alan
@alanx.bsky.social
lufc. pan. corgi enthusiast. former florida man. 4th coast elitist. cleveland raised me. he/him. ⌘
archivist turned engineering student.
archivist turned engineering student.
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My polyamory take is that neither polyamory nor monogamy is better or worse, it's just thst 85% of people are bad at both
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
My polyamory take is that neither polyamory nor monogamy is better or worse, it's just thst 85% of people are bad at both
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American politics is a seesaw driven by the biggest dipshits you’ve ever met
it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever
it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
American politics is a seesaw driven by the biggest dipshits you’ve ever met
it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever
it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever
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More people should listen to @tressiemcphd.bsky.social
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
More people should listen to @tressiemcphd.bsky.social
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
When people say AI is inevitable, let them know the future isn’t settled.
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Stop using that AI shit forreal!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Stop using that AI shit forreal!!!!
@grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com @turboshawn.com @janochoa.bsky.social this game is pretty awesome and with a bunch of things dropping today thought it might get lost in the shuffle. worth checking out.
“Please enjoy the museum”:
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
February 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
@grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com @turboshawn.com @janochoa.bsky.social this game is pretty awesome and with a bunch of things dropping today thought it might get lost in the shuffle. worth checking out.
this game is awesome and you should go buy it right now
“Please enjoy the museum”:
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
this game is awesome and you should go buy it right now
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“Please enjoy the museum”:
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
“Please enjoy the museum”:
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
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Tomorrow, Relooted hits Steam!
Before (or after) you play, listen to this interview with developers @benjamming.bsky.social and @blckporcelain.bsky.social. Learning the differences between Afrofuturism and Africanfuturism helped me better understand the game's ambitions!
Before (or after) you play, listen to this interview with developers @benjamming.bsky.social and @blckporcelain.bsky.social. Learning the differences between Afrofuturism and Africanfuturism helped me better understand the game's ambitions!
The Best Heists Are Also History Lessons
In Relooted, before you steal artifacts you must learn why they matter
postgame.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Tomorrow, Relooted hits Steam!
Before (or after) you play, listen to this interview with developers @benjamming.bsky.social and @blckporcelain.bsky.social. Learning the differences between Afrofuturism and Africanfuturism helped me better understand the game's ambitions!
Before (or after) you play, listen to this interview with developers @benjamming.bsky.social and @blckporcelain.bsky.social. Learning the differences between Afrofuturism and Africanfuturism helped me better understand the game's ambitions!
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charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show
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Using the clean edit of Backstreet's Back for a fucking crypto commercial is grounds for a violent revolution
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Using the clean edit of Backstreet's Back for a fucking crypto commercial is grounds for a violent revolution
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Criticizing the “blacksky only” posting feature instead of understanding WHY that feature is so necessary for our community and focusing your efforts on that side of things is most certainly a choice.
More mad that we’re protecting ourselves than you are at the reason we need to do so.
Idiots.
More mad that we’re protecting ourselves than you are at the reason we need to do so.
Idiots.
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Criticizing the “blacksky only” posting feature instead of understanding WHY that feature is so necessary for our community and focusing your efforts on that side of things is most certainly a choice.
More mad that we’re protecting ourselves than you are at the reason we need to do so.
Idiots.
More mad that we’re protecting ourselves than you are at the reason we need to do so.
Idiots.
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You can do whatever you want with your time, but you will not waste mine.
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
You can do whatever you want with your time, but you will not waste mine.
Taking my money from the verge and sending it to @aftermath.site 🫡
Your subscriber dollars at work: Aftermath has a new regular contributor and monthly columnist. Welcome @adashtra.bsky.social and @jmrivera.bsky.social to our regular rotation of writers!
aftermath.site/podcasts/after...
aftermath.site/podcasts/after...
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Taking my money from the verge and sending it to @aftermath.site 🫡
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kuechly HOF extremely well deserved 🫡🫡🫡
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
kuechly HOF extremely well deserved 🫡🫡🫡
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The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
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Good news! There are several really easy ways for you to fix that!
February 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Good news! There are several really easy ways for you to fix that!
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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Meet the unconventional publishers trying to unfuck the games industry: aftermath.site/indie-game-pub...
February 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Meet the unconventional publishers trying to unfuck the games industry: aftermath.site/indie-game-pub...
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Oh hey. It's me. I'm back. I wanted to talk to all the devs who took the war chest from their popular games (and YouTube careers!) and turned it into a publishing studio to find out what they're doing differently and if its working out for them.
Turns out...yeah seems like its going good!
Turns out...yeah seems like its going good!
Meet the unconventional publishers trying to unfuck the games industry: aftermath.site/indie-game-pub...
February 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Oh hey. It's me. I'm back. I wanted to talk to all the devs who took the war chest from their popular games (and YouTube careers!) and turned it into a publishing studio to find out what they're doing differently and if its working out for them.
Turns out...yeah seems like its going good!
Turns out...yeah seems like its going good!
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D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
white people stop using that word 2026 challenge and goooooo
Woke 2.0 back with a vengeance. You love to see it.
February 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
white people stop using that word 2026 challenge and goooooo
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I say this all the time
LOVE ME OUT LOUD CUZ IMA BE SCREAMING IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS 😂😂
LOVE ME OUT LOUD CUZ IMA BE SCREAMING IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS 😂😂
The last person I dealt with got my eyes printed on a necklace, I had his initials on a necklace, we had matching custom Nike sweatshirts AND we had matching bracelets.
I love loud lovers. 🥰
I love loud lovers. 🥰
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I say this all the time
LOVE ME OUT LOUD CUZ IMA BE SCREAMING IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS 😂😂
LOVE ME OUT LOUD CUZ IMA BE SCREAMING IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS 😂😂
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These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée
feds have arrested jamael lundy alongside journalists georgia fort and don lemon for the protest at a st. paul church led by an ICE agent
lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember
www.jlundyforsd65.com
lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember
www.jlundyforsd65.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 PM
These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée