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Aidan Ball
@aidanballs.bsky.social
NU '22 | PHL
He/Him
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*CP2077 NPC voice* What’s up choom. I got what you need. The Hitler estrogen. The Thatcher testosterone. I got that progesterone that got Stalin pregnant
December 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Eagles Fans Despondent After 31-0 Victory
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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ratatouille yanking on my pubes, telling me how to fuck
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Seeing a fabulous scholar flying overhead:
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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They walked so Heated and Rivalry could fuck
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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we need a new "popeyes chicken sandwich" for everyone to flip out about. it doesn't need to be made by popeye's but it needs a similar huge cultural moment attached to it. i think a chicken fried steak sandwich could do it but perhaps the next sandwich to capture the zeitgeist is unknowable
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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HEALTH be like (synths)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Sometime late in the Bush administration we as a country stopped illuminating rooms with a floodlight placed directly behind a slowly rotating industrial fan and our nation has been floundering ever since.
One of the absolute dogdick shittiest things to be nostalgic for is how I miss big warehouse sets with a fuckin' huge flood light blasting on the windows
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Had a really fun interview with Dread Central a few months back that is finally out. Check it out! 🐀

www.dreadcentral.com/news/548442/...
YouTuber 'Grim Beard' Leads the Goth Gamer Nation [New Blood Drops]
YouTuber 'Grim Beard' Leads the Goth Gamer Nation [New Blood Drops]
www.dreadcentral.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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This is a good piece but god almighty is it sad, sad, sad
One app, 60 men, 26 dates: my adventures in alt-right dating
There’s no question that we’re living — and looking for love — in contentious times, where extreme political ideologies have all but divided parts of the dating pool. Or have they?
www.cosmopolitan.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Incredible infographic at the state fair
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Nathan Fielder Builds Shadow Moses Island
Nathan Fielder Builds Shadow Moses Island
UNIMAK ISLAND, Alaska — Shortly after beating Metal Gear Solid for the first time, comedian Nathan Fielder has constructed a fully accurate replica of the…
hard-drive.net
October 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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doing miles davis at karaoke and just kinda bobbing my head the whole time
October 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Thinking about the suicidal Mario again
October 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌
October 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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good afternoon
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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The state of online media is such a bummer, I sometimes think: who cares? Then, I read something so smart and so funny and so uniquely the product of this compromised but generative space, that I remember: I care!
This, by @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social, is a tour de force. defector.com/taylor-swift...
No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector
The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...
defector.com
October 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Ah yes, the show with a conclusive happy ending where our hero sips coffee in a world without cosmic horror 🐀
The Department of Homeland Security using clips from Twin Peaks in their cringe and racist anti immigration edits….
October 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.
September 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM