alan
@alanx.bsky.social
lufc. pan. corgi enthusiast. former florida man. 4th coast elitist. cleveland raised me. he/him. ⌘
archivist turned engineering student.
archivist turned engineering student.
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CALVERRRTTTTT-LEEWWWWIIIIINN!!! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!
December 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
CALVERRRTTTTT-LEEWWWWIIIIINN!!! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!
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Telling me that Trump will suffer in jail and lose all of his ill-gotten gains, but only if Clinton endures the same is like telling me that I can have two million dollars instead of one million.
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Telling me that Trump will suffer in jail and lose all of his ill-gotten gains, but only if Clinton endures the same is like telling me that I can have two million dollars instead of one million.
excuse me but holy fuck 😱
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
excuse me but holy fuck 😱
the Herbie robot malfunctioned with a “Sam Bradford” reference
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
the Herbie robot malfunctioned with a “Sam Bradford” reference
this game is drunk and i love it
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
this game is drunk and i love it
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Some people are very weird
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Some people are very weird
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everything is so fucking stupid
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
everything is so fucking stupid
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I have zero complication left. It either aligns or it don’t. No hard feelings either
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I have zero complication left. It either aligns or it don’t. No hard feelings either
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The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.
I'm dubious about Amazon's commitment to keeping pre-existing conditions a thing of the past.
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.
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the most wonderful time of the year just got a little more colorful!
it’s with much happiness in my heart that i share with you my new coloring ebook: meowy christmas 🎄
poorlycatdraw.gumroad.com/l/meowychris...
it’s with much happiness in my heart that i share with you my new coloring ebook: meowy christmas 🎄
poorlycatdraw.gumroad.com/l/meowychris...
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
the most wonderful time of the year just got a little more colorful!
it’s with much happiness in my heart that i share with you my new coloring ebook: meowy christmas 🎄
poorlycatdraw.gumroad.com/l/meowychris...
it’s with much happiness in my heart that i share with you my new coloring ebook: meowy christmas 🎄
poorlycatdraw.gumroad.com/l/meowychris...
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Actually bring bk the hourly limits cause
America Online. I don't miss the hourly limits, but I miss this internet.
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Actually bring bk the hourly limits cause
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GGGGOOOOOAAAAAAALLLL!!! CALVERT-LEWIN WITH THE HEADER!!
December 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
GGGGOOOOOAAAAAAALLLL!!! CALVERT-LEWIN WITH THE HEADER!!
it’s the same gd goal every game (different player responsible ofc) and it’s so frustrating
Henry beats the offside trap down the left channel. Cuts back. Bijol gets a touch on it, but only tees it up for Henderson, arriving from deep to slot home, with anothjer Bijol touch on the way past Perri. Stach just stopped following Henderson's run. #lufc
December 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
it’s the same gd goal every game (different player responsible ofc) and it’s so frustrating
FUCK OFF THATS NOT A PEN GTFO
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
FUCK OFF THATS NOT A PEN GTFO
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People are showing more grace to the white guy who took 18 years to cover up racist tattoos than a Black woman who has been using her platform to fight inequality since she got here.
This is #TheDoubleTax.
This is #TheDoubleTax.
Jasmine Crockett’s Senate bid is infuriating some colleagues.
“She might win a primary, but she ain't winning a general in Texas," said a senior House Dem.
Another House Dem told @axios.com: “Just look to see how many House members endorse her candidacy.” www.axios.com/2025/12/12/j...
“She might win a primary, but she ain't winning a general in Texas," said a senior House Dem.
Another House Dem told @axios.com: “Just look to see how many House members endorse her candidacy.” www.axios.com/2025/12/12/j...
"It's a bad decision": Jasmine Crockett enrages fellow House Democrats with Senate bid
"She might win a primary, but she ain't winning a general in Texas," one senior House Democrat said.
www.axios.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
People are showing more grace to the white guy who took 18 years to cover up racist tattoos than a Black woman who has been using her platform to fight inequality since she got here.
This is #TheDoubleTax.
This is #TheDoubleTax.
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"Trump will just defy court orders, what's even the point of litigating"
This, this a point
This, this a point
PHILIPSBURG, Pa. (AP) - Kilmar Abrego Garcia leaves immigration detention after federal judge's order Thursday, his attorney's office says.
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"Trump will just defy court orders, what's even the point of litigating"
This, this a point
This, this a point