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A5PECT
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A highly impractical person
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Towbrary of Babelxandria
February 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory)
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Boston friends:
January 31, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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Repost for reasons
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Them: "You spend your whole day scrolling"

Me: "It's my job. I'm a writer. Ideas are everywhere and I've curated my feed in order to find inspiration."

My feed:
December 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Your post is being read by...The Nozzle
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Q+D, graphic design is my passion, etc etc
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
October 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTT www.amazon.com/Federal-Gove...
October 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
babe, wake up

new trans rights symbol just dropped
September 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.
August 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Lander: "It's just gross, racist bigotry. Meanwhile he's running an optimistic, upbeat campaign for a NY where everybody belongs, and I feel proud as the highest-ranking Jewish elected official in NYC to be supporting somebody who would be the first Muslim mayor—what could be more NYC than that?"
June 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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If a 33 year old socialist immigrant Muslim can win the Dem mayoral nomination in a landslide in the biggest city in the entire country

Fuck it man, the game is on, get this shit moving and start fighting
June 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
Vice-President JD Vance confirms he has joined BlueSky.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree
June 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM