Adam Farrer
@adamjfarrer.bsky.social
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Essayist, Editor @ The Real Story, Winner NorthBound Book Award for COLD FISH SOUP (Saraband, 2022). BROKEN BISCUITS (HarperNorth, 2025) MD ANT https://linktr.ee/adamjfarrer
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adamjfarrer.bsky.social
Everyone’s introducing themselves, so I'll join in.

I’m an award-winning writer of personal essays living in the north of England. Here are my books (I will talk about them a lot). This is my massive dog (I will talk about her a lot). I’m a pretty harmless presence really.

linktr.ee/adamjfarrer
adamjfarrer.bsky.social
A guy just said “Sick Crocs, mate!” to me and asked where I got them. I said “Internet.” He said “Brilliant. I’m going on the internet.” I said “Great. And thanks for the compliment.” He said “Sick Crocs.” then walked off.

I don’t have many conversations with men but is this how they usually go?
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thecelticist.bsky.social
Reminds me of this excellent sign that I saw at the Tubman African American Museum in Macon, Georgia.
Piano, which once belonged to Little Richard, with a sign on it saying "Do not attempt to play Little Richard's piano. He will know."
adamjfarrer.bsky.social
Someone once told me to never ask you this question. Possibly Wes Brown.
adamjfarrer.bsky.social
Something similar just happened for me, learning about Grant-Lee Philips in Manchester on Saturday from Songkick, a service I apparently signed up for.
adamjfarrer.bsky.social
Full disclosure, it's not a recent photo.
adamjfarrer.bsky.social
Someone asked me what I looked like without a beard, so I sent them this photo of me dressed as Jiminy Cricket and posing with John Craven.
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ottoenglish.bsky.social
Badenoch and Co see education only as a means to a massive income in some soul destroying career.

Devoid of imagination and the power of knowledge they view life entirely through the prism of the CV.

My advice always is to study what interests you and the rest will follow
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soozuk.bsky.social
"Putin's communists" like that's...a thing. A capitalist authoritarian is a capitalist authoritarian. Unless it's in Russia. THEN it's just communism.

I'm glad Zack is terrifying the establishment. People are just angry enough to not buy in to Voldemort mock-ups on Newsnight.

PS it's "principles".
zackpolanski.bsky.social
I'm never actually going to need to write another comment piece again am I?

The right wing shit rags are just going to keep recruiting for us.

Folks - want a better country?

Join.greenparty.org.uk
The party even more dangerous than Starmers labour - UK's answer to Putin's communists
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dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
I'm giving away this signed 1st edition h/b of my new novel (it has a tiny jacket rip which means I wouldn't sell it) to one person who reposts this.

You might like it if you like:
Folkloric creatures
Old records
Intricate psychedelic stories
The idea of circular time

All shares much-appreciated.
Joe McLaren's fabulous cover for Everything Will Swallow You A close up of the small tear on this first edition of Everything Will Swallow You
adamjfarrer.bsky.social
Literally two. Despite Ghost, I never expected a potter's wheel to be so sexy.
adamjfarrer.bsky.social
Fair. I redefined bare minimum at uni. I was so close to being thrown off my course for being distracted by drink and girlfriends and only got through it because I was studying sculpture and doing so in Barnsley, which I applied to because I was told 'they'll accept anyone'.
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rsmythfreelance.bsky.social
What should I talk about at this, gang? Hullo birds, hullo sky? The history of eco-fascism? The joys of freelancing, har har har? The problems with nature writing (but bear in mind we've only got a couple of hours)? Coffee photography?
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iammilliam.bsky.social
Just the latest way in which technology is enabling people who don’t actually like reading to diminish the cultural relevance of those who do.
newyorker.com
Abridging has always been in vogue. Now, apps like Blinkist take entire books and crunch them down to a series of what are called Blinks—which amount to around 2,000 words. “Is that what books are coming to, a handy social lubricant?” Anthony Lane asks.
Can You Read a Book in a Quarter of an Hour?
Phone apps now offer to boil down entire books into micro-synopses. What they leave out is revealing.
www.newyorker.com
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eddierobson.bsky.social
There's something very "Ford Prefect" about a process that arrives at "Harper Collins" as a sensible name for a pornbot
localnotail.bsky.social
Ah but do you get pornbots like Jonn?
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alexvont.bsky.social
I agree with every word Zelda Williams says. And this at the end from OpenAI makes me want to go full Ned Ludd. Creators can’t have a blanket opt-out on copyright infringement of their work and have to fill out a form appealing to OpenAI’s mercy every time? Fuck off into the sun
OpenAI told the Guardian that content owners can flag copyright infringement using a “copyright disputes form” but that individual artists or studios cannot have a blanket opt-out. Varun Shetty, OpenAI’s head of media partnerships, said: “We’ll work with rights holders to block characters from Sora at their request and respond to takedown requests.”
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ricardoautobahn.co.uk
This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.
A quite insane tour schedule
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daveexmachina.bsky.social
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
adamjfarrer.bsky.social
Didn’t he die a watery death?
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rhodri.biz
A text from my mum. The general population appear to be losing their minds
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john-self.bsky.social
Best titles of autobiographies?

Starting with:

- Vic Reeves, Me: Moir
- Dennis Waterman, Reminder (thanks @whenisbirths.bsky.social)
- AA Gill, Pour Me
- Gene Simmons, Kiss and Make-Up
- Julian Clary, A Young Man's Passage
adamjfarrer.bsky.social
Me: Moir is perfection. I've always been fond of this.
adamjfarrer.bsky.social
Truly. The end credits theme especially.