Jregory Eels IV
@aaleiv.bsky.social
he/him. your lawyer's paralegal with several screws loose. has regrets. probably has OCD (and tends to forget this, needs to be reminded).
Pinned
This is how i sext
the joke is at nobody’s expense but his own
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
This is how i sext
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To a degree.
He especially wants to punish blue states and cities.
Removing workers is one good way to strangle local economies.
He especially wants to punish blue states and cities.
Removing workers is one good way to strangle local economies.
January 10, 2026 at 2:43 AM
To a degree.
He especially wants to punish blue states and cities.
Removing workers is one good way to strangle local economies.
He especially wants to punish blue states and cities.
Removing workers is one good way to strangle local economies.
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After federal troops forced a fugitive slave named Anthony Burns back into slavery in the 1850s, one Bostonian wrote, “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.” The abuse of power radicalizes people. We are seeing that now.
April 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
After federal troops forced a fugitive slave named Anthony Burns back into slavery in the 1850s, one Bostonian wrote, “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.” The abuse of power radicalizes people. We are seeing that now.
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A headline to sum up our times:
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 AM
A headline to sum up our times:
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Call me yeast because I wish to be bread
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Call me yeast because I wish to be bread
This is actually how I sext
That word does not exist in any language
January 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
This is actually how I sext
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Just paid off one of the 4 credit cards I maxed out at the worst of my drug problem 🤙
January 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Just paid off one of the 4 credit cards I maxed out at the worst of my drug problem 🤙
Sexts I receive
Some unknown conduits from the unknown worlds must empty into thee!
January 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Sexts I receive
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DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/
January 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/
same
Ernest Jerker
United States City and Business Directories, ca. 1749 - ca. 1990
United States City and Business Directories, ca. 1749 - ca. 1990
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
same
I have absolutely no work to do
I am waiting on my supervising attorney to review 12 different things
I am waiting on my supervising attorney to review 12 different things
January 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I have absolutely no work to do
I am waiting on my supervising attorney to review 12 different things
I am waiting on my supervising attorney to review 12 different things
the mildly divorced man and i send each other songs a lot
it's comforting
it's comforting
Most of us got a song that says:
“This mattered to me. Maybe it will to you too.”
So we pass each other songs instead.
That’s not noise.
That’s people finding each other in the dark.
“This mattered to me. Maybe it will to you too.”
So we pass each other songs instead.
That’s not noise.
That’s people finding each other in the dark.
January 9, 2026 at 1:39 PM
the mildly divorced man and i send each other songs a lot
it's comforting
it's comforting
does anyone else feel the heavy sense of dread and helplessness from mainlining the news?
i know it's not just me but the feeling is very isolating
i know it's not just me but the feeling is very isolating
January 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
does anyone else feel the heavy sense of dread and helplessness from mainlining the news?
i know it's not just me but the feeling is very isolating
i know it's not just me but the feeling is very isolating
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
January 9, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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body doesn't like eating nothing, body doesn't like eating half a large pizza all at once... what do you want from me
January 8, 2026 at 9:38 AM
body doesn't like eating nothing, body doesn't like eating half a large pizza all at once... what do you want from me
oops I did it again
i did not eat lunch today for there was no food to eat
Adderall is an acceptable substitute for food, right?
Adderall is an acceptable substitute for food, right?
January 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
oops I did it again
This is how I sext
you may be a wholesome example to all people
January 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
This is how I sext
s a m e
YOU - “Lamby looks soft.”
LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
s a m e
This is how I sext
the weeping and wailing and teeth-gnashing there
January 8, 2026 at 12:26 PM
This is how I sext
this is how I sext
it’s a wicked world in all meridians
January 8, 2026 at 12:17 PM
this is how I sext
i did not eat lunch today for there was no food to eat
Adderall is an acceptable substitute for food, right?
Adderall is an acceptable substitute for food, right?
January 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
i did not eat lunch today for there was no food to eat
Adderall is an acceptable substitute for food, right?
Adderall is an acceptable substitute for food, right?