Jregory Eels IV
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Jregory Eels IV
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he/him. unemployed paralegal with several screws loose. probably has OCD (and tends to forget this, needs to be reminded).
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this is how I sext
Has the FCC ever heard of the Striessand effect
Stephen Colbert said that the FCC and CBS - which is in no way a compromised or complicit organization - wouldn’t allow him to broadcast an interview with Democratic State Rep James Talarico. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/a...
Colbert Doesn’t Give an FCC About Calling Out CBS
www.nytimes.com
February 17, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
February 16, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Update: these were fucking phenomenal and I am seriously considering opening a food truck
I have invented coconut curry nachos
February 16, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I have invented coconut curry nachos
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM
how to start working out when you can't handle the prospect of facing how weak you are?
February 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
It's true!
did you know trans people are never on time to things? google trans late
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
This is actually how I sext
[flirting]

*you're
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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How my sext finds you:
It flashed like a bleached bone. What the devil’s the matter with me?
February 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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For the purposes of this CAPTCHA, please consider the wheels on the bus unconnected from the concept of wheels, round and round, or bus. Please choose all the buses in this single picture of a bus. NO NOT THE WHEELS, YOU ROBOT.
February 15, 2026 at 11:53 AM
As based as that is, yeah maybe we should have an HHS secretary who at the very least respects germs if not afraid of them
Deranged chaos agent RFK Jr recently went on a propaganda podcast and admitted that he’s not scared of germs because he used snort cocaine off of toilet seats.

We went from actual medical professionals leading US Health to this demented repugnant asshole wanting to kill us all.
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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They’re just out there setting records at everything.
Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days
Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 PM
🫠
February 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Frankie makes it to work and the day doesn't improve.
everybodylovesmonday.thecomicseries.com/comics/21/
#comicoop #webcomic #comic
February 13, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Showing up to work on time is *hard* -- no, scratch that, showing up to work *at all* is difficult.
February 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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Friday, but at what cost?
February 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
there must be something about growing up AMAB that gives people The Audacity
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
mononucleosis
February 13, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Did you see scientists crossed DNA of a cheetah with a crab? It went sideways real fast.
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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If you set a meeting on my calendar and make the reminder for an hour before the meeting....I will miss the meeting. I will live 300 lives in that hour.
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
6, not bad
7 for me how about y’all ?
February 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
same
James Small Cock

Scotland, Civil Registration, 1855-1875, 1881, 1891
February 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
February 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM