Samuel Tschiedel
aisamu.bsky.social
Samuel Tschiedel
@aisamu.bsky.social
Shitty cognitive cosplayer of deterministic machines

Certified® Cloud Yeller

@[email protected]
@[email protected]
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e tenho dito
a última semana de vale tudo
diagnosticando uma novela
www.laurinhalero.com.br
October 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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after extensive wind tunnel testing and analysis, I've concluded that airplane mode is a complete scam. it doesn't change the phone's aerodynamics in the slightest.
September 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Just because 99/100 scientists agree that it's bad to open a portal to the hell dimension doesn't mean we should immediately discount the opposing views of the scientist employed by Open A Portal To The Hell Dimension Inc.
April 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
April 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."
January 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Post-apocalypse show pausing for the apocalypse
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Jan 9
Production on some of Hollywood's biggest shows, including the next season of Fallout, have come to a screeching halt after major fires broke out across Los Angeles county. bit.ly/4h48YHt
January 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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and people say lens doesn't have meaningful names
hackage.haskell.org/package/lens...
January 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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schrödinger:

cat with a gun: I said get in the box
December 28, 2024 at 12:41 AM
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if you have a @github.com profile, can i ask you to update it with your @bsky.app handle? 🙏

👉 it enables some very cool integrations, like auto curated feeds and starter packs for contributors and tech
November 23, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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Que fique na história o único dia que uma impressora não foi uma vilã
OS CARAS IMPRIMIRAM O PLANO DE ASSASSINATO DE LULA, ALCKMIN E ALEXANDRE DE MORAES DE DENTRO DO PALÁCIO DO PLANALTO, PORRA

OS CARAS IMPRIMIRAM O PLANO DE ASSASSINATO, PORRA

PUTAQUEPARIUUUU
November 19, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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WAIT IT'S CALLED THE ALPHABET BECAUSE ITS ALPHA+BETA THE FIRST TWO LETTERS IN THE GREEK ALPHABET
November 6, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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entao threads pra vc sobrou a redetv
September 5, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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one brazillion users
August 31, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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Morning Bathroom Window #1
July 13, 2024 at 9:29 AM
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😆
October 14, 2023 at 10:39 AM