Adam Selzer
@adamchicago.bsky.social
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historian, author, and tour guide. I talk about Bob Dylan, Chicago stuff, old time true crime, and cemetery stories. There's a canon Star Wars character named after me. He/him mysteriouschicago.com , patreon.com/adamchicago
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
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lolennui.bsky.social
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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atrupar.com
Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"
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irritained.bsky.social
Fozzie & Kermit's dad. Only ever seen this once, and easily my favorite sight gag in all of cinema.
a framed photograph of a man and a muppet is held in human hands. The muppet is a bear with a hat (like Fozzie), but it's green with ping-pong eyes and a pointy frill around its neck (like Kermit).
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johnpfaff.bsky.social
Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
flglchicago.bsky.social
Here’s video of the incident
adamchicago.bsky.social
Ice training seems like it’s exactly how this guy pictured the army:
That guy who got off the bus on The Simpsons saying “hey, where do I get my grenades at.”
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markjacob.bsky.social
This image was posted on X today by a Chicago Tribune reporter. Trump’s government has declared war on the American people — or some of them, based on race.
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adamchicago.bsky.social
1846: lawyer James Collins says that if anyone sees a Chicago police officer trying to arrest a suspected fugitive slave, it was okay to attack the officer. They had no authority to make those arrests, and therefore should be considered kidnappers. (Officer Rhines was a drunken terror to refugees).
Text of Collins’ letter.
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markjacob.bsky.social
Latinos in Chicago are our neighbors. They make our community better. They're not a problem at all.
Texas National Guard troops are not our neighbors. They make our community worse. They're our main problem right now.
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fakemuppetguests.bsky.social
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Svengoolie!
adamchicago.bsky.social
Signs like this in Chicago may not really help, but they’re nice to see.
Sign telling law enforcement officers that they are now allowed in without a warrant.
adamchicago.bsky.social
Officer Henry Rhines is the villain in many Chicago slavery cases. At one point he was jailed for fatally shooting a bartender, escaped, was recaptured, then pardoned and back at work. A NY paper called him a “degraded, drunken wretch.” He’d totally be in the FOP today.
adamchicago.bsky.social
1846: lawyer James Collins says that if anyone sees a Chicago police officer trying to arrest a suspected fugitive slave, it was okay to attack the officer. They had no authority to make those arrests, and therefore should be considered kidnappers. (Officer Rhines was a drunken terror to refugees).
Text of Collins’ letter.
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audacityofdespair.bsky.social
As basic question from an ex-police reporter: Can some of our journalists detail the training regimen all these new federal agents receive? The lethal incompetence involving use of force and perameters of the 4A suggests they are just handed guns, masks and badges and told to go fuck people up.
johnpavlovitz.bsky.social
ICE is made up of men who have failed the human test and have nothing of value to offer this nation.

Adults with decency and options and possibilities don’t do this shit.
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joshtpm.bsky.social
this is a very very big story because of the apparently totally fake story ICE/DHS put out about what happened.
adamchicago.bsky.social
The FOP is the bad apples club.
peoplesfabric.com
The Chicago FOP put out a statement criticizing CPD’s response to the scene after Border Patrol shot an unarmed woman multiple times, but no comment at all about, you know, shooting an unarmed woman multiple times.

Or the fact those same agents tear-gassed roughly 2 dozen Chicago cops.
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petersagal.bsky.social
The problem (at least in IL) is not that we have a feckless governor or mayor unwilling "to stand up to Trump." The problem is that over 80 years+ we the people have ceded vast powers to the Fed govt for good and necessary reasons and then, last November, we gave all those powers to Donald Trump.
adamchicago.bsky.social
I’m always amazed at how many songs “Desolation Row” has inside of it; Dylan did it as an apocalyptic song AND as a standup comedy routine in 65, and last month he played it like a Chuck Berry song.

Right now I’m amazed at how well it seems to describe the current moment, in its surreal way.
The first verse of “desolation row.”
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gbrockell.bsky.social
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
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muellershewrote.com
Ms. Martinez’ lawyer says body cam footage shows the agent turned into HER car and yelled “do something bitch” before firing shots.
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rbreich.bsky.social
Everything Trump is doing now is a preamble for his regime's real goal: to invoke the Insurrection Act.

I don’t want to unduly alarm you, but you need to be aware of this imminent danger. It’s unfolding very rapidly. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/trumps-plan