Adam Sorber
@adamsorber.bsky.social
The living embodiment of Cabot Sharp Cheddar and a mid-shelf Malbec. Lacks sophistication; adequate.
Die Hard is not a movie.
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Die Hard is not a movie.
Choopie had her first full dental yesterday. She hasn't been under since she was spayed about 8 years ago. She was definitely feeling the derps.
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Choopie had her first full dental yesterday. She hasn't been under since she was spayed about 8 years ago. She was definitely feeling the derps.
Waiting for some genius to start marketing accent and entertainment decor as “retro”, but it’s just the same stuff you can get now, only without LED strips.
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Waiting for some genius to start marketing accent and entertainment decor as “retro”, but it’s just the same stuff you can get now, only without LED strips.
MOM: We have The Beatles at home!
THE BEATLES WE HAVE AT HOME:
THE BEATLES WE HAVE AT HOME:
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
MOM: We have The Beatles at home!
THE BEATLES WE HAVE AT HOME:
THE BEATLES WE HAVE AT HOME:
I am not above unironically utilizing LEGO builds as home decor.
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I am not above unironically utilizing LEGO builds as home decor.
Love Actually
Kind of ashamed for having sat through the whole thing when I did watch it.
Kind of ashamed for having sat through the whole thing when I did watch it.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Love Actually
Kind of ashamed for having sat through the whole thing when I did watch it.
Kind of ashamed for having sat through the whole thing when I did watch it.
Tried these. They taste like someone gave AI a vague description of what chocolate and mint taste like and had it generate a recipe. If La Croix had a cookie division, this would be their flagship product. They have achieved an approximation of flavor. Uncanny valley in cookie form.
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Tried these. They taste like someone gave AI a vague description of what chocolate and mint taste like and had it generate a recipe. If La Croix had a cookie division, this would be their flagship product. They have achieved an approximation of flavor. Uncanny valley in cookie form.
Using the TouchTunes app to play Last Christmas at random establishments in my area because I am an agent of chaos.
#Whamageddon
#Whamageddon
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Using the TouchTunes app to play Last Christmas at random establishments in my area because I am an agent of chaos.
#Whamageddon
#Whamageddon
INSTACART: Many in Stock!
INIGO MONTOYA: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
INIGO MONTOYA: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
INSTACART: Many in Stock!
INIGO MONTOYA: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
INIGO MONTOYA: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
It's that time of year when I'm reminded that I like the idea of liking the taste of sage, but I don't actually like the taste of sage.
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It's that time of year when I'm reminded that I like the idea of liking the taste of sage, but I don't actually like the taste of sage.
A movie that takes place where you're from.
They actually did their homework. Spiedies and carousels were both prominently featured, as was the late Number Five, though they chose to use a facade that was much less interesting than the real restaurant's exterior.
youtu.be/cL-tP03XoH4?...
They actually did their homework. Spiedies and carousels were both prominently featured, as was the late Number Five, though they chose to use a facade that was much less interesting than the real restaurant's exterior.
youtu.be/cL-tP03XoH4?...
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
They actually did their homework. Spiedies and carousels were both prominently featured, as was the late Number Five, though they chose to use a facade that was much less interesting than the real restaurant's exterior.
youtu.be/cL-tP03XoH4?...
They actually did their homework. Spiedies and carousels were both prominently featured, as was the late Number Five, though they chose to use a facade that was much less interesting than the real restaurant's exterior.
youtu.be/cL-tP03XoH4?...
Playing NYT Connections is like arguing with a MAGA boomer--a farcical battle of wits against a collection of random associations masquerading as logic, but you're convinced that there's some moral victory in unravelling the banality of your foe, despite knowing they'll be back at it tomorrow.
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Playing NYT Connections is like arguing with a MAGA boomer--a farcical battle of wits against a collection of random associations masquerading as logic, but you're convinced that there's some moral victory in unravelling the banality of your foe, despite knowing they'll be back at it tomorrow.
