Aardvark
@aardthevark.bsky.social
You probably know me from other social media. Professional bad take haver.
The mice in my house just live here now.
The mice in my house just live here now.
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Nerlins, Chicagee, and New Yoik: the three genders ~ @reiviluola.bsky.social
December 9, 2023 at 8:22 AM
Nerlins, Chicagee, and New Yoik: the three genders ~ @reiviluola.bsky.social
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movie theater: no outside food or drinks
me: k
me: k
December 6, 2023 at 10:03 PM
movie theater: no outside food or drinks
me: k
me: k
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Who called them Gen Z and not Baby Doomers
December 6, 2023 at 11:51 PM
Who called them Gen Z and not Baby Doomers
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explaining some online beef to a normal person
December 4, 2023 at 4:05 PM
explaining some online beef to a normal person
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"Why did you delete that tweet" To teach you about impermanence
December 2, 2023 at 1:55 PM
"Why did you delete that tweet" To teach you about impermanence
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YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??
November 30, 2023 at 2:15 AM
YOU THERE, BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT??
found a mousehole and absolutely gutted it doesn't look like this
November 28, 2023 at 4:51 PM
found a mousehole and absolutely gutted it doesn't look like this
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yo what the fuck is wrong with people who flagrantly disobey the 12 items or less rule at the market basket checkout. this is a society. go live on monster island if you can't act right
November 26, 2023 at 5:53 PM
yo what the fuck is wrong with people who flagrantly disobey the 12 items or less rule at the market basket checkout. this is a society. go live on monster island if you can't act right
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"Smooth jazz implies the existence of harsh jazz," I say, affixing a bayonet to a trombone
November 26, 2023 at 5:08 PM
"Smooth jazz implies the existence of harsh jazz," I say, affixing a bayonet to a trombone
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would you drink it?
November 26, 2023 at 3:12 PM
would you drink it?
Social media has broken everyone's brains. We should know less about each other.
November 26, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Social media has broken everyone's brains. We should know less about each other.
giving up software forever to do this until I die
youtu.be/BtW1xjNkFTo?...
youtu.be/BtW1xjNkFTo?...
November 20, 2023 at 2:36 AM
giving up software forever to do this until I die
youtu.be/BtW1xjNkFTo?...
youtu.be/BtW1xjNkFTo?...
how come everytime i leave my place i feel like i have be ready to spend $40
November 19, 2023 at 4:33 PM
how come everytime i leave my place i feel like i have be ready to spend $40
whats the term for someone who's not a night owl but consistently self-gaslights into thinking they are? i'm whatever that is
November 16, 2023 at 5:05 AM
whats the term for someone who's not a night owl but consistently self-gaslights into thinking they are? i'm whatever that is
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In this week's ¡Hola Papi!, I respond to a letter that asks: Does my partner need to find me beautiful? holapapi.substack.com/p/my-partner...
My Partner Doesn't Find Me Beautiful
But Papi, does he really need to?
holapapi.substack.com
November 13, 2023 at 3:17 PM
In this week's ¡Hola Papi!, I respond to a letter that asks: Does my partner need to find me beautiful? holapapi.substack.com/p/my-partner...