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Yip yip gang gang
billionaire CEOs should drop loot
December 7, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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need someone to can me in heavy syrup
November 1, 2024 at 3:51 AM
me on Twitter vs me on bluesky
October 23, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I had a nightmare
October 22, 2024 at 7:23 AM
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tom cruise’s stunt double poses in between takes on the set of top gun
October 21, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I was there. In the avatar state.
October 22, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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Bluesky is if Twitter was not a PVP enabled zone.
October 21, 2024 at 7:35 AM
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I don't want cool futuristic cars to look like Cyber Trucks. I want cool futuristic cars to look like they're designed by Akira Toriyama.
October 22, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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One sign that I’m depressed is when I just start eating edible googly eyes by the handful instead of artfully placing them on food to make it appear sentient
October 21, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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How many children did Israel kill today?
October 22, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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[tire advertiser’s brianstorming summit]

MICHELIN: we’re going to publish a book of the harshest restaurant ratings of all time

GOODYEAR: ok I guess that leaves us with floating the biggest object on earth above football games
October 21, 2024 at 12:50 PM
We stopped the Fire Nation and we will also stop Israel
October 22, 2024 at 6:25 AM
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if i ever kill myself please use my obituary to ridicule me for being weak
October 21, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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just heading out to the engagement farm to harvest a big ol' crop of engagement
October 21, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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Everyone I know is just bracing for impact.
October 21, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Appa is in rehab for ketamine addiction 😕
October 22, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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Bad day at the hadron collider. Steven left his food in the machine and we accidently made a breakfast dimension. The life forms there are suffering greatly.
July 26, 2023 at 6:42 AM
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*slaps hood*

you can fit so many fucking douchebags in this thing
July 26, 2023 at 9:32 AM
When someone unfollows
June 17, 2023 at 4:09 PM
The fire nation is at it again
June 7, 2023 at 7:17 PM
Yo bitches jockin my style. What part of I’m the avatar do you not understand?
June 5, 2023 at 7:51 AM
Mouth bend deez
May 23, 2023 at 12:39 AM
It’s always tip tip and never yip yip

Boo capitalism
May 19, 2023 at 9:02 AM