo astronaut said ‘sunofabitch’ the official transcripts read ‘garbled’.”
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hard at work
October 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
hard at work
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Reject Spotify embrace the tiny desk
a woman in a pink dress singing into a microphone while another woman plays a guitar
ALT: a woman in a pink dress singing into a microphone while another woman plays a guitar
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Reject Spotify embrace the tiny desk
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Same guy who declared bankruptcy 6 times shut down the U.S. government 4 times in 5 years of being President. They wanted him to run the government like his businesses and that’s exactly what he’s doing.
October 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Same guy who declared bankruptcy 6 times shut down the U.S. government 4 times in 5 years of being President. They wanted him to run the government like his businesses and that’s exactly what he’s doing.
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Texas Universities are now banning many professors from even acknowledging that transgender people even exist.
A massive censorship battle is snowballing its way through Texas higher ed.
S. Baum writes about it in their latest piece for Erin In The Morning.
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A massive censorship battle is snowballing its way through Texas higher ed.
S. Baum writes about it in their latest piece for Erin In The Morning.
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Texas Universities Are Now Banning Professors From Even Acknowledging Trans People Exist
Campus officials claim to have no choice but to censor the mere mention of trans people. But that’s not actually the law.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Texas Universities are now banning many professors from even acknowledging that transgender people even exist.
A massive censorship battle is snowballing its way through Texas higher ed.
S. Baum writes about it in their latest piece for Erin In The Morning.
Subscribe to support our work.
A massive censorship battle is snowballing its way through Texas higher ed.
S. Baum writes about it in their latest piece for Erin In The Morning.
Subscribe to support our work.
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1. The Trump admin has demanded New York City to ban trans kids from bathrooms.
Mayor Adams has come out in support of Trump's proposal.
NY Law protects trans youth, and Adams has no power to implement it.
Meanwhile, Mamdani has slammed Adam's comments.
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Mayor Adams has come out in support of Trump's proposal.
NY Law protects trans youth, and Adams has no power to implement it.
Meanwhile, Mamdani has slammed Adam's comments.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Trump—And Mayor Eric Adams—Want NYC To Institute A Trans Student Bathroom Ban
“The mayor has no authority to ban trans students from using bathrooms that match their gender identity.”
www.erininthemorning.com
September 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
1. The Trump admin has demanded New York City to ban trans kids from bathrooms.
Mayor Adams has come out in support of Trump's proposal.
NY Law protects trans youth, and Adams has no power to implement it.
Meanwhile, Mamdani has slammed Adam's comments.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Mayor Adams has come out in support of Trump's proposal.
NY Law protects trans youth, and Adams has no power to implement it.
Meanwhile, Mamdani has slammed Adam's comments.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
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The Supreme Court just ruled that ICE can target people based on their race.
Can we get a “Fuck ICE” in the chat?
Can we get a “Fuck ICE” in the chat?
September 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The Supreme Court just ruled that ICE can target people based on their race.
Can we get a “Fuck ICE” in the chat?
Can we get a “Fuck ICE” in the chat?
The transition from High Hopes by p!atd to Hotel California in the eye doctor's office has me reeling
September 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The transition from High Hopes by p!atd to Hotel California in the eye doctor's office has me reeling
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wait they got a puppygirl to play Krypto???
August 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
wait they got a puppygirl to play Krypto???
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In America if you publish economic statistics that make the President look bad, you will lose your job
August 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
In America if you publish economic statistics that make the President look bad, you will lose your job
