Adamschmadum
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Scrolling through the dumbest timeline in history.
The Scorsese doc is amazing in that he has a different wife in each episode.
January 17, 2026 at 2:36 PM
The Scorsese doc is amazing in that he has a different wife in each episode.
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“The Diet Mug Root Beer Tony Doukopil Show"
In @premthakker.bsky.social's report yesterday that Bari Weiss' CBS was cueing up a deeply corny new segment for inept anchor Tony Doukopil called 'Whiskey Fridays,' the Jack Daniel's sponsorship jumped out at me. So I followed up, and... well...
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 14, 2026 at 8:04 PM
“The Diet Mug Root Beer Tony Doukopil Show"
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Very funny to me that the Olivia Nuzzi book turned out to be the publishing equivalent to MORTDECAI
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Very funny to me that the Olivia Nuzzi book turned out to be the publishing equivalent to MORTDECAI
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Infant formula has saved untold millions of lives
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Infant formula has saved untold millions of lives
So excited to hear about a film director’s opinion about an actor. I can’t wait. It’s going to change the world. Finally an even playing field.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
So excited to hear about a film director’s opinion about an actor. I can’t wait. It’s going to change the world. Finally an even playing field.
Watched the Rob Ford doc on Netflix, and while being mediocre and not much of a story, they do play all of his greatest hits.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Watched the Rob Ford doc on Netflix, and while being mediocre and not much of a story, they do play all of his greatest hits.
Using the bulk and cut method but just for fat.
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Using the bulk and cut method but just for fat.
All of my cardigans are sex cardigans
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
All of my cardigans are sex cardigans
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@bradhartmusic.bsky.social you see this headline?
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
@bradhartmusic.bsky.social you see this headline?
That Folk Bitch Trio gig was something else. Easily in my top 10 concerts of all time.
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
That Folk Bitch Trio gig was something else. Easily in my top 10 concerts of all time.
I feel like Trump cupping a fart and throwing it into someone’s face in front of the press is likely, and a correspondent explaining that he was only sharing love. “He only does this for people he loves.”
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I feel like Trump cupping a fart and throwing it into someone’s face in front of the press is likely, and a correspondent explaining that he was only sharing love. “He only does this for people he loves.”
I’m not sure how much of a documentary ZEF is, but it’s compelling and visually interesting. Kind of like everything they do.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I’m not sure how much of a documentary ZEF is, but it’s compelling and visually interesting. Kind of like everything they do.
The only good argument for “living in a simulation” is the decades of film remakes and sequels. Like no one is subscribing to this game anymore so it’s just a bunch of new skins for the same content.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The only good argument for “living in a simulation” is the decades of film remakes and sequels. Like no one is subscribing to this game anymore so it’s just a bunch of new skins for the same content.
I’m not upset. The Jays really baseballed this season. I’m looking forward to them baseballing next year
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’m not upset. The Jays really baseballed this season. I’m looking forward to them baseballing next year
That’s all they’re talking about
I like when they cover their mouths to whisper with each other, like they’re talking about boys that they like
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
That’s all they’re talking about
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Frank D’Angelo should sing our national anthems at tonight’s game
October 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Frank D’Angelo should sing our national anthems at tonight’s game
October 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We should iron them
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
We should iron them
This is a sketch idea that would kill in the writer’s room, but never get written.
Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast
Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast
Gibson's long-gestating sequel will start shooting in Rome, but with a completely new cast, an insider told Page Six.
pagesix.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This is a sketch idea that would kill in the writer’s room, but never get written.
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
Werner Herzog’s Oh God: Book 2
Carl Theodor Dreyer's We Bought a Zoo
Darren Aronofsky's All Dogs Go To Heaven.
September 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Werner Herzog’s Oh God: Book 2
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More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Probs gonna be a rupture
September 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Probs gonna be a rupture