Adam
acpdenver.bsky.social
Adam
@acpdenver.bsky.social
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April 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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How about you Switch 2 studying the Holy Bible
April 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Sad to report I just lost my job at nuclear, after 40 years of faithful service overseeing the US nuclear arsenal. My job was keeping all the nukes from exploding by pressing the don't explode button every 48 hours.
February 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Welcome, TikTok users! Bluesky is just like TikTok, except instead of videos we post words and instead of fun we have "discourse"
January 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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January 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Trump: We will strangle the scarecrow child for national spaghetti purposes

Fox: Strangle plan is smart strategically

CNN: Voters talk scarecrow child at national spaghetti diner

NYT: Pomp And Spaghettistance? Trump Muses On Scarecrow Child's Fate

Meta: We are donating $1m to the strangle fund
January 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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a special shoutout to everyone who "works with computers" and therefore is required to fix the electronics of their entire extended family over the holidays
December 26, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it?

ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
December 25, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
December 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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IT ENDS WITH US long ago joined Roblox on the “I will never know about this” list. Best or worst of luck to everyone involved
December 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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This is Douglas. He frew up. Still 12/10
December 20, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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The CGI they use to make The General is too realistic now. Congress needs to act
December 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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It's that time again
December 11, 2024 at 12:13 PM
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38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM