bee
@agenderavenger.bsky.social
🏳️🌈.🏳️⚧️.✡️.🐈⬛.🥥.🎼.🎭.🎮.📚.🧮.🗑️
spooky beacon of delight
spooky beacon of delight
this toothpaste has been running low for a while now, but in the spirit of the season i’ll try to make it last until Sunday.
December 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
this toothpaste has been running low for a while now, but in the spirit of the season i’ll try to make it last until Sunday.
s/o to whichever employee in this used bookstore shelved THREE books on anxiety in the “Judaica” section. i feel seen.
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
s/o to whichever employee in this used bookstore shelved THREE books on anxiety in the “Judaica” section. i feel seen.
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None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
@olivia.wtf : [friend] asked me to go down on [them].
me: what are you gonna do?
via: take a quiz to figure out what fast food restaurant i am.
me: what are you gonna do?
via: take a quiz to figure out what fast food restaurant i am.
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
@olivia.wtf : [friend] asked me to go down on [them].
me: what are you gonna do?
via: take a quiz to figure out what fast food restaurant i am.
me: what are you gonna do?
via: take a quiz to figure out what fast food restaurant i am.
“you exaggerate, trans women aren’t THAT unhinged,” the people say. but the people don’t know how much Dildo Math™️ my wife has been doing post-surgery to ensure she can fit the widest possible range of dicks inside her new hole.
October 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“you exaggerate, trans women aren’t THAT unhinged,” the people say. but the people don’t know how much Dildo Math™️ my wife has been doing post-surgery to ensure she can fit the widest possible range of dicks inside her new hole.
one of the most underrated things about Seafood City is that they only stock the Three Canonical Haagen-Dazs Ice Creams: coffee, rum raisin, and pineapple coconut.
October 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
one of the most underrated things about Seafood City is that they only stock the Three Canonical Haagen-Dazs Ice Creams: coffee, rum raisin, and pineapple coconut.
do it for Her (pinball machine Elvira)
October 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
do it for Her (pinball machine Elvira)
truly there is nothing like walking all over a giant hospital complex looking for one (1) shop that sells Red Bull for your ailing wife, and wandering into a doctor-office Subway playing a .75x speed version of Enter the Gladiators. today’s gonna be a fuckin weird one, y’all.
October 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
truly there is nothing like walking all over a giant hospital complex looking for one (1) shop that sells Red Bull for your ailing wife, and wandering into a doctor-office Subway playing a .75x speed version of Enter the Gladiators. today’s gonna be a fuckin weird one, y’all.
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the reason you don't engage in a data-driven argument with fascists is that it legitimises the idea that if the data went the other way their core argument would be acceptable
it is not and should be rejected wholesale from first principles
it is not and should be rejected wholesale from first principles
September 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
the reason you don't engage in a data-driven argument with fascists is that it legitimises the idea that if the data went the other way their core argument would be acceptable
it is not and should be rejected wholesale from first principles
it is not and should be rejected wholesale from first principles
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Y'all, please call, email, and/or write your representatives, then share WIDELY what this administration is doing to scapegoat, oppress, and violently erase trans folks. We need EVERYONE in on this.
Ok my cis friends, we are going to need a lot of you to step the fuck up and fight hard for us
www.them.us/story/trump-...
www.them.us/story/trump-...
FBI to Categorize Trans People As "Nihilistic Violent Extremist" Threat Group, Report Says
The choice is being championed by the Heritage Foundation, which is behind Project 2025.
www.them.us
September 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Y'all, please call, email, and/or write your representatives, then share WIDELY what this administration is doing to scapegoat, oppress, and violently erase trans folks. We need EVERYONE in on this.
cis people say that we make up stupid names, but when they have to answer for this they get real quiet.
September 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
cis people say that we make up stupid names, but when they have to answer for this they get real quiet.
today, my wife taught me about Trollhunters: Rise of the Titans, a film in which an alien queen mpregs her human boyfriend. in return, i have taught her the word “Shregnant.” it’s a delicate balance.
September 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
today, my wife taught me about Trollhunters: Rise of the Titans, a film in which an alien queen mpregs her human boyfriend. in return, i have taught her the word “Shregnant.” it’s a delicate balance.
having a partner with DID is an adventure because if i get the banter wrong, she goes to fuckin Mars or some shit while i’m like “no i thought we were having fun WE WERE HAVING FUN—“
September 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
having a partner with DID is an adventure because if i get the banter wrong, she goes to fuckin Mars or some shit while i’m like “no i thought we were having fun WE WERE HAVING FUN—“
who knows, maybe this will start a whole wave of people shooting prominent public Nazis. we could call it…a turning point. 😎
September 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
who knows, maybe this will start a whole wave of people shooting prominent public Nazis. we could call it…a turning point. 😎
beautiful girls will go to the store and make the weirdest possible pasta choices, @olivia.wtf explain yourself!!!
September 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
beautiful girls will go to the store and make the weirdest possible pasta choices, @olivia.wtf explain yourself!!!
my wife, bursting in on me in the bathroom: “WE MISSED SO MANY CLUES!!”
me: for what???
wife: so the Eras Tour clock is always set to 2:24–(conspiracy babble)
me: …okay honey.
me: for what???
wife: so the Eras Tour clock is always set to 2:24–(conspiracy babble)
me: …okay honey.
August 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
my wife, bursting in on me in the bathroom: “WE MISSED SO MANY CLUES!!”
me: for what???
wife: so the Eras Tour clock is always set to 2:24–(conspiracy babble)
me: …okay honey.
me: for what???
wife: so the Eras Tour clock is always set to 2:24–(conspiracy babble)
me: …okay honey.
i appreciate the effort but you CANNOT make them stable.
August 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i appreciate the effort but you CANNOT make them stable.
peak Chicago lesbian culture: this conversation at brunch.
1: “i like your (custom, gay) shoes!”
2: “thanks, i like your (custom, gay) roller derby shirt!”
1: “i like your (custom, gay) shoes!”
2: “thanks, i like your (custom, gay) roller derby shirt!”
August 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
peak Chicago lesbian culture: this conversation at brunch.
1: “i like your (custom, gay) shoes!”
2: “thanks, i like your (custom, gay) roller derby shirt!”
1: “i like your (custom, gay) shoes!”
2: “thanks, i like your (custom, gay) roller derby shirt!”
Happy Canada Day! time to bring my fave bit over here: Definitely the Canadian National Anthem (any random song by the Arrogant Worms)
open.spotify.com/track/1kqfgX...
open.spotify.com/track/1kqfgX...
Canada's Really Big
Arrogant Worms · Semi-Conducted · Song · 2003
open.spotify.com
July 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Happy Canada Day! time to bring my fave bit over here: Definitely the Canadian National Anthem (any random song by the Arrogant Worms)
open.spotify.com/track/1kqfgX...
open.spotify.com/track/1kqfgX...
you’ve heard of Guys and Dolls, but when i’m hanging out with my wife & her girlfriend & her girlfriend’s wife, that’s Dolls & Some Guy.
July 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
you’ve heard of Guys and Dolls, but when i’m hanging out with my wife & her girlfriend & her girlfriend’s wife, that’s Dolls & Some Guy.
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Welp! *slaps knee while getting out of bed* Time to sleep on the couch.
May 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Welp! *slaps knee while getting out of bed* Time to sleep on the couch.
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If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, then you’re not in business.
You’re in organized crime.
You’re in organized crime.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, then you’re not in business.
You’re in organized crime.
You’re in organized crime.
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FYI to media outlets, you're misleading your readers if you repeat this at face value.
There's no lawful way for him to redirect these grants elsewhere. It's a lie to distract from how the GOP budget guts educational funding, including Pell Grants at trade schools.
There's no lawful way for him to redirect these grants elsewhere. It's a lie to distract from how the GOP budget guts educational funding, including Pell Grants at trade schools.
May 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
FYI to media outlets, you're misleading your readers if you repeat this at face value.
There's no lawful way for him to redirect these grants elsewhere. It's a lie to distract from how the GOP budget guts educational funding, including Pell Grants at trade schools.
There's no lawful way for him to redirect these grants elsewhere. It's a lie to distract from how the GOP budget guts educational funding, including Pell Grants at trade schools.