Reposted by Adam Sorber
Here's Sean Connery in Zardoz, a movie I have not seen
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Here's Sean Connery in Zardoz, a movie I have not seen
Reposted by Adam Sorber
ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ouroboreos
You're at Pinky.
I need you at The Brain.
I need you at The Brain.
You're at Sonny.
I need you at Cher.
I need you at Cher.
You're at Hall.
I need you at Oates.
I need you at Oates.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You're at Pinky.
I need you at The Brain.
I need you at The Brain.
Name a villain you sympathize with.
I'm already a bit of grump. If I had to share a neighborhood with Filburt and Heffer, I could see myself going full Ed Bighead.
I'm already a bit of grump. If I had to share a neighborhood with Filburt and Heffer, I could see myself going full Ed Bighead.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Name a villain you sympathize with.
I'm already a bit of grump. If I had to share a neighborhood with Filburt and Heffer, I could see myself going full Ed Bighead.
I'm already a bit of grump. If I had to share a neighborhood with Filburt and Heffer, I could see myself going full Ed Bighead.
Finally getting around to watching The Irishman. A little over 2 hours in--just the length of a regular movie left to go.
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Finally getting around to watching The Irishman. A little over 2 hours in--just the length of a regular movie left to go.
Evergreen
One really cool thing about #FedEx is how their Scheduled Delivery Date is just a random date that means absolutely nothing.
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Evergreen
Reposted by Adam Sorber
Colorfle
Colorfle: the daily color mixing game! Try to match the Colorfle in six tries.
colorfle.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album.
Or 4.
These are all top-to-bottom listens for me.
Didn't want to over-rep Toad, but New Constellation (2013) would be on this list as well.
Or 4.
These are all top-to-bottom listens for me.
Didn't want to over-rep Toad, but New Constellation (2013) would be on this list as well.
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album.
Or 4.
These are all top-to-bottom listens for me.
Didn't want to over-rep Toad, but New Constellation (2013) would be on this list as well.
Or 4.
These are all top-to-bottom listens for me.
Didn't want to over-rep Toad, but New Constellation (2013) would be on this list as well.
Slight hyperbole perhaps, but objectively the funniest thing ever said about Liberty DeVitto.
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Slight hyperbole perhaps, but objectively the funniest thing ever said about Liberty DeVitto.
This account smells like chai tea latte, whole wheat toast with strawberry rhubarb preserves, Fall scented candles, and crippling imposter syndrome with a hint of agoraphobia.
This account smells like freshly baked sourdough bread, marigolds, maple syrup, and horrifying anxiety.
This account smells like coffee and old comic books.
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This account smells like chai tea latte, whole wheat toast with strawberry rhubarb preserves, Fall scented candles, and crippling imposter syndrome with a hint of agoraphobia.
Little known fact: November 1st marks the official start of Kaukauna port wine cheese ball season in the northern hemisphere.
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Little known fact: November 1st marks the official start of Kaukauna port wine cheese ball season in the northern hemisphere.
When someone recommends some music, I will almost certainly check it out.
When someone recommends a movie, there's a good chance I'll add it to my library and get around to watching it eventually.
When someone recommends a TV series, I will politely feign interest but as the ancient wisdom states:
When someone recommends a movie, there's a good chance I'll add it to my library and get around to watching it eventually.
When someone recommends a TV series, I will politely feign interest but as the ancient wisdom states:
a woman is laughing with a caption that says ain t nobody got time for that
Alt: a woman is laughing with a caption that says aint nobody got time for that
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
When someone recommends some music, I will almost certainly check it out.
When someone recommends a movie, there's a good chance I'll add it to my library and get around to watching it eventually.
When someone recommends a TV series, I will politely feign interest but as the ancient wisdom states:
When someone recommends a movie, there's a good chance I'll add it to my library and get around to watching it eventually.
When someone recommends a TV series, I will politely feign interest but as the ancient wisdom states: