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after extensive wind tunnel testing and analysis, I've concluded that airplane mode is a complete scam. it doesn't change the phone's aerodynamics in the slightest.

Just because 99/100 scientists agree that it's bad to open a portal to the hell dimension doesn't mean we should immediately discount the opposing views of the scientist employed by Open A Portal To The Hell Dimension Inc.

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

Post-apocalypse show pausing for the apocalypse

and people say lens doesn't have meaningful names
hackage.haskell.org/package/lens...

schrödinger:

cat with a gun: I said get in the box

if you have a @github.com profile, can i ask you to update it with your @bsky.app handle? 🙏

👉 it enables some very cool integrations, like auto curated feeds and starter packs for contributors and tech

Que fique na história o único dia que uma impressora não foi uma vilã

WAIT IT'S CALLED THE ALPHABET BECAUSE ITS ALPHA+BETA THE FIRST TWO LETTERS IN THE GREEK ALPHABET

entao threads pra vc sobrou a redetv

one brazillion users

Morning Bathroom Window #1

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