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Aloof wife material .
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Need to know which 22 Minutes writer wrote Poilievre’s set !!!! And for how much !
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
2026 could be the year we stop turning everything into a fucking trend.
Side note: “step aside fart walk” is so 80-90s movie bully coded.
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
For consideration: a perfect breakfast. Tomatoey Pinto beans with over medium eggs & Tapatío to finish
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The Lost Bus is like if Final Destination was a documentary
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My French uncle was off-season snail hunting in Compiègne (tsk tsk) when he noticed a park ranger approaching he stuffed his pockets with the forbidden snails. Ranger got closer. Uncle put his hands in his pockets (real cool like) and got caught in a lengthy convo as snails went to town on his hands
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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hearing one second of Alice's Restaurant.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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watching this is a warm blanket on a damp, cold day
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The best part of every ep Next Jen chef is the mandatory, super earnest Eco lab product pitch
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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The new location update on X revealed what we've all kinda known all along: Republicans have been astroturfing themselves.
www.garbageday.email/p/republican...
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band
September 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
looking at billboards and thinking “pffft I could do that”
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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RFK Jr taking out a quill after throwing "massive nut" into Rhymezone
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Hegseth invading Venezuela
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Spotted a pilot and copilot engaging in some pre flight chit chat. It’s working. #therehearsal
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Loved Mexico City so much that my brain conspired against me and forgot to remind me that 1245AM was this morning and not tonight.
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
On the one hand being an ICE saboteur could be cool and good but on the other hand you’d sound exactly like all the other traitor nazi rats who jump ship when they realize the jig is up.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Reading this broke mine !
I think it breaks people who pay attention’s brains that for people who don’t pay attention Donald Trump has twice effectively campaigned as a moderate.
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Tik tok chefs fookin love their slick ass meat weights.
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Honestly who fucking cares. It’s Dan Bongino. What’s he going to do? Read?
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM