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Shatner should go on national television and call Miller a little bitch. Say some insult that deep Trekkie nerds would find absolutely savage. Just do it an be a legend Bill.
Stephen Miller is upset about Star Trek, one of the most socially progressive franchises in TV history
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Shatner should go on national television and call Miller a little bitch. Say some insult that deep Trekkie nerds would find absolutely savage. Just do it an be a legend Bill.
This is definitely true if the “one other thing” is a ten dollar bill.
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 15, 2026 at 3:04 AM
This is definitely true if the “one other thing” is a ten dollar bill.
If I had the skills I’d do the speech bubble thing with Craig Finn saying this.
Those ultra-strength Feminax that would knock you out too
January 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
If I had the skills I’d do the speech bubble thing with Craig Finn saying this.
My half-assed policy suggestion that I haven’t fully considered is “get rid of auto dealerships, like all of them.” I honestly think it would make the world a much better place.
OK I’ve put together the list. Shame on all of them:
Ford CEO Jim Farley
Stellantis CEO Antonio Filosa
General Motors plant manager John Urbanic
National Auto Dealers Association Chairman Tom Castriota
Transportation Sec Sean Duffy
Deputy transportation Sec Steven Bradbury
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Ford CEO Jim Farley
Stellantis CEO Antonio Filosa
General Motors plant manager John Urbanic
National Auto Dealers Association Chairman Tom Castriota
Transportation Sec Sean Duffy
Deputy transportation Sec Steven Bradbury
1/2
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My half-assed policy suggestion that I haven’t fully considered is “get rid of auto dealerships, like all of them.” I honestly think it would make the world a much better place.
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
The correct answer (for anyone looking for me) is a Lange 1 Moonphase.
What's the gift we're all buying the male relative we don't know very well this year
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The correct answer (for anyone looking for me) is a Lange 1 Moonphase.
No. NO!!
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
No. NO!!
This is perfect. Please everyone move to these 10 cities and not to Chicago.
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is perfect. Please everyone move to these 10 cities and not to Chicago.
The correct and only answer is Mac & Cheese. Mac & Cheese is gross and I’m tired of Big Cheese paying influencers to convince us otherwise.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The correct and only answer is Mac & Cheese. Mac & Cheese is gross and I’m tired of Big Cheese paying influencers to convince us otherwise.
As a guy who once stayed at a job (where I was miserable) just long enough to hit my vesting cliff I can respect this.
Noting the congressional pension is based on service time, it kicks in at 5 years and her retirement date - Jan. 5, 2026 - will be the first business day after she passes five years since her first swearing in. bsky.app/profile/heli...
Any idea why she's quitting then? Her statement isn't very coherent (big surprise), although it would make more sense as an explanation of just not running for re-election.
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
As a guy who once stayed at a job (where I was miserable) just long enough to hit my vesting cliff I can respect this.
If you put all the other planets in our solar system next to each other in a line they would fit between the earth and the moon.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If you put all the other planets in our solar system next to each other in a line they would fit between the earth and the moon.
This is the only Nuzzi related joke that made me laugh out loud. The rest of you are failing to meet the moment.
(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This is the only Nuzzi related joke that made me laugh out loud. The rest of you are failing to meet the moment.
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(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
This is of course rich people problems but if you have been paying mortgage/insurance/taxes on time for years you should be able to “take your mortgage with you” to a new house. It’s not the house the bank invested in, it’s you.
Many Americans bought their first houses when mortgage rates dipped to record lows during the pandemic. Some are ready to move but feel locked in by their low rates.
They Got Low Mortgage Rates During the Pandemic. Now They Can’t Move.
Many Americans bought their first houses when mortgage rates dipped to record lows. Some are ready to move but feel locked in by their low rates.
nyti.ms
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This is of course rich people problems but if you have been paying mortgage/insurance/taxes on time for years you should be able to “take your mortgage with you” to a new house. It’s not the house the bank invested in, it’s you.
I’m a gambler and a poker player and think that adults should be able to gamble if they want… and even I can see that sports gambling is not “good for America”
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
"It’s time we recognize that legal sports betting brings with it effective regulation that protects fans, teams, leagues and sports themselves — and work together to protect and build on that success," Chris Christie writes.
"It’s time we recognize that legal sports betting brings with it effective regulation that protects fans, teams, leagues and sports themselves — and work together to protect and build on that success," Chris Christie writes.
Opinion | Chris Christie: Legal Gambling Is Good for America
Chris Christie argues that regulated betting can strengthen the integrity of sports.
nyti.ms
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’m a gambler and a poker player and think that adults should be able to gamble if they want… and even I can see that sports gambling is not “good for America”
Marginal tax rates should asymptotically approach 100% as income approaches infinity and all types of income should be treated the same.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Marginal tax rates should asymptotically approach 100% as income approaches infinity and all types of income should be treated the same.
“Ended up”
Oopsie doopsie a powerful older man raped a homeless teenager. It just ended up that way. How did that happen? I blame the braces.
Oopsie doopsie a powerful older man raped a homeless teenager. It just ended up that way. How did that happen? I blame the braces.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“Ended up”
Oopsie doopsie a powerful older man raped a homeless teenager. It just ended up that way. How did that happen? I blame the braces.
Oopsie doopsie a powerful older man raped a homeless teenager. It just ended up that way. How did that happen? I blame the braces.
<honking swan panels>
“Left vulnerable to exploitation” BY WHO, Bitch. By Who?!?
“Left vulnerable to exploitation” BY WHO, Bitch. By Who?!?
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
<honking swan panels>
“Left vulnerable to exploitation” BY WHO, Bitch. By Who?!?
“Left vulnerable to exploitation” BY WHO, Bitch. By Who?!?
<to the tune of “We Didn’t Start the Fire”>
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
<to the tune of “We Didn’t Start the Fire”>
Ok but hear me out, Courtney Love and Johnny Depp in conversation with FRANK FUCKING WILCZEK would be hilarious.
A whole lotta liberals who were willing to take Epstein’s money turning off their phones tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ok but hear me out, Courtney Love and Johnny Depp in conversation with FRANK FUCKING WILCZEK would be hilarious.
I prefer Medium
Ahhhhh…. Medium.
Ahhhhh…. Medium.
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I prefer Medium
Ahhhhh…. Medium.
Ahhhhh…. Medium.
There is no a priori reason that gravitational mass should be the same as inertial mass. It’s coincidental.
Quote this skeet with a random fact you love, that brings you joy, I'll start:
Otters have pockets. The skin under their armpits makes a natural fold that they keep things in.
Otters have pockets. The skin under their armpits makes a natural fold that they keep things in.
an otter standing on its hind legs in front of a rock wall with imgflip.com written on the bottom
Alt: A sea otter being handed a ball, then storing it in a strange pocket under one arm.
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2024 at 12:18 AM
There is no a priori reason that gravitational mass should be the same as inertial mass. It’s coincidental.
It’s nice that the official start of Hot Toddy Season coincides with election night.
November 5, 2024 at 11:50 PM
It’s nice that the official start of Hot Toddy Season coincides with election night.
I plan on spending tomorrow getting drunk and watching Slow Horses. I will not be taking any questions.
November 5, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I plan on spending tomorrow getting drunk and watching Slow Horses. I will not be taking any questions.
James Woods please don’t talk about physics.
November 3, 2024 at 11:46 PM
James Woods please don’t talk about physics.