and if elected, my fellow Americans, I will end DOGE's reign of terror and replace it with a new agency: the Government Oversight And Transparency Services Executive

You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.

"The defining characteristic of a lesbian is that she is not sexually attracted to male bodies," says the LGB Alliance, apparently still under the impression, in 2024, that women's lives, identities and experiences can only be understood in relation to men.

Optimist: We live in the best of all possible worlds.

Pessimist: Alas.

It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die

Entirely the opposite of a hot take I realize, but the rank incompetence of candidates is to see who takes a knee and who does not. The only real thought in his head is how to purge the disloyal as quickly as possible.

I appreciate all of you who use the Alt-text description for the images you post. As a blind dude I feel so much more included here.

For those of you who forget:
Did you know there’s a reminder in Settings/Accessibility to toggle on & then it won’t let you post image without Alt-text.

Thanks 🙏😎