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· Mar 3
What's really annoying about the current democratic breakdown is that they're not going to use their newfound executive privileges to advance MY preferred political ends (wild horse annihilation).
So basically it's prehistory times and my job is to keep crossing these inedible wild citrus plants until we get something we may want to squeeze onto our fish
February 14, 2026 at 2:52 AM
So basically it's prehistory times and my job is to keep crossing these inedible wild citrus plants until we get something we may want to squeeze onto our fish
When Rubio says "We live in a new era of geopolitics" it's sort of like an arsonist saying "Unfortunately these days the danger of houses burning down for the insurance money has never been higher"
February 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
When Rubio says "We live in a new era of geopolitics" it's sort of like an arsonist saying "Unfortunately these days the danger of houses burning down for the insurance money has never been higher"
Baby learned about Raffi yesterday at library storytime so now she's listening to the greatest hits album and when he whistles in Mr. Sun it took her the FUCK out
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Baby learned about Raffi yesterday at library storytime so now she's listening to the greatest hits album and when he whistles in Mr. Sun it took her the FUCK out
Today my daughter ran up to me with a $1 finger puppet of a fox I got at a grocery store counter and screamed at me until I put it on my finger
February 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Today my daughter ran up to me with a $1 finger puppet of a fox I got at a grocery store counter and screamed at me until I put it on my finger
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I see. So an Orc named Mazoga wants to see me? And she expects me to come to her?
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I see. So an Orc named Mazoga wants to see me? And she expects me to come to her?
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oh my fucking god dude
February 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
oh my fucking god dude
Baby dropped a big board book on her foot and started crying more from surprise than being hurt, so it's okay to laugh that the book was I Like Myself
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Baby dropped a big board book on her foot and started crying more from surprise than being hurt, so it's okay to laugh that the book was I Like Myself
Been in Arizona visiting family after Mellie's godfather passed last week and one of his grandkids, while playing with my kid, looked at me and asked "Would you say it's hard being a father?" Motherfucker WHAT
February 8, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Been in Arizona visiting family after Mellie's godfather passed last week and one of his grandkids, while playing with my kid, looked at me and asked "Would you say it's hard being a father?" Motherfucker WHAT
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centuries pass and still it sings. what a gift it is, how time flattens under the weight of a practiced voice. how irreplaceable
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
centuries pass and still it sings. what a gift it is, how time flattens under the weight of a practiced voice. how irreplaceable
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Javier Baez suspended for being cool
February 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Javier Baez suspended for being cool
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Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
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recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.
January 29, 2026 at 9:48 AM
recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.
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So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 9:03 PM
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
They still can't generate a video longer than 1.5 seconds before they have to smash cut away from a mutant with 17 fingers
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 5:56 PM
They still can't generate a video longer than 1.5 seconds before they have to smash cut away from a mutant with 17 fingers
The response being "That just shows how unqualified you are for this serious position" is sending me
January 29, 2026 at 3:18 AM
The response being "That just shows how unqualified you are for this serious position" is sending me
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couldn’t hack it at ups. well time to be a nazi
January 28, 2026 at 2:32 AM
couldn’t hack it at ups. well time to be a nazi
I agree with the Joe Brady hiring insofar as promoting someone who is bad at their job often has the salutary effect of removing them from the responsibilities of that job
January 27, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I agree with the Joe Brady hiring insofar as promoting someone who is bad at their job often has the salutary effect of removing them from the responsibilities of that job
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You are the only remaining Duchess, which is a situation quite unprecedented. Normally, you would never be permitted to pass within Brellach.
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
You are the only remaining Duchess, which is a situation quite unprecedented. Normally, you would never be permitted to pass within Brellach.
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Donald Trump is flying home so that he can suck his own dick.
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Donald Trump is flying home so that he can suck his own dick.
He's heading to Nashville to interview to be Saleh's OC.
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
He's heading to Nashville to interview to be Saleh's OC.
Bills should fire Beane and the new GM should rehire McDermott
Buffalo Bills general manager Brandon Beane is being retained, per source. He will help lead the team's search for a new coach.
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Bills should fire Beane and the new GM should rehire McDermott
My Denver broncos (who I have always loved and believed in) got this
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 AM
My Denver broncos (who I have always loved and believed in) got this
If you're the rams you want to go up 30 or 40 points in the first half before you can start feeling comfortable
January 19, 2026 at 12:03 AM
If you're the rams you want to go up 30 or 40 points in the first half before you can start feeling comfortable