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Alacar - I'd rather be playing D&D
@alacarleoricar.bsky.social
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Bi, 38, taken. He/Him. CST USA.
Geek of all trades.
Formerly Twitter (@/The_GeekMaster). Lover of art, fantasy, Zelda, D&D, and games. 18+ content present. I am not an artist, but I love art!

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Alacar - I'd rather be playing D&D @alacarleoricar.bsky.social · Oct 11
Hello BlueSky. Call me Alacar. I am on Twitter, but not really.

I am a massive geek. Video Games. Tabletop RPGs. Nintendo, old school PC games, and more.

I am an adult, and I enjoy adult NSFW art.

Two of my many OCs you'll likely see me talking about here are Rorik Silverhand and Alacar Leoricar.
Alacar Leoricar: A half-elf male with fair skin, a handsome face, and long black hair tied in a braid. He looks at the viewer with green eyes and a friendly smile. He is dressed in comfortable blue and red mage robes with wrappings and hints of light armor beneath. He is polishing a magic shortsword, and is looking very friendly. He is a retired adventurer, and a D&D OC I have had for decades. The oldest one I still have. He is married to a princess of wood elves and they now rule as King and Queen in their homebrew world of Trellios. She speaks as the Avatar of the nature goddess, and he is ascended as a lesser god of adventure, travel, trickery, and arcana. He is a prominent NPC in my D&D worlds. Before his ascension he was a level 20 Bladesinger Wizard, and has some of his own magic spells and unique items. Now he has a wife, six kids, and many responsibilities. Rorik Silverhand. One of my many OCs, and one of my favorites. He is a half-orc, half-human male. Tall, with a fit and visible muscular physique, even under a loose shirt. Rorik has messy short red hair, a thin beard, and tusks coming from his lips, as well a scar over his right eye, both of which are golden. A metal shoulder pauldron is over his right shoulder, meant to hold his massive dragonslayer claymore sword. Belts cross his chest, and two hang from his waist, meant to keep his gear fitted. He stands strong and proud. Rorik is a level 3 Fighter (Champion)/17 Barbarian (Path of Adoration) in 5e D&D, and has a uniquely crafted giant-size greatsword. The Path of Adoration is a homebrewed barbarian class designed around his rage being fueled by his burning love for those closest to him: A rabbit shifter girl named Leetha, and a fellow half-orc (no relation) Ranger named Ytza. He is completely devoted to them. Rorik is not the smartest man. But he's clever, and dedicated. "There's really four F's in life: Fightin', Feedin', Fuckin', and Foolin'. Always try to do the first three, and always try to avoid the fourth one."
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omnomberries.bsky.social
puppet zelda and link from tears of the kingdom

I wanted to colour this on a stream but I've been too sick. better done than nothing.
sketch of puppet zelda from tears of the kingdom sitting on link's lap. he looks shocked.
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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ghostfangss.bsky.social
she's divine, i'm devout #zelink #botw #totk
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
alacarleoricar.bsky.social
I thought it would improve after the holiday

Nope
alacarleoricar.bsky.social Alacar - I'd rather be playing D&D @alacarleoricar.bsky.social · 2d
Feeling like a fifth wheel, even when I'm clearly not
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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ykshelter.bsky.social
a vendor stall near an amphitheater
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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mengxuanli.bsky.social
🍃
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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marisketch.bsky.social
[nsfw, oc, rybine]

now with colors!
Colored sketch of the artist's original characters Ryou and Sabine being intimate. Sabine pegs Ryou from behind on their sheet, licking her lips as she looks down at him and grabs his thigh with one hand. She is nude aside from thigh-high stockings and the strap-on, while he is entirely nude. Ryou turns slightly back towards her, his eyes closed, with one hand in her hair and the other gripping the sheets beneath him. Little hearts are drawn by both of them.
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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dresdencodak.com
I like that Metroid Dread embraces the fact that Samus is hot, specifically because she's a giant woman in a suit of armor who will step on you.
a video game character in a red and white suit is holding a gun
ALT: a video game character in a red and white suit is holding a gun
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
alacarleoricar.bsky.social
One day I'll stop hearing his name, or seeing it online. I must live to see that day
katmabu.bsky.social Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 1d
so none of what he’s saying is real btw
Donald J. Trump + @realDonald Trump Any document signed by Sleepy Joe Biden with the Autopen, which was approximately 92% of them, is hereby terminated, and of no further force or effect. The Autopen is not allowed to be used if approval is not specifically given by the President of the United States. The Radical Left Lunatics circling Biden around the beautiful Resolute Desk in the Oval Office took the Presidency away from him. I am hereby cancelling all Executive Orders, and anything else that was not directly signed by Crooked Joe Biden, because the people who operated the Autopen did so illegally. Joe Biden was not involved in the Autopen process and, if he says he was, he will be brought up on charges of perjury. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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ghostfangss.bsky.social
#zelink #totk #botw
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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musingzero.bsky.social
Seleris

Commission for my first client on Artistree of their night elf. Censored version. ^_^

Yeah you heard right, I am on Artistree too. 💗
artistree.io/musingzero
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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alonelyboy.bsky.social
Call me boring but this is the hottest shit
#zelink
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
alacarleoricar.bsky.social
Feeling like a fifth wheel, even when I'm clearly not
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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smittty.bsky.social
The rain doesn't bother her
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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ravenemore.bsky.social
Hex girls repost for fun
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
alacarleoricar.bsky.social
I didn't watch any MST3K today.

Instead I've been wrangled into a Stranger Things marathon.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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dizzyisntdizzy.bsky.social
it's hot okay?!?
October 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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lyssahh.bsky.social
it's a daisy
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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unenthusiast.com
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech but it's Ellen Ripley
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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rumcoora.bsky.social
Goth Frieren #fanart #elf #frieren #elfenjoyers #fantasyart
Frieren the elf mage sitting on the floor wearing a leather dress, sleeves, knee boots and striped thigh-high stockings.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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rumcoora.bsky.social
Feeling Blue #elf #fantasyart #elfenjoyers
a sexy, drunk elf lady slouching over a bar.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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rumcoora.bsky.social
"Finally, I've perfected a potion that melts clothing. Now to find some sucker to overpay for it!"
#pinup #madscientist
A sexy mad scientist, clad only in a lab coat, gloves and thigh-high stockings looks gleefully at a couple of beakers of liquid she is holding. Also, she has enormous booba.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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ghostlui.bsky.social
fruit cake for the princess!
(linktober 13 - village)
#zelink #botw #totk #zelda
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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ravenemore.bsky.social
I'd say this one
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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blushyspicy.bsky.social
Drew a bunnysuit variant of our Shadowheart piece
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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spookystirfry.bsky.social
lil' back doodle of @tujiux.bsky.social 's Astra!
coloured digital drawing of tujiux's OC Astra. She stands with her back towards the viewer, looking over her shoulder. She's wearing a black dress that's cut low in the back to show off her musculature.
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